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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
I hope Tomsula gets a Draw Play going away comic.

I'm gonna miss that man in cartoon form.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Athanatos posted:

I hope Tomsula gets a Draw Play going away comic.

I'm gonna miss that man in cartoon form.

Just watch Cartoon Network. He's still there.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Silly Burrito posted:

Just watch Cartoon Network. He's still there.

in reruns.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
No, he does the Lock of the Week on the website.

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Thank you! I'll change it after the 12th (hopefully).

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

JRizzle posted:

Thank you! I'll change it after the 12th (hopefully).

A just and good act, imo.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Oakland Bowies (Because he has the eye patch).

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Fans of this team wont shut up about how good the team was in their generation

(this is awesome I can't wait to see the Pink Floyd one)

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Febreeze posted:

Fans of this team wont shut up about how good the team was in their generation

(this is awesome I can't wait to see the Pink Floyd one)

So is The Who the 49ers or the Cowboys then

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

It's tempting to use the same template ever other one of these "_________ as NFL teams" does but I think I have more pride in what I can do with Photoshop.



I might use it some but I'm going to try and get some variety.

Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Jan 5, 2016

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
What position is the Bass guitar of the NFL? Punter? Cause the Who franchise is carried by it.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Spoeank posted:

So is The Who the 49ers or the Cowboys then

Definitely 49ers. Get the gently caress over the 80's you farts

Cowboys would be a team that is way overhyped for every album but was actually only good a while ago

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Febreeze posted:

Definitely 49ers. Get the gently caress over the 80's you farts

Cowboys would be a team that is way overhyped for every album but was actually only good a while ago

Metallica.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Eifert Posting posted:

What position is the Bass guitar of the NFL? Punter? Cause the Who franchise is carried by it.

Tight End

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Alaois posted:

Tight End

This makes Gronkowski the Lemmy of the NFL I think?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

I didn't know Tennessee was famous for its rock.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Chichevache posted:

I didn't know Tennessee was famous for its rock.



?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Can someone avatar-ize this'un raaat'cheer?



I'm thinking just strip the last few frames out on repeat so there's no so much lateral motion.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
The Draw Play giving a sweet soul the best possible tribute. Rest in Peace, Jimmy T

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Spoeank posted:

The Draw Play giving a sweet soul the best possible tribute. Rest in Peace, Jimmy T

He was everything we asked for, and we deserved none of it.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Chilichimp posted:

Can someone avatar-ize this'un raaat'cheer?



I'm thinking just strip the last few frames out on repeat so there's no so much lateral motion.

Is he miming a monkey getting skullfucked?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

Is he miming a monkey getting skullfucked?

Son, we've been asking this question since week 1.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
The team huddles up. For each man, an assigned position in the circle. It is a ring of trust, a ring of honor, a ring of professional football players. They look across at one another, fully confident that they have what it takes to win it right here, right now. They've prepared for this day. Their coaches have given them the playbook, and they know it back to front and back again. They are about to gently caress sum'n'up.

Sam Bradford stands outside the huddle; he is excited, but he is confident. He's waiting for the signal for the play. A voice in his helmet smugly drops, "Double-wing right, over trips, high zone exploit." He grins. He's seen this play in practice. He's run this play a hundred times in practice. He knew it was gold the minute he glimpsed it through the cool veneer of lamination in the playbook. That was one play he saw and there was instantly no confusion. He nods quickly and turns.

Thrusting into the huddle, Sam smiles and says, "gently caress sum'n'up."

The entire offense knows what this means. They clap hands and strut to their positions. They're about to get a loving touchdown, but then everything goes wrong. The double-high safeties change their positions. The free safety drops center and the strong safety crowds into the box. Sam has run this play a hundred times in practice and this orientation of the safeties blew it up every single loving time. He panics, he doesn't know what to do. The radio is already cut-off because this isn't a loving battery commercial, so Sam looks up to the booth, waving his arms.

15 seconds.

But the offensive coordinator already knows it's done and he never sees Sam. He's already screaming into the sideline phone to get an offensive assistant to signal an alternate play.

10 seconds.

Sam can see him screaming into the phone so he looks to the sideline for the alternate play.



Sam has no loving idea what that is.

5 seconds

He looks back at the booth, waving his arms and the OC stares down in horror. He drafted this alternate play because of how successful this defensive look was against his masterpiece, but they never got around to talking about it in Saturday practice.

1 second

Bradford takes the snap and is immediately sacked.

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Jan 5, 2016

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Chilichimp posted:

Can someone avatar-ize this'un raaat'cheer?



I'm thinking just strip the last few frames out on repeat so there's no so much lateral motion.

<--- Join me with former Eagle coaches avs

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
I'll miss Tommy Sula

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/goodnight-sweet-tomsula/

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I just found out today that Jeff George opened a new Dairy Queen in Westfield IN. To bad Toaster Beef has retired. Next time I am driving through I will buy a not so tasty treat from him.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Elephanthead posted:

I just found out today that Jeff George opened a new Dairy Queen in Westfield IN. To bad Toaster Beef has retired. Next time I am driving through I will buy a not so tasty treat from him.

gently caress you, Blizzard rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, god, I'm so fat...

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chilichimp posted:

gently caress you, Blizzard rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, god, I'm so fat...

Remember when they had breeze's and realized they werent fooling anyone

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Remember when they had breeze's and realized they werent fooling anyone

I just looked that up and apparently entire batches of frozen yogurt went bad because it was ordered so infrequently.

Who the gently caress goes to DQ for diet anything

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Can we have a Spinoff where Tomsula and Buff Dolphin Coach drive around the country and right wrongs or some such

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Athanatos posted:

Can we have a Spinoff where Tomsula and Buff Dolphin Coach drive around the country and right wrongs or some such

Or... have them driving across the desert a la "Fear and Loathing"

Tomsula turns to Campbell and yells "SHUT UP! We're in Cards country."

But you're right

The Buddy Cop dichotomies practically write themselves here.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Draw them as "Thelma & Louise" :xd:

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Psst. Jimmy T. We got a D.Cooord opening here in Jax. I bet Gabbert told y'all how nice it is here. Drive that van on over here.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Suspect Bucket posted:

Psst. Jimmy T. We got a D.Cooord opening here in Jax. I bet Gabbert told y'all how nice it is here. Drive that van on over here.
No thanks. I hope Gus can lure someone good or at least decent, considering he only has one year on his contract and the team only got 5 win this year...

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Suspect Bucket posted:

Psst. Jimmy T. We got a D.Cooord opening here in Jax. I bet Gabbert told y'all how nice it is here. Drive that van on over here.

*suspect bucket puts up sign*

"Van parking for 1 new DC"

*wakes up the next morning to discover Rob Ryan and 30 empty beer cans*

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Mel Mudkiper posted:

*suspect bucket puts up sign*

"Van parking for 1 new DC"

*wakes up the next morning to discover Rob Ryan and 30 empty beer cans*

So Rob only showed up an hour ago?

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Yo Febreeze, your poo poo just got reposted by the biggest internet dude himself:



The actual link: http://www.warpedspeed.com/the-nfl-just-got-trumped/?utm_content=inf_10_1166_2&tse_id=INF_5be683f32dcf49c6ad6fe9a461f514e5

edit: of course they rehost poo poo from Uproxx.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

At least they left the watermark.

BTW, the next in line.

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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Mel Mudkiper posted:

*suspect bucket puts up sign*

"Van parking for 1 new DC"

*wakes up the next morning to discover Rob Ryan and 30 empty beer cans*

Oh my gosh I could play with his beautiful hair for HOURS :syoon:

Darth Brooks posted:

At least they left the watermark.

BTW, the next in line.



Put that helmet on Andy Reid. The circle will be complete.

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