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Party In My Diapee
Jan 24, 2014
POW! Right in the work area!

Edit: lovely page snype. This is the only schadenfreude related thing i found:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8NX-HxX-A0

Party In My Diapee has a new favorite as of 21:03 on Jan 5, 2016

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SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Load-bearing drywall claims another victim.

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


Back To 99 posted:

Edit: lovely page snype. This is the only schadenfreude related thing i found:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8NX-HxX-A0

Here, let me help:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENm846hIdjg

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Mega Comrade posted:

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-e...t-a6797076.html

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWAI7h1cEEo poor quality youtube version if above link doesn't work for you.

For those who don't know the format, Come Dine with Me is a British reality show (its spawned international clones now I believe). 4 contestants take turns playing host for dinner to the other 3. After each one they vote and the one with the most points by the end wins £1000. Its known for its very funny narrator.

Man, I really need to see the entire episode to know what the hell's going on here, don't I.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

It had to be the second round if they were a 1 seed. No way NC State was a 16 seed.

I was under the impression that NC state was the 32 seed, the loss made Villanova miss the sweet 16. :shrug:

I don't follow basketball, I only remember anything about it because of all those March Madness bracket picking challenges and only like 5 people total picked Villanova to lose

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Data Graham posted:

Man, I really need to see the entire episode to know what the hell's going on here, don't I.

The man came last in a competition to throw the best dinner party. As the final host, the winner was announced in his house, after his party. He throws a strop, and kicks everyone out. Presumably also the camera crew.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Oh! I thought the standing guy was the funny narrator i.e. the host of the show.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Dex posted:

He was apparently fascinated with "the perfect crime", but there was some screwup with the garbage collection that led to the body being discovered, and he completely unravelled from there.

As I recall the trash was not collected because police working the missing person case were lazy and parked in front of the bins. So when the rubbish men showed up they just shrugged and moved on.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
Another crime solved because of dazzling police work.

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅
I was curious enough to go check out the show on the channel 4 website.

Holy poo poo was that guy the biggest prick I've ever seen on the show. From the first segment he comes off as a bit pompous by the last one he's yelling at his guests for daring to think he's well.......pompous.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Eponine posted:

Another crime solved because of dazzling police work.

Also, he bragged about it on an unnamed forum:

quote:

Party hard by drinking alone in front of my computer. See my sexy neighbor/classmate come home late… Invite her up for a nightcap, make her a special drink called a Mickey Finn a drink designed to knock someone unconscious. She’s out cold. I finally lose my V-card [virginity]. Oh, no, she OD’d and died. I barbecue her legs and arms to celebrate losing my V-card. Not into organ meat, but throw her torso out, lose it on TV while the cops are discovering her remains, you mad virgins.

He posted a ton of violent poo poo on the forum in general, like talking about how he'd slaughter Westboro Baptist Church protesters. He had also rigged up I think a drone or a selfie stick-type thing to spy on the victim through her window.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Azhais posted:

I was under the impression that NC state was the 32 seed, the loss made Villanova miss the sweet 16. :shrug:

I don't follow basketball, I only remember anything about it because of all those March Madness bracket picking challenges and only like 5 people total picked Villanova to lose

its basically a 64* team tournament

teams are split into 4 region brackets of roughly even strength and seeded 1 to 16

at the end of regionals, the 4 remaining teams are split into 2 semifinals based on the region each represents, and those 2 teams play in the final

*-may actually be like 68

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A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.


:allears: Post-celebration 'fruede is funny too. When I was in high school, I would also hold my breath during lifts. End result was blood in my stool from burst capillaries in my intestine. Don't hold your breath!

Canemacar
Mar 8, 2008

chitoryu12 posted:

Also, he bragged about it on an unnamed forum:


He posted a ton of violent poo poo on the forum in general, like talking about how he'd slaughter Westboro Baptist Church protesters. He had also rigged up I think a drone or a selfie stick-type thing to spy on the victim through her window.

Dude, if you invite someone to your apartment in the middle of the night for a "nightcap" and they accept, you're pretty much guaranteed to get laid, no need to get creepy with the rohypnol.

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frazier_v._Cupp

The police can, will, and do lie all the goddamn time, because scotus said it was ok. Like that lawyer video posted a page or so said, don't say loving anything to a cop who is questioning you, other than "I want to speak to my lawyer."

Kashclarke
Feb 13, 2015

SubponticatePoster posted:

Load-bearing drywall claims another victim.

Kinda looks like Bernard from Conan

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003




bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

grumplestiltzkin posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frazier_v._Cupp

The police can, will, and do lie all the goddamn time, because scotus said it was ok. Like that lawyer video posted a page or so said, don't say loving anything to a cop who is questioning you, other than "I want to speak to my lawyer."

sounds like more lobbying from big lawyer imo

lfield
May 10, 2008
The police talk reminded me of the documentary Murder on a Sunday Morning, covering the trial of a 15-year-old who the police intimidated into confessing to a murder. Some schadenfreude in there if you like watching a grumpy defense attorney make lying cops look stupid.

baquerd
Jul 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

A White Guy posted:

:allears: Post-celebration 'fruede is funny too. When I was in high school, I would also hold my breath during lifts. End result was blood in my stool from burst capillaries in my intestine. Don't hold your breath!

You can't lift heavy weight properly without holding your breath, you just need to learn technique and practice. And not have weak intestines.

Rorac
Aug 19, 2011


Not gonna lie, that was actually pretty impressive for a moment.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun


Man, this makes me a little sad for the millennia full of benign schadenfreud that we'll never see just for lack of video technology :(

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

chitoryu12 posted:

Yeah, the evidence against Williams was legit, like they matched a bootprint found at the scene to a boot recovered from his home and matched tire treads from the scene to his Nissan Pathfinder. His arrest opened up a ton of other cases where an unknown suspect had broken into homes to sexually assault women, as they could now start connecting them to Williams and it was becoming apparent that they had caught a serial rapist. A confession was just needed to help with an already good case against him. The dude even had 48 pairs of stolen women's underwear neatly cataloged within his home. When the interrogation was over, he told the cops where they could find all the evidence in his home and where he buried the body.

The evidence was especially legit in that when he was arrested the 100-plus photos he had of him wearing said women's underwear were released to the Canadian Press. Photos of him in various bedrooms of various houses wearing a wide assortment of bras and panties. How do I know this, you might ask? I was on the photo desk for our daily newspaper when they started coming in. The first couple showed up and I yell 'what the hell is this' and someone who had just read the article came over and looked and said 'holy gently caress that's Colonel Williams' and we sat there in horror as, for the next 15 minutes or so, photo after photo after photo came across the wire, at one point filling the entire CP Photoviewer window with a good 40 or so pic of him in lacy underthings. If someone had seen what we were looking at -- some middle-aged dude modeling women's unmentionables -- that might have raised a few questions. But in the end, the answer was just horrific once you realized what he'd done.

And before you ask, I don't think there was ever anything said about the photos being released so early. It might have been done just to get the evidence out there that this was open and shut and just look at this poo poo.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




Compare that with his creepy-rear end monotone when he's being interviewed by a police detective

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_xb_JnXGeI

Freudian slippers
Jun 23, 2009
US Goon shocked and appalled to find that world is a dirty, unjust place

A White Guy posted:

:allears: Post-celebration 'fruede is funny too. When I was in high school, I would also hold my breath during lifts. End result was blood in my stool from burst capillaries in my intestine. Don't hold your breath!

You're supposed to hold your breath.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
The Australian government has launched an official investigation into hoverboard safety & electrical compliance standards after a whole bunch of incidents where they caught fire, including one case where a no-name-brand hoverboard caught fire and burnt down a house.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


A beautiful example of harmless, joyful child schafenfreude. Thank you!

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE
Have some mining scootenfruity with a bit of swearing so :nws: if your boss isn't into that and you have your speakers up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OOg7vL3rNY

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Birb Katter posted:

Have some mining scootenfruity with a bit of swearing so :nws: if your boss isn't into that and you have your speakers up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OOg7vL3rNY

Haha. I find myself mimicing this video all the time. "HOAH gently caress!"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Crosspost from our sister OSHA thread in GBS.

http://i.imgur.com/b4eF3fl.webm

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Say Nothing posted:

Crosspost from our sister OSHA thread in GBS.

http://i.imgur.com/b4eF3fl.webm

I'm very confused because she does that deliberately, then looks surprised it's happened.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Say Nothing posted:

Crosspost from our sister OSHA thread in GBS.

http://i.imgur.com/b4eF3fl.webm

Serious question: The gas tank of your car is on fire. What do you do? I mean, will the car still run after all the gasoline burns off or should I run for my life?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
A bouncer at a bar wears a GoPro on NYE and records all the lovely customers being butthurt and lovely when he doesn't let them in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uurT7yVWkQ

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

A White Guy posted:

Serious question: The gas tank of your car is on fire. What do you do? I mean, will the car still run after all the gasoline burns off or should I run for my life?

I think it'd be better to not let 'all the gasoline burn off'. I'd say jam the gas cap or whatever on/in and effectively removing oxygen and suffocating the fire.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Blackchamber posted:

I think it'd be better to not let 'all the gasoline burn off'. I'd say jam the gas cap or whatever on/in and effectively removing oxygen and suffocating the fire.

And what, burn the poo poo out of your hand in the process? You're supposed to leave the nozzle in, hit the emergency shutoff switch, and call 911 while getting away from the fire.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A bouncer at a bar wears a GoPro on NYE and records all the lovely customers being butthurt and lovely when he doesn't let them in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uurT7yVWkQ

Pretty terrible people skills for a bouncer I'd say. You've got to either have the charm, or be the old school hardman bastard, to make a successful doorman.

But this reminded me there's a really good UK show up on YouTube called "Bouncers" which has lots of freude from drunken British twats getting thrown out. Season 2 is a big step down in quality, but all the S1 episodes are filled with gold.

Edit: Should point out this is NSFW as drunk British women flash boobs and butts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHKj6Ti5iCg

Parkingtigers has a new favorite as of 12:38 on Jan 6, 2016

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

Wanamingo posted:

And what, burn the poo poo out of your hand in the process? You're supposed to leave the nozzle in, hit the emergency shutoff switch, and call 911 while getting away from the fire.

Thats sounds like the right thing to do. Honestly though I still think I'd try my thing first, because the cut off would keep more gas from adding to the fire but I'd rather not let whats in the tank just burn up and possibly/probably burn my car down while I wait for the fire department to show up. If it ever happens the video will likely be posted in this thread with quotes.

Lanky_Nibz
Apr 30, 2008

We will never be rid of these stars. But I hope they live forever.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A bouncer at a bar wears a GoPro on NYE and records all the lovely customers being butthurt and lovely when he doesn't let them in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uurT7yVWkQ

Wait so this is in New York? The bouncer has the thickest Canadian accent ever.

E: Welp according to Google, Gatsby Sound House is indeed located in Ontario. Also I just assumed NYC, because I saw NYE. :downsgun:

Lanky_Nibz has a new favorite as of 13:54 on Jan 6, 2016

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Blackchamber posted:

Thats sounds like the right thing to do. Honestly though I still think I'd try my thing first, because the cut off would keep more gas from adding to the fire but I'd rather not let whats in the tank just burn up and possibly/probably burn my car down while I wait for the fire department to show up. If it ever happens the video will likely be posted in this thread with quotes.

Your gas tank can contain the fire. Your car will not burn down. Car fuel can't melt steel tanks.

Plus even if the nozzle isn't pumping, it's still going to be covered in flaming petrol which you'll drip over your car and cause damage to the outside and/or your shoes.

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