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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

As someone mentioned above star killer literally becomes a star. So it is truly a Death Star. Previous incarnations will now be referred to as " laser moons"

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

corn in the fridge posted:

At least since they blew up a death star in this movie we shouldn't have to deal with another one in the next two movies, right??

Episode 8's superweapon will be privatized prisons.

Raxivace
Sep 9, 2014

We'll probably get Death Starkiller II in Ep. IX, but like ironically or something since Trevorow directing it.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

mlmp08 posted:

True. Which is why Han never got back in a freighter and eyeballed light-speed suborbital entry to a super weapon. Or why Vader near his fifties or so didn't personally fly a specia TIE fighter.

Maybe Luke won't but of all the things Star Wars deems implausible, an older gentleman flying a star fighter isn't it.

I think Vader's only in his mid 40s (TPM is like 34 BBY?) but it would be funny to see Luke become the next Darth Vader.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

mlmp08 posted:

True. Which is why Han never got back in a freighter and eyeballed light-speed suborbital entry to a super weapon. Or why Vader near his fifties or so didn't personally fly a specia TIE fighter.

Maybe Luke won't but of all the things Star Wars deems implausible, an older gentleman flying a star fighter isn't it.

Luke's value isn't as a solider who can blow up superweapons (as we see, the Resistance already has people who are up to that task). Luke's value is as the moral center of this universe, someone who can reestablish the Jedi (because someone apparently still thinks that's a good idea lol), and maybe fix things between Leia and her son. These are the blanks that I'm filling in anyway.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Raxivace posted:

We'll probably get Death Starkiller II in Ep. IX, but like ironically or something since Trevorow directing it.

*In Seinfeld voice* "Why don't they make the whole death star out of the black box material?"

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

jivjov posted:

It's a superweapon. At no point is it definitively called "a Death Star" except by one person who is immediately corrected.

Actually: It's a base that houses a superweapon.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Why didn't all the fighters just hyperspace through the shields? I mean, they have astromechs.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

greatn posted:

Why didn't all the fighters just hyperspace through the shields? I mean, they have astromechs.

They may not have had concrete intelligence/data on the surface of the planet, so they probably weren't willing to risk the last of the Resistance fighters on a few meters. Let the best pilot in the history of the galaxy eyeball it.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

greatn posted:

Why didn't all the fighters just hyperspace through the shields? I mean, they have astromechs.

The Falcon has an advanced enough navcomputer that it can do it, not all ships can do it for the same reason that they can't all make the Kessell run in under 12 parsecs.
:goonsay:

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

My argument against Dexter's Diner cannot be undone by something like "Dusting Crops" or a vulture, because as I have said I have no issue with the idea of diners in star wars. It is the presentation of them that is at question. Had Luke got in a literal crop duster, and flown off back to home, like a blatant reference to Independence Day, I would probably be annoyed by it. That so far this is the only thing from the OT which anyone seems to think compares to Dexter's Diner makes me feel like my argument against space johnny rockets is pretty strong.

Edit: Dexter is not even an ex-con. His diner is in the sahdow of the jedi temple, its on the surface, the property values must be enormous. Its made of the same chrome as Amidala's ship. He is no more an ex-con than Obi-wan is a penniless monk. They are both pretending.

greatn posted:

Why didn't all the fighters just hyperspace through the shields? I mean, they have astromechs.

I would think because they didnt want to risk all of their pilots/ships by having them crash into the mountain

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Someone sure cares a lot about being right.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

greatn posted:

Why didn't all the fighters just hyperspace through the shields? I mean, they have astromechs.

I don't think X-Wings handle slamming against the ground and through trees as well as the Falcon.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




How do you even fit a hyperdrive on to an X-Wing?? It makes no sense!

Lord Krangdar
Oct 24, 2007

These are the secrets of death we teach.

Frackie Robinson posted:

Palpatine constantly dunking on the Jedi, the Senate, and everyone he encounters is one element of the prequels that everyone should be able to appreciate regardless of their feelings about them overall. Even RLM gives Palpatine his due.

I love how he's this master manipulator living a whole double life for decades but when it comes to ruining the Jedi he mostly does with the truth, or by turning their own beliefs against them.

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock

Raxivace posted:

We'll probably get Death Starkiller II in Ep. IX, but like ironically or something since Trevorow directing it.

Super Death Galaxy

Lord Krangdar
Oct 24, 2007

These are the secrets of death we teach.

Jerkface posted:

My argument against Dexter's Diner cannot be undone by something like "Dusting Crops" or a vulture, because as I have said I have no issue with the idea of diners in star wars. It is the presentation of them that is at question. Had Luke got in a literal crop duster, and flown off back to home, like a blatant reference to Independence Day, I would probably be annoyed by it. That so far this is the only thing from the OT which anyone seems to think compares to Dexter's Diner makes me feel like my argument against space johnny rockets is pretty strong.

The OT is a patch-work of references and homages, we're just all used to associating them with Star Wars rather than their original sources or inspirations.

I do see what you mean, to some extent. The Diner is probably the most blatant real-world reference to something from real life rather than from other fictional settings or tropes. Besides the basics like English speaking humans, etc.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Lord Krangdar posted:

I love how he's this master manipulator living a whole double life for decades but when it comes to ruining the Jedi he mostly does with the truth, or by turning their own beliefs against them.

It's what he gets off on. Everyone, good or evil, loves to see a hypocrite exposed and brought low.

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Lord Krangdar posted:

The Diner is probably the most blatant real-world reference to something from real life rather than from other fictional settings or tropes.

Hey buddy... wanna smoke some Deathsticks?!

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Frackie Robinson posted:

It's what he gets off on. Everyone, good or evil, loves to see a hypocrite exposed and brought low.

Wait - important question: When Mace Windu deflected the force lightning from Palpatine back at him, he turned into a wrinkly old demon man.

Was Palpatine's true form revealed by this action, or was he simply disfigured by it?

Lord Krangdar
Oct 24, 2007

These are the secrets of death we teach.

FutonForensic posted:

Hey buddy... wanna smoke some Deathsticks?!

Yeah, but that's like how a lightsaber is akin to a sword. What he's talking about would be more like "wanna smoke some Kools?"

Red posted:

Was Palpatine's true form revealed by this action, or was he simply disfigured by it?

Both.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Red posted:

Wait - important question: When Mace Windu deflected the force lightning from Palpatine back at him, he turned into a wrinkly old demon man.

Was Palpatine's true form revealed by this action, or was he simply disfigured by it?

I always assumed the former, because we never saw the lightning have that effect on Luke or anyone else.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

jivjov posted:

It's a superweapon. At no point is it definitively called "a Death Star" except by one person who is immediately corrected.

:goonsay:

Soggy Cereal
Jan 8, 2011

Frackie Robinson posted:

Luke's value isn't as a solider who can blow up superweapons (as we see, the Resistance already has people who are up to that task). Luke's value is as the moral center of this universe, someone who can reestablish the Jedi (because someone apparently still thinks that's a good idea lol), and maybe fix things between Leia and her son. These are the blanks that I'm filling in anyway.

This.

The Starkiller is a sideshow, and is mainly characterization for the First Order and the Resistance. The Empire cosplayers are building a Death Star and the Rebellion cosplayers are blowing it up. It's what they do. It's almost like a cargo cult kind of thing. It's definitely not as tense as the Death Star battle in ANH even though it employs some of the same tricks ("The weapon will fire in 30 seconds!") Mainly because the focus is on the lightsaber duel (which for me, was as tense as all other lightsaber duels, which is good.) In this way it's more of a remake of Return of the Jedi's battle, with Poe filling in for Lando and Wedge. (or The Phantom Menace with Poe filling in for Anakin hurrrr)

The Starkiller was created to give a sense of urgency to the third act, because otherwise they'd actually find Luke. That would be a weird climax. Would you have old Luke dodging orbital bombardment or fighting all the Knights of Ren at once? While that would be really cool, it leaves nothing to do for Han, Finn, Rey, or Poe. It would be the movie equivalent of a video game escort mission, where the person you're protecting is either frustratingly incompetent or so invincible that you don't need to do anything. That battle would end the three movie trilogy right there.

Death Stars are comfortable and meaty, and definitely safe as everyone has said. But that makes them ideal for bolting on volatile concepts like major character deaths and experimental lightsaber duels.
And this Death Star is different enough to be interesting, as well. It's like they skipped the orbital component and just hollowed out Endor itself. "It's more machine now than planet, twisted and evil."
It's also different in its destruction; it's not a colossal explosion, it's an implosion that restores what was corrupted or stolen - the sun. It's an outward manifestation of what Han was trying to do with Kylo Ren, except it succeeded.
There is also no emphasis on the destruction of the troops on the planet, or on Tarkin blowing up. We know that Tarkin escapes with his pal Vader - these are young villains that can be redeemed, not old fogeys who deserve divine justice.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I just hope there are some credible bad guys (read: old white dudes) who are the real power behind these Neo Nazi shitheads we meet in TFA.

turtlecrunch
May 14, 2013

Hesitation is defeat.
There's an old white dude behind it but his eyes are slightly far apart and he has a cat nose.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

There are live snakes and lizards in ESB. Like straight from the zoo. But no a diner is too far Lucas.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Soggy Cereal posted:

The Starkiller was created to give a sense of urgency to the third act, because otherwise they'd actually find Luke. That would be a weird climax. Would you have old Luke dodging orbital bombardment or fighting all the Knights of Ren at once? While that would be really cool, it leaves nothing to do for Han, Finn, Rey, or Poe. It would be the movie equivalent of a video game escort mission, where the person you're protecting is either frustratingly incompetent or so invincible that you don't need to do anything. That battle would end the three movie trilogy right there.

I agree with most of what you're saying about the reasoning for Starkiller, but when Han and Finn go to the Imperial base it's mostly about rescuing Rey anyway. The third act could unfold pretty much the same, just without cutting back to Poe and the other starfighters. Between Han's death and the lightsaber fight there would still be plenty of climax to go around. If anything it would be nice if those moments had a little more time to breathe. Would it be kind of an intimate, small stakes ending for a Star Wars movie? Yeah, but so was Empire Strikes Back. I don't think Luke needed to come in earlier than he did, I just think it should have mattered more when we finally go to him.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

Red posted:

Actually: It's a base that houses a superweapon.



One thing I wondered during this scene is of that little hologram is supposed to be the death star 1 or the death star 2, because the second one was much bigger.

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

El Burbo posted:

One thing I wondered during this scene is of that little hologram is supposed to be the death star 1 or the death star 2, because the second one was much bigger.

Its gotta be the first one; its a complete sphere and the Death Star II was destroyed before its completion.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Why do the Death Star plans in RoTJ show the death star half-complete? Don't "plans" by definition usually show the finished product? It would be like going to the trouble of making a scale model of a three-quarters complete Freedom Tower.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

jivjov posted:

Its gotta be the first one; its a complete sphere and the Death Star II was destroyed before its completion.

Well then, Starkiller is less impressive.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I'm sorry laser moon 2 was complete. This is canonical. The emperor said it and was not contradicted by Vader.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Lord Krangdar posted:

The OT is a patch-work of references and homages, we're just all used to associating them with Star Wars rather than their original sources or inspirations.

I do see what you mean, to some extent. The Diner is probably the most blatant real-world reference to something from real life rather than from other fictional settings or tropes. Besides the basics like English speaking humans, etc.

When TFA comes out in China, it'll be Chinese speaking humans.

Dex's is jarring because a 1950's style diner does not exist in a vacuum. There were economic and social factors that made those specific style restaurants possible, chiefly among them trains and highways. Diners look like diners because they were manufactured in a factory and delivered to their happy four-armed frog proprietors via highways. They were also made to look like train cars. Neither trains nor highways appear to exist in the Star Wars universe.

I mean, at least make it float or something. The architecture has absolutely nothing to do with the Star Wars universe. It's like sticking a bunch of Sand People in a Best Buy and saying it's not weird.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

euphronius posted:

There are live snakes and lizards in ESB. Like straight from the zoo. But no a diner is too far Lucas.

How can jerkface gore argue against diners when he is in fact made of snakes?

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

Frackie Robinson posted:

Why do the Death Star plans in RoTJ show the death star half-complete? Don't "plans" by definition usually show the finished product? It would be like going to the trouble of making a scale model of a three-quarters complete Freedom Tower.

Did we ever see the plans for the Death Star II? There was a hologram of the current state of the Endor system (including the partially complete Death Star II), but unless I'm not remembering something, we only ever saw "the plans" for the original.

Lord Krangdar
Oct 24, 2007

These are the secrets of death we teach.

Krispy Kareem posted:

Dex's is jarring because a 1950's style diner does not exist in a vacuum. There were economic and social factors that made those specific style restaurants possible, chiefly among them trains and highways. Diners look like diners because they were manufactured in a factory and delivered to their happy four-armed frog proprietors via highways. They were also made to look like train cars. Neither trains nor highways appear to exist in the Star Wars universe.

I get that, but you can apply that same line of thinking to many elements of the setting, starting with the very basics. Humans didn't evolve in a vacuum either, yet there they are in a galaxy far far away. Swords and sword fighting arose in certain cultural/historical contexts on Earth, so did Jazz music, so did monks.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

R2 uploads the first laser moon plans right in the middle of ANH. You can't miss it.

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

euphronius posted:

R2 uploads the first laser moon plans right in the middle of ANH. You can't miss it.

As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL laser moon!

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

jivjov posted:

Did we ever see the plans for the Death Star II? There was a hologram of the current state of the Endor system (including the partially complete Death Star II), but unless I'm not remembering something, we only ever saw "the plans" for the original.

A lot of Bothans died to bring them what information they had, Jesus Christ, have some respect for the dead.

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