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Time for some SC fan fic blurbs, I call this getting cucked in the 'verse, written by "The White Knight" https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/310405/dear-diary "Dear Diary, After years of saving money and flying that fifty year old turd of an Aurora I have saved up enough funds to purchase a brand new ship. I am so excited. Things are really looking up for me. Yeah, my fiancé went off with that bastard pirate Bartholomew Jack a few months ago but I’m over it. She torched my pad, took my dog, and stole my guitar but I’m not going to talk about that anymore. It’s a New Year. I’m going to move the picture of her from the nightstand to the bathroom counter. Progress I tell you. I refuse to huddle on my bed in a fetal position and cry myself to sleep anymore. Today, I buy a new ship."
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D_Smart posted:I am hearing (this morning) that yesterday wasn't a good day in the office once she got wind (someone supposedly told her about my tweet) that Beer had made the exchange public. Is there such a thing as a good day in that office?
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 also lol: http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_sacat=0&_nkw=Oculus+Rift&_sop=10 big nipples big life fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Jan 6, 2016 |
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G0RF posted:Hey Beer: I would advise against it. Aside from the fact that it would be a LOT of work to edit 50+ pages to remove header information. And just doing a copy pasta is going to ruin the integrity of the data as it can then be easily manipulated. Maybe export to PDF, then run OCR on it? I think Foxit PDF does that.
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Eonwe posted:I've been slacking so bad http://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=3748466 gently caress yes, I made the cut. Best thread ever.
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Berious posted:Much worse, it's a bone controller. Even if they could only knock off $20 without the controller it'd be nice at that price point. The bone controller is good provided you never have to use the shoulder buttons.
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Moogle posted:What the hell is up with these fanatics; it's not like they have 72 virgins waiting for them. 
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D_Smart posted:I am hearing (this morning) that yesterday wasn't a good day in the office once she got wind (someone supposedly told her about my tweet) that Beer had made the exchange public.
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Moogle posted:What the hell is up with these fanatics; it's not like they have 72 virgins waiting for them. This is an excellent post
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Is there such a thing as a good day in that office?
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drat Dirty Ape posted:Derek you should really update the OP with some of this stuff. Good idea. Will do that tonight.
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Jan 6, 2016 18:12
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Ash1138 posted:Maybe when she's not there, like that day she was at the Reagan Presidential Library? Or during her many not-a-vacations.
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Jan 6, 2016 18:13
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Ugh, here. Everyone have a laugh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRlKUj0c5sY
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CIG employees have a generous benefit package. It's double most other places. Their own vacation days and every vacation day Sandi takes
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Jan 6, 2016 18:15
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Romes128 posted:There's a spec page and a compatibility checker on the site. Gave me a negative for my USB 3.0 ports though. Lol I mean the specs of the headset, like are they doing one large panel or two? What res are the panels? what is the pixel density etc
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Jan 6, 2016 18:17
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Moogle posted:What the hell is up with these fanatics; it's not like they have 72 virgins waiting for them. Wait! Get out! Just get the gently caress out. Now. And don't you come back here.
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Jan 6, 2016 18:18
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Holy poo poo that DK1 resolution almost makes me feel sick just looking at a monitor.
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Jan 6, 2016 18:18
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D_Smart posted:I am hearing (this morning) that yesterday wasn't a good day in the office once she got wind (someone supposedly told her about my tweet) that Beer had made the exchange public. What did she expect? She accused him of corporate espionage, that's so mind boggling retarded and hilarious it beggars belief. Not to mention she hosed him over, so what incentive does he have to keep it private? Does she really think everyone is a deluded cultist or something?
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G0RF posted:Sounds like it's time for another employee purge, Sandi! Well, unless she's going to quit, this one's all on her
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Jan 6, 2016 18:19
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Am I too late to add this regarding birds in SC
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D_Smart posted:I am hearing (this morning) that yesterday wasn't a good day in the office once she got wind (someone supposedly told her about my tweet) that Beer had made the exchange public. It gives me a warm feeling inside to think that she was genuinely surprised someone would post her insane emails on the internet. That she wrote what she did because she never expected it to go public. Welcome to the internet Sandi. D_Smart posted:I would advise against it. Aside from the fact that it would be a LOT of work to edit 50+ pages to remove header information. And just doing a copy pasta is going to ruin the integrity of the data as it can then be easily manipulated. Maybe export to PDF, then run OCR on it? I think Foxit PDF does that. Derek we've still got the jpegs and Beer has the originals so I don't think we need to worry about manipulation. Also it'd be pretty loving hard to make it say anything worse, Sandi does a fine job on her own.
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Step right up to see this next one ladies and gentlemen, truly the wonders of the 'verse never cease. It is sure to  and  you. I have titled it  Brought to you by SCforum member Zealot:https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/310241/the-sickening-and-heartbreaking-truths-of-the-fourth-stimpire "Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will."
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What is up with the persistence? None of the resolutions really bother me, but the persistence is nauseating.
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Jan 6, 2016 18:21
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What are the Sandi letters that I keep seeing referenced? Anybody have a link?
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Dapper Dan posted:What did she expect? She accused him of corporate espionage, that's so mind boggling retarded and hilarious it beggars belief. Not to mention she hosed him over, so what incentive does he have to keep it private? Does she really think everyone is a deluded cultist or something? She's just pissed she couldn't convince a majority of the office voting block to let beer back it's their fault you see
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alphabettitouretti posted:Derek we've still got the jpegs and Beer has the originals so I don't think we need to worry about manipulation. Also it'd be pretty loving hard to make it say anything worse, Sandi does a fine job on her own. 
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drat Dirty Ape posted:Holy poo poo that DK1 resolution almost makes me feel sick just looking at a monitor. Yeah those were dark days 
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Bait and Swatch posted:"Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will." 
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Lowtax posted:Am I too late to add this regarding birds in SC What are they? We just don't know
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alphabettitouretti posted:Derek we've still got the jpegs and Beer has the originals so I don't think we need to worry about manipulation. Also it'd be pretty loving hard to make it say anything worse, Sandi does a fine job on her own. Good points.
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Dogstoyevsky posted:What is up with the persistence? None of the resolutions really bother me, but the persistence is nauseating. Yeah it's no where near that bad in reality, they kind of over did it on that site. In fact, it's not even really a thing at all
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Lowtax posted:Am I too late to add this regarding birds in SC that's a blackbird hide it from sandi
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Bait and Swatch posted:Step right up to see this next one ladies and gentlemen, truly the wonders of the 'verse never cease. It is sure to Things were so much better in the Third Stimpire but its really gone to poo poo.
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Bait and Swatch posted:Step right up to see this next one ladies and gentlemen, truly the wonders of the 'verse never cease. It is sure to 
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:that's a blackbird hide it from sandi Lmao
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Sickening posted:What are the Sandi letters that I keep seeing referenced? Anybody have a link? http://imgur.com/a/BIlWu
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Sometimes I like to take a step back and picture this game as the epic battle between Sandi and Derek's raging egos The 'Verse is just not big enough for both of them
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Bait and Swatch posted:"Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will." Please don't spoil the new Star Wars movie in this thread.
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Berious posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=3748466 Holy poo poo, me too. I might be spending too much time here.
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Bait and Swatch posted:Step right up to see this next one ladies and gentlemen, truly the wonders of the 'verse never cease. It is sure to As long as this poster isn't colluding with Derek Smart Esq., I don't see the problem here. You have to keep things in perspective.
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