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Because he gives them erections so large they are clearly visible through otherwise baggy pants? Because they all have unnatural desires for masculine power, represented here by someone who put their packer in backwards? What the hell is going on with that crotch?
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Pea soup? I'm wondering why he vomited in his diaper.
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I mean really, what are bullet holes gonna do that the creases, tears, and yellowing haven't done already? Samurai Sanders posted:I can't believe I am any dignifying this with a question, but has Trump yet talked at all about how he plans to identify Muslims? And don't say "if they have brown skin" unless that's actually what he said. He'll get the Best Guys to work on it. Best. Guys.
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Remember, the conservative stance on the Iran deal is that its literal text is "here, have a bunch of nukes, just take ours and do whatever with them, I don't care, also I certify that I am a big dumb butthead who loves to smell farts" that's why The Left is making that idiotic argument that no one has ever actually used in panel 1
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Capt. Sticl posted:It beings, somewhat blandly. I always thought Breen was a conservative, but I guess he's kind of more of a guy who... I don't know, I guess there's probably a lot of people in America who think like him. He actually kind of seems to have the political opinions of your average person who pays no attention to politics.  Bush sucks  Black lives unironically matter  Hippie punching  Be nice to animals  loving ACLU  DEBT (he's really into DEBT)  If kids are less fat then why some gizmo?  The most trite American political opinion possible  This prediction has not come true, surprisingly  Only Christians suffer at the hands of ISIS And, of course, the most well-remembered Breen cartoon around these parts:  (Sorry for some of them being small)
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Ugh. That last one makes my blood boil. Even if we take as granted that the past several military actions have had anything at all to do with the protection of freedom, not saying the pledge counts as freedom of speech! And shaming children for a legitimate and perfectly reasonable act of political speech makes you a terrible teacher. gently caress.
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D.N. Nation posted:Good Lord is Mike Lester dense. Does he actually know any liberals? And does he actually believe that the Iran deal is, as conservatives have framed it, Obama giving the Ayatollah a gift basket of shampoo, bath salts and nuclear weapons? I can't wait to see how far from reality conservatives get in this election year. I bet they'll find interpretations of the facts that are, somehow, more wrong than "opposite of reality".
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Mellow Seas posted:And does he actually believe that the Iran deal is, as conservatives have framed it, Obama giving the Ayatollah a gift basket of shampoo, bath salts and nuclear weapons? Yes. The conservative bubble maintains its own private truth
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AVeryLargeRadish posted:Wait a second, I thought The Onion was a satire site? It was before 2008.
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I hope cartoonists will keep on harping on this until all the spineless racists die of shame. colonel_korn posted:
looking like a fool Mellow Seas posted:And, of course, the most well-remembered Breen cartoon around these parts: Before Bush tarnished America's good name with his stupid war in Iraq, no kid would even have the idea of not standing up for the pledge. It is thanks to this veteran's selfless act in bringing eternal shame on the USA that refusing to stand up for the pledge is now possible, and necessary. AGC.
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So just to be clear this is literally "don't vote for black people or women they don't know what they're doing, only trust in the white man who know better for them." I mean that is the intended unarguable message of this particular piece.
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AVeryLargeRadish posted:Wait a second, I thought The Onion was a satire site? It is, but we live on a satirical world. Somewhere there's a parallel universe where the Republicans are only slightly crazy, and they look at our universe to mock them. prefect posted:Someone hasn't heard of West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barnette. You mean that veteran then did not lose his legs to defend any sort of right of the American citizens? But then it means the cartoonist was dumb and trite instead of insightful and poignant! Is the black guy's speech supposed to be as bad as the white guy's?
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quote:I want to do a cartoon about how Obama is aiming for a target using some kind of metaphorical projectile that is shooting out a statement. Oh, And the topic is gun violence. [...thinks...] I know. BOW AND ARROW!
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Cat Mattress posted:Is the black guy's speech supposed to be as bad as the white guy's? Yes. Because the people doing this immediately decontextualize that the people being insulted on the left are now corpses and the people being insulted on the right are extremely unlucky if they even see a defendant's chair. Decontextualize everything, and you too can find that both sides are bad and reach true centrism enlightenment.
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Ah yes, the side that murders unarmed children, and then has their buddies in the justice system get them off scot-free is pretty much the same as the side that posted a picture of themselves giving the camera the middle finger on Facebook. Both sides are equally at fault here, I see that now. 
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ikanreed posted:Yes. Because the people doing this immediately decontextualize that the people being insulted on the left are now corpses and the people being insulted on the right are extremely unlucky if they even see a defendant's chair. Decontextualize everything, and you too can find that both sides are bad and reach true centrism enlightenment. This sums up why I usually hate moderate or centrist positions. They act enlightened in their neutrality on issues while ignoring everything that makes them a very one-sided issue, like cops gunning down young, unarmed black men somehow being "Well really, both are kind of wrong if you think about it".
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Mellow Seas posted:And, of course, the most well-remembered Breen cartoon around these parts: Embrace your interior spartan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_urWSSZgwU
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Rorus Raz posted:So what you're saying is that Fairrington changed his name to Breen? It was his Plan B.
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