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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:that dude looks SO BAD rear end - 10 year old me in '93 Revan is still my favorite sithlord at least in the way of costume. its probably why i like Kylo renns.
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Applewhite posted:I own an X box controller, does that work? http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/star-wars-tie-fighter-40/guide-to-playing-x-wing-and-tie-fighter-on-a-contr-1498346/
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i like looking at comments in articles where there's prequel mention and people defending the bad looking fights because "obviously they were really trained so that's what it would look like if luke was that trained and vader wasn't a robot old man!" instead of realizing the fights should be for a storytelling reason and also not look dumb and lifeless as poo poo.
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Groovelord Neato posted:i like looking at comments in articles where there's prequel mention and people defending the bad looking fights because "obviously they were really trained so that's what it would look like if luke was that trained and vader wasn't a robot old man!" instead of realizing the fights should be for a storytelling reason and also not look dumb and lifeless as poo poo. I'm still sticking to 'Jedi can see the future' Ofc, no one said being able to see the future keeps you from looking and acting like a a retard.
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its because george lucas phoned it in from video village
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at least the atlus shrugged trilogy had the courage to shrivel and die I cannot believe after phantom menace they went and let that gently caress make two more films.
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RFC2324 posted:I'm still sticking to 'Jedi can see the future' i don't think seeing the future happened until the prequels.
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Kneels down to tie shoe Dies
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Romes128 posted:Kneels down to tie shoe Pretty sure that wasn't an issue. He was functionally retarded you see.
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Groovelord Neato posted:i don't think seeing the future happened until the prequels. Doesn't Luke see the future in esb ?
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RFC2324 posted:Pretty sure that wasn't an issue. He was functionally retarded you see. Fine Kneels down to tighten velcro strap on shoe Dies
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Doesn't Luke see the future in esb ? Yeah, that's how he knows poo poo is going down at Cloud City.
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IIRC before the prequels Jedi weren't supposed to able to see the future (Luke in ESB excepted) but being strong in the force made their reactions so fast that it looked like they could to other people.
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1000 Brown M and Ms posted:IIRC before the prequels Jedi weren't supposed to able to see the future (Luke in ESB excepted) but being strong in the force made their reactions so fast that it looked like they could to other people. So could Yoda, and in fact he treats Luke seeing the future as a "yeah that's one of many cool things the force does" thing. The Emperor keeps saying he foresees things but who knows if he's full of poo poo or not.
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I watched two whole goddamn seasons of that Clone Wars show. I saw people talking about there being good episodes and bad episodes, and that's bullshit. There's watchably mediocre episodes and loving dreadful episodes.
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Modest Mao posted:at least the atlus shrugged trilogy had the courage to shrivel and die I cannot believe after phantom menace they went and let that gently caress make two more films. It made a poo poo-ton of money. From a studio's standpoint, what else matters?
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well i found this http://editthis.info/create_your_own_story/Star_Wars:_The_Complete_Erotic_Saga  its not finished but I got Leia to get freaky with luke in 4 clicks CHICKEN SHOES fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Jan 6, 2016 |
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boom boom boom posted:I watched two whole goddamn seasons of that Clone Wars show. I saw people talking about there being good episodes and bad episodes, and that's bullshit. There's watchably mediocre episodes and loving dreadful episodes. I could've told you that from looking at any screenshot, it just looks like poo poo
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Don Tacorleone posted:I could've told you that from looking at any screenshot, it just looks like poo poo There's good shows with terrible animation 
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:well i found this quote:Chewbacca "Chewie" (Wookiee male) — Giant fuzzy copilot to Han Solo. As you probably guessed, he's got a massive penis.
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You open your crotch hatch which then deploys your 7 inch phallus which usually serves to pleasure female owners of protocol droids. Although you have never used this before. Not even on R2-D2! Like the rest of your body it is made of golden metal. It has the appearance of a golden metal vibrator, with no glans. It is capable of moving backwards and forwards on its own, due to your inability to thrust your hips. Upon the deployment of your member, Leia excitedly kneels down and starts to lick your shaft. You feel no pleasure from this due to being an droid, but the action seems to get Leia very excited. She starts to lick around your tip before starting to give you a blowjob. You soon start to hear slurping and moaning noises coming from Leia, you look down to realise that she has started to finger herself through her dress. She deepthroats your entire member, making gagging noises, before removing you from her mouth. "Well that's gotten me all hot and bothered" Leia said her cloths removing all her clothing and revealing her shapely figure, large breasts and unshaven pussy. She bent over the bed, giving you a perfect view of her vagina and anus on her backside. "Pleasure me droid!".
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ahaa its got pictures http://editthis.info/create_your_own_story/ROTJ:_Give_her_an_amazing_tounge_fucking NSFW
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Someone on Reddit noticed that Lucas was using facemorphing to mix his takes together. https://gfycat.com/EthicalCapitalAmmonite While I'm at it, here is a choice Ewan McGregor quote about his interactions with Star Wars fans. quote:"The people I meet are the fuckers who want me to sign Star Wars photos so they can sell them on the Internet or the people at premieres who are crushing children against barriers to get me to sign their loving picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi. They're not fans—they're parasitical lowlifes and loving wankers." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I627rJ4V7UQ&t=527s
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my favorite podracer is "ben quadrinaros," the guy with the word "quad" in his name so he drives a podracer with four, or "quadruple" engines
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He also, if porn fanart is right, has four balls
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OneThousandMonkeys posted:Someone on Reddit noticed that Lucas was using facemorphing to mix his takes together. McGregor was the only one who gave a gently caress about the acting in the prequels, but even he gave up somewhere around the second movie And the emperor I guess
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Ian McDarmid was the only redeeming part of the prequels. I guess the rest of ROTS was a step up from the rest but that's a hell of a low bar. Not SW EU but from IMDB's Bee Movie trivia page and it belongs here in its spiritual company: 
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This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:You open your crotch hatch which then deploys your 7 inch phallus which usually serves to pleasure female owners of protocol droids. Although you have never used this before. Not even on R2-D2! Like the rest of your body it is made of golden metal. It has the appearance of a golden metal vibrator, with no glans. It is capable of moving backwards and forwards on its own, due to your inability to thrust your hips. Yousa enjoying a bombad lunch of swamp clams. The sun is out and the wildlife of yousa's homeworld is coming out. Yousa hear a snuffing noise from behind. Yousa turn to see a small baby Shaak, a fat bulbous cow-like creature, grazing on grass. Your stalk eyes widen. TPM: You want to gently caress it. TPM: You want to gently caress it. TPM: You want to gently caress it.
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i'm just glad to know that the princess got a power bush going on but I don't know if its official canon
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Modest Mao posted:at least the atlus shrugged trilogy had the courage to shrivel and die I cannot believe after phantom menace they went and let that gently caress make two more films. No, they made the whole trilogy, with a different set of actors each time. In the last one they literally use the "train going into a tunnel" shot to establish that two characters are having sex. (Because you see, Atlas Shrugged focuses a lot on trains.) The film also features Ron Paul, Sean Hannity, and Glenn Beck playing themselves and commenting on Galt's (very condensed) speech. ... Bringing the discussion back to horrible Star Wars erotica, enjoy another Fan Fiction Friday classic - "Supermassive Black Hole," which features a tortured, sensitive Darth Vader falling in love with Harry Potter, a trained courtesan with a sarcastic "wit" and a heart of gold. (The title is a reference to a song by the English rock band Muse, not a dirty joke about anuses.) It's hilarious how out-of-character they both are, plus how the author misuses classical Japanese culture to add flavor.
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OneThousandMonkeys posted:Someone on Reddit noticed that Lucas was using facemorphing to mix his takes together. think you got the timestamp wrong or is it not in that clip?
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Pththya-lyi posted:
http://celeb.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600091492 my favorite one.
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Coohoolin posted:think you got the timestamp wrong or is it not in that clip? It's a great story nevertheless Like, every time you hear how bad Lucas was as a director in the prequels, someone else comes up with a better story
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Coohoolin posted:think you got the timestamp wrong or is it not in that clip? It's not in the clip, that's just Ewan McGregor being awesome.
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Yeah for real, I could listen to people talk about working with him all night. I love poo poo like that, the dumb stupid poo poo that ends up making Empire Strikes Back or The Phantom Menace
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Coohoolin posted:think you got the timestamp wrong or is it not in that clip? They are unrelated. The interview where he says this: http://www.details.com/story/ewan-mcgregor-interview-the-real-thing
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OneThousandMonkeys posted:Someone on Reddit noticed that Lucas was using facemorphing to mix his takes together. i've never noticed this before in any movie, is this common and just really well hidden in movies or is it another weird decision from george
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ThePutty posted:i've never noticed this before in any movie, is this common and just really well hidden in movies or is it another weird decision from george stitching two takes together is super common but using face morphing on a character between his lines to do so, I don't think so tim
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