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fart simpson posted:i can see a benefit in actual home automation, but just adding buttons on an app to turn everything on and off adds nothing valuable. they need to put an interface in all this stuff in order to move on to the actual useful part, but in the meantime it's all going to be stupid cool things that would be nice 2 have: control oven temp/timer and get notifications from oven get notifications for complete cycles from washer/dryer/dish washer turn lights on and off based on programmable criteria turn heat on and off based on programmable criteria etc... nobody wants this: tweet from your fridge/oven/washer/dryer/dish washer
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Elder Postsman posted:that's all i can find. easily turning on your range remotely seems like a really bad idea
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Shaggar posted:cool things that would be nice 2 have: these are dumb imo. why do you need notifications from an oven, are you like putting things in it to cook and then leaving the house or something. do you really need to know the exact moment that your washer/dryer/dishwasher cycle ends so you can drop everything and go deal with it. i dunno, it seems awfully pointless and dumb.
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fart simpson posted:easily turning on your range remotely seems like a really bad idea im just imagining this except without someone home to fix it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_YXN8PiFNM
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I always turn the buzzers and stuff off so having a notification on the phone that I can see when I glance at everything else would be nice and it could keep reminding me until I swap it cause sometimes I forget. oven temp notifications are good for similar scenarios like oh hey you preheated and forgot so heres more reminders or maybe you have a temp probe in a meat and you want to monitor it remotely. yes you can get things that do all this already but having standards around the data being available would be cool. I'm not gonna go out and replace everything or whatever but w/ eventual replacements over time these would be nice features. nothing critical or anything
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Elder Postsman posted:these are dumb imo dumb or.. brilliant?
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DuckConference posted:did sony talk about their vr poo poo at all? you just reminded my that sony brought back the walkman at CES last year it also cost $1200 http://www.theverge.com/2015/1/5/7493145/new-sony-walkman-zx2-ces-2015
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Ever since I saw Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as a kid I've wanted a Rube Goldberg-like device that makes breakfast for me. When I wake up I hit a switch and it starts an automated process while I shower and get dressed. By the time I'm ready to eat there's a plate of eggs and pancakes w a glass of OJ waiting for me. When can my internet of things do that.
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a standard for the combination of wildly different devices into a single process. the internet of rubes
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fart simpson posted:easily turning on your range remotely seems like a really bad idea it makes sense if its one of those refrigerated ovens and you don't know the exact time you'll be home for dinner when you leave in the morning push notifications from the meat thermometer makes sense, too not that any of these companies will deliver a device with software that isn't complete garbage
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FCKGW posted:you just reminded my that sony brought back the walkman at CES last year there's a new one this year, it's only $300!
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FAT BATMAN posted:Ever since I saw Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as a kid I've wanted a Rube Goldberg-like device that makes breakfast for me. When I wake up I hit a switch and it starts an automated process while I shower and get dressed. By the time I'm ready to eat there's a plate of eggs and pancakes w a glass of OJ waiting for me. When can my internet of things do that. i spend way too much time thinking about automated food prep there are lots of things to make cooking easier but you still need to refrigerate and prepare your ingredients first at a minimum you need a device that can refrigerate and then heat something on timer but a combo oven/fridge is harder to make than screwing a tablet to a fridge
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fart simpson posted:easily turning on your range remotely seems like a really bad idea To be able to check and turn off a hob / oven would be great, especially with clumsy people about. Entering a kitchen full of gas is not something anybody wants to do let alone repeat. We still haven't seen much of the aging baby boomer product set and this fits perfectly into the assisted living realm. MrMoo fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Jan 6, 2016 |
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Elder Postsman posted:internet of things is real bad follow @internetofshit on twiter DuckConference posted:did sony talk about their vr poo poo at all? sony isnt uh, doing much of anything and wont be in the near future
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graph posted:follow @internetofshit on twiter yeah i just found it earlier tonight, it's very good
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graph posted:sony isnt uh, doing much of anything and wont be in the near future it's releasing first half 2016
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Pinterest Mom posted:it's releasing first half 2016 wow! so how many more years of idiot chum while kaz spins off everything and turns the core into a consulting firm
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Shaggar posted:I think it will be cool once all the dust settles and theres a iot standard so I can have like lights and heat controlled from a standard place. I don't really care about fridgeputers but theres plenty of home automation stuff that would be a nice to have once its streamlined. i want my heating system to recognize that the firepupter in my stove can assist in heating
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ultramiraculous posted:i want my heating system to recognize that the firepupter in my stove can assist in heating friend, have you heard of bitscoin?
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fart simpson posted:there's even a voice controlled toilet so instead of hoping that someone's bluetooth toilet is default to 0000 now I can just stand outside their apartment and scream FLUSH in mandarin? neat
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qirex posted:there's a new one this year, it's only $300! and still has an interface that looks like a flip-phone from 2005
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The_Franz posted:and still has an interface that looks like a flip-phone from 2005 the more things change the more they stay the same makes u think
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FAT BATMAN posted:Ever since I saw Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as a kid I've wanted a Rube Goldberg-like device that makes breakfast for me. When I wake up I hit a switch and it starts an automated process while I shower and get dressed. By the time I'm ready to eat there's a plate of eggs and pancakes w a glass of OJ waiting for me. When can my internet of things do that. they're called breakfast machines and they're basically toaster/coffeemakers w/ a place for an egg or a place for bacon/sausage i don't think amazon carries them anymore tho
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GoldenTeeth posted:so instead of hoping that someone's bluetooth toilet is default to 0000 now I can just stand outside their apartment and scream FLUSH in mandarin? i guess so. i don't actually know what commands are available to it because i don't know anyone who bought one
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here's how you make a washing machine that is good 1) it has three buttons and one dial. 2) one button is hot, one is cold, and one is on. 3) the dial is for time 4) it comes with a printout of all of those symbols and what they mean
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actually no we're samsung let's make itso it's all touchscreen and wifi connected so if you don't have wifi it won't work and it's also outdated in a year when samsung stops updating it
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loving built in pinterest in a washing machine
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Can I get an update on the LOMARF CAR?
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the place we're renting has a mismatched pair of w/d and the dryer is like from the mid 80s and the washer is maybe 10 years old and the drum is broken so it's super loud but the landlords are like "it still works, when it breaks you can replace it!" the old waifu's dad is at CES now, as an appliance salesman so we're hoping he brings home a couple of those new $15,000/pair w/d combos
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Wild EEPROM posted:loving built in pinterest in a washing machine really?
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the washing machine i hope he gets has twitter built in to tweet you when your load is done
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Shaggar posted:I think it will be cool once all the dust settles and theres a iot standard so I can have like lights and heat controlled from a standard place. I don't really care about fridgeputers but theres plenty of home automation stuff that would be a nice to have once its streamlined. yep home kits gonna own.
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Elder Postsman posted:that's all i can find. my neighbor's oven has a built-in meat thermometer. i could see that being kinda nice to monitor on your smartphone, kinda like some high-end grills and smokers let you do now.
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Shaggar posted:I always turn the buzzers and stuff off so having a notification on the phone that I can see when I glance at everything else would be nice and it could keep reminding me until I swap it cause sometimes I forget.
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