Comic Strip Megathread XVI: Winking Throwbacks to Retro Sexism

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Morter: Jul 1, 2006; Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

One more with today's IL

# ? Jan 6, 2016 17:38

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# ? May 29, 2024 00:11

Parahexavoctal: Oct 10, 2004; I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Elissimpark posted:

didn't have time to do this edit yesterday

# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:04

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Evil Mastermind posted:

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix explores other dimensions.

You know what was better than this?

Flatland. Flatland was better than this. There's no humor in this strip. It's just a classic novel robbed of its intellectual meaning. I wish Super Fun Pak Comix had stayed as Ruben Bolling's work.

# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:21

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Here comes a big wall of late comics! Or should I say... Late Dog Comics???

Pooch Caf�

Poncho's been walking around on his own for a while now. ~~Hopefully the SPCA will pick him up soon and take him to a pro-kill shelter~~. Woah okay that got a little intense even for me.

Ballard Street

I think I should go join Gary's club for a bit.

Lost Side of Suburbia

Cindy Fogle was the first child we ever saw get taken.

# ? Jan 6, 2016 18:48

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Calvin and Hobbes

Ripley's

# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:57

treasureplane: Jul 12, 2008; throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.

King Aroo (December 13, 1950)

Barnaby (May 20, 1942)

Nancy (January 27, 1943)

# ? Jan 6, 2016 21:06

Ralph Crammed In: May 11, 2007; Let's get clean and smart

EasyEW posted:

Crankshaft

Don't forget to add plenty of gasoline, Ed. Don't sweat it if you get some on the rug. It'll all burn off eventually. THE FUMES MEAN IT'S READY!

Time to put Crankshaft in a home. Maybe this is the arc that lands him there from that fast-forward strip a few years past.

# ? Jan 6, 2016 21:15

Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

treasureplane posted:

Nancy (January 27, 1943)

I didn't know Ernie Bushmiller invented the video game boss!

# ? Jan 6, 2016 22:21

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

Dewgy posted:

I didn't know Ernie Bushmiller invented the video game boss!

I figured that was the inspiration for sports animes.

# ? Jan 6, 2016 22:24

Aardmania: Jan 1, 2007; Ruining newspapers since 1993.; Shredded Hen

Gil 01/11/15

Piranha Club

Dick Tracy

Judge Parker

9 Chickweed Lane

It was lucky for her that Hugh has a day job as a professional luggage thief.

~~Pibgorn~~ Wahoo Terminal

# ? Jan 6, 2016 22:58

Odonata: Nov 5, 2009; Nap Ghost

Guy Gilchrist Tonight!

Broom Hilda

Generations of Inbreeding

Heavenly Nostrils

Big Nate

Ziggy

Ye Olde Fox Trot

Cul de Sac

# ? Jan 6, 2016 23:07

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Parahexavoctal posted:

Now with 100% more boner.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 00:27

Slammy: Mar 30, 2011; Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)

Outbusts of Everett True

Fritzi Ritz

Sick, Sick, Sick (click for big)

A big, BIG Sick, Sick, Sick tomorrow.

Wee Pals

# ? Jan 7, 2016 01:32

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tina's Groove

Family Circus

Rose is Rose

One Big Happy

Foob

Compu-Toon

Bizarro

Dilbert

Red Meat by Max Cannon, started in 1989, rounds out my usual posting. It gets posted Tuesday/Wednesday, from various alt-weeklies (such as my local one.)

# ? Jan 7, 2016 02:19

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Slammy posted:

Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)

The 1906 film has been added to the National Film Registry.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 02:25

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Indolent Bastard posted:

Intelligent Life

Look at this guy, trying to include his work friend in personal activities that he finds enjoyable. What a jerk!

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze forgot to tell a joke.

Look at this. Is this woman walking or standing? Her torso makes me think standing, but her legs make me think walking. But if she's walking by, is this guy just talking to nothing while people wander around the ~~void~~office? There is nothing redeemable about this comic.

F Minus

Mary Worth

"Duh! What are you, some kind of moron?"

"Look just leave the dollar and go."

Rex Morgan MD

Secret Agent X-9

"I'm not sure I can trust you."
"Come OONNNN, please?"
"Oh, all right. Here's a description of our highly illegal operation."

At least they're not wearing robes and rice hats with long hair braids down their back.

Apartment 3-G

# ? Jan 7, 2016 02:25

Darkest Auer: Dec 30, 2006; They're silly; Ramrod XTreme

# ? Jan 7, 2016 02:45

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Luann

Drawing the rear end in a top hat of some dumb animal has been a cartoon convention for practically ever, but I'm still surprised to see it in Luann.

The Amazing Spider-Man

Sally Forth

The Heart of Juliet Jones

# ? Jan 7, 2016 05:22

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Peanuts: Year Four (December 31, 1953-January 3, 1954)

# ? Jan 7, 2016 05:29

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man

Tokyo?

# ? Jan 7, 2016 05:47

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Tiggum posted:

Tokyo?

Please, this is Marvel. Everything revolves around Manhattan.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 06:24

Tunicate: May 15, 2012

The MSJ posted:

Please, this is Marvel. Everything revolves around Manhattan.

I am disappointed to scroll down and not see the obvious edit.

Tunicate fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Jan 7, 2016

# ? Jan 7, 2016 06:33

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

Johnny Walker posted:

Cause if it isn't, you ain't getting poo poo, like Jesus would want!

# ? Jan 7, 2016 07:16

Darkest Auer: Dec 30, 2006; They're silly; Ramrod XTreme

Moomin

Classic Dilbert

# ? Jan 7, 2016 10:34

luchadornado: Oct 7, 2004; A boombox is not a toy!

Evil Mastermind posted:

The Classic Dinette Set wants to get close to you.

Working Daze is 0/2 on jokes this week.

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix explores other dimensions.

You're doing God's work sandwiching one of the worst comics ever with two of the best.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 14:13

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tina's Groove

Family Circus

Rose is Rose

One Big Happy

Foob

Compu-Toon

Bizarro

Dilbert

# ? Jan 7, 2016 15:43

Indolent Bastard: Oct 26, 2007; I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Monty

Mike du Jour

Scary Gary

Intelligent Life

Retail

# ? Jan 7, 2016 15:50

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Buni

Rhymes with Orange

Pros and Cons

# ? Jan 7, 2016 15:58

Poil: Mar 17, 2007

Indolent Bastard posted:

Retail

Way to miss the point of the journey.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 16:00

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Indolent Bastard posted:

Intelligent Life

Are we supposed to think the guy who strikes out badly is inferior to the painful idiot of a nerd who has a girl he knows likes him, and he likes her, but won't even make the most minimal of moves for, instead just expecting her to wait forever for him?

Because sure, he's an rear end in a top hat for hitting on the staff, who are doubtless tired of it, but he's not being "pitcher of beer dumped on him" levels of rear end in a top hat.

# ? Jan 7, 2016 16:09

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Manuel Calavera posted:

Family Circus

Ugh, look at those mom jeans. Makes me long for those sexy Thel edits from years back.

Six Chix

Zippy the Pinhead

Nancy

Arlo and Janis

Andertoons

Pluggers

# ? Jan 7, 2016 16:55

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Bloom County (which has decided you probably know what year it is)

YOU CAN'T HIDE WHAT'S INSIDE.

Skippy (November 8, 1928)

Peanuts hopes she kept the receipt. (January 6, 1969)

Mopey Pete's Work-For-Hire Reverie

Crankshaft

They identified him by his dental records.

Rip Haywire

Out Our Way indulges in some good old fashioned emasculation. (July 20-21, 1928)

Thimble Theater (July 26, 1929)

# ? Jan 7, 2016 16:58

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Calvin and Hobbes

Ripley's

# ? Jan 7, 2016 17:13

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

ikanreed posted:

Because sure, he's an rear end in a top hat for hitting on the staff, who are doubtless tired of it, but he's not being "~~pitcher of beer~~ stein of cheese dumped on him" levels of rear end in a top hat.

FTFY.