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Looking for a cartoon from the early part of our nation's history that I've either seen here or elsewhere online. I'm showing my wife how politoons used to be even worse on text. There's two guys arguing or fighting, possibly Jefferson or Adams, and George Washington's angelic head is appearing in the clouds and has a text bubble that's a full paragraph or so long. Like, a long paragraph.
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Jan 6, 2016 03:42
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He... He actually drew a whole cartoon!  Oh, wait, that's not Tom Tomorrow but the other guy who does actually draw regularly but is otherwise practically identical. NM.
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Jan 6, 2016 03:45
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Are we sure McFadden isn't a pseudonym for the Tom tomorrow guy?
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Jan 6, 2016 04:01
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bunnyofdoom posted:Are we sure McFadden isn't a pseudonym for the Tom tomorrow guy? The panels aren't more than 60% text, so probably not.
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Jan 6, 2016 04:23
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Kakairo posted:Such a shame that name took off instead of Vanilla Isis. I like Yokel Haram and Al Shabillybob.
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Jan 6, 2016 04:43
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Ben Garrison walks into his mother's living room, where she is busy watching television she has recorded. Ben is smiling brightly, with his hands held behind his back. He's got a surprise! Mrs. Garrison takes off her glasses and smiles warmly at her son. "Ben, dear - what have you got behind your back?" Ben blushes. "It's a surprise, mama. A surprise for you." Mrs. Garrison smiles all the more brightly. "A surprise for me?" Ben nods, and blushes. He looks down at the plush carpet. He's been planning this for weeks and the excitement is almost too much to bear. Mrs. Garrison chuckles softly and readjusts herself on her leather couch. "Well come on, Ben. Whatcha got for me?" Ben looks back up at his mother, his sweet, supportive mother, and waits just a moment. Then in one sudden motion, he suddenly produces an elaborate cartoon drawn on fine cardstock. Mrs. Garrison feigns mock surprise. "A drawing, Ben? For me?" Ben nods enthusiastically. Well, maybe not entirely for her, but he wouldn't dream of not showing his mother one of his painstaking creations. Besides - to whom else could he point out all the little details he made, and who would praise him for them? "Well let me see it, Ben!" Mrs. Garrison beckons him gamely, still smiling wide, always willing to indulge her child. Ben tries to hesitate, even for just an instant - but he's far too excited. He tromps over to his wonderful mother, hand outstretched and ready to deliver his cartoon. Gingerly, Mrs. Garrison takes it. As she puts her glasses back on, she says "Well now! Let's see what Mr. Ben has gotten up to today."
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Jan 6, 2016 04:53
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Internet Webguy posted:He... He actually drew a whole cartoon! Whaddayamean identical? You can always tell a McFadden by how everyone looks like they're made of crumpled tissues.
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Jan 6, 2016 05:17
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Kinda going against the grain by giving the SJW a rack, to be honest.
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Jan 6, 2016 05:47
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Jeb's message in a bottle got a chuckle out of me
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Jan 6, 2016 05:49
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Jan 6, 2016 05:54
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memy posted:Jeb's message in a bottle got a chuckle out of me it really should have been "help - JEB!!"
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Jan 6, 2016 05:56
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bitey posted:I like Yokel Haram and Al Shabillybob. I've been using Y'all Qaeda but a friend of mine chimed in with NattyISIS the other day and I think I prefer that one. 
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Jan 6, 2016 06:29
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TheKennedys posted:I've been using Y'all Qaeda but a friend of mine chimed in with NattyISIS the other day and I think I prefer that one. They all have problems. The problem with "Y'all Qaeda" is that plenty of non-assholes say y'all, it's just a regional thing that happens to apply to regions with a slightly higher rear end in a top hat density than elsewhere. "Vanilla ISIS" is very funny, as it references their whiteness, but it's also referencing a guy who was more or less a one hit wonder, 25 years ago, and has been kind of a nostalgic joke/reality TV hanger-on since. "Natty ISIS" is also funny - but it's more of a general redneck pun, when these Bundy guys are actually very wealthy and drinking Coors Light at the very least. And probably better to stay away from classism anyway, isn't it? Y'all Qaeda still in the lead, IMO. Mellow Seas fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Jan 6, 2016 |
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Jan 6, 2016 06:47
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Epithets are, by definition, always going to be unfairly broad because it's stereotyping. By the time you get specific enough to not catch anyone who doesn't deserve it, you're just describing specifically those people in Oregon specifically occupying that piece of land, etc.
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Jan 6, 2016 06:53
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Mellow Seas posted:They all have problems. The problem with "Y'all Qaeda" is that plenty of non-assholes say y'all, it's just a regional thing that happens to apply to regions with a slightly higher rear end in a top hat density than elsewhere. "Vanilla ISIS" is very funny, as it references their whiteness, but it's also referencing a guy who was more or less a one hit wonder, 25 years ago, and has been kind of a nostalgic joke/reality TV hanger-on since. "Natty ISIS" is also funny - but it's more of a general redneck pun, when these Bundy guys are actually very wealthy and drinking Coors Light at the very least. And probably better to stay away from classism anyway, isn't it? They want to implement Shania Law
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Jan 6, 2016 06:59
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Yokel Haram is the best, sorry
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Jan 6, 2016 07:00
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:They want to implement Shania Law 
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Jan 6, 2016 07:34
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Jan 6, 2016 07:45
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Once sensible gun regulations are in place, Obama will no longer be able to obtain a gun to shoot the constitution with. A good cartoon.
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Jan 6, 2016 07:54
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Eagerly awaiting the pants donkey edit
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Jan 6, 2016 07:57
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The second amendment is destroying American values. A Guncontrol Cartoon (AGC).
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Jan 6, 2016 08:00
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Huh, I didn't think we were getting any Splatoon DLC this week.
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Jan 6, 2016 08:01
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I'm sort of dreading how spiteful cartoonists will be over Crying Obama
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Jan 6, 2016 08:17
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I may disagree with the opinions, but I actually kind of love the art in this. Just take away the labels and it could be a promo picture for an adult swim cartoon! Look at these kooky characters: The punk rock mermaid, the fishing cowboy with his bull dog sidekick, the creepy whale with a human face, What sort of hi-jinks will they get into this week?  On the other hand, these two are just lazy bullshit.
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Jan 6, 2016 08:18
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Wouldn't have expected Tinsley to take a direct shot at Rorus like this
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Jan 6, 2016 08:22
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Well, we have an early winner for 2016's "Most Easily Reinterpreted" Gay Abortion.
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Jan 6, 2016 08:26
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Double Bad Reporter because I forgot to post the one on New Year. 
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Jan 6, 2016 08:43
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Echeveria coli isn't a virus either, dumbshit.
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Jan 6, 2016 08:47
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Tei posted:I personaly like the Sardinia flag with 4 severed head of islamics guys. Someone talking about moor's heads? you just triggered my Corsican alarm   one head is better 
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Jan 6, 2016 08:47
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If only there was a way to... uhhh... control..... Wormbama's access to guns. Some method to make it more difficult (but not impossible!) to get guns. Ah well, a man can dream. A man can dream.
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Jan 6, 2016 09:59
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cram me sideways posted:Ben Garrison walks into his mother's living room, where she is busy watching television she has recorded. Oh Christ, it's Lucille and Buster Bluth Why does Obama have a gun made from a giant cylindrical bike lock Armani fucked around with this message at 10:44 on Jan 6, 2016 |
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Jan 6, 2016 10:42
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So... Hillary's gonna win, then?
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Jan 6, 2016 11:26
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Hitler B. Natural posted:Can't wait for the flowering of the "weeping Obama" meme in the next few days. It beings, somewhat blandly. 
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Jan 6, 2016 11:44
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cheetah7071 posted:Eagerly awaiting the pants donkey edit  Would have liked to give him one of those mug shot cue card things, but I had about 5 minutes and paint.net to work with, so... 
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Jan 6, 2016 11:49
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Raising Monarch butterflies from egg to first flight is one of my hobbies, has been since I was a young boy and learned they are endangered. I used to have as many as fifteen munching on leaves and pooping. There was just one last year, this year there are none.  Oh dear, it's happening... more cartoons... 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  A Spectre Cartoon 10  11  12  13  14  15 
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Jan 6, 2016 12:17
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I can't believe I am any dignifying this with a question, but has Trump yet talked at all about how he plans to identify Muslims? And don't say "if they have brown skin" unless that's actually what he said.
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Jan 6, 2016 12:31
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Samurai Sanders posted:I can't believe I am any dignifying this with a question, but has Trump yet talked at all about how he plans to identify Muslims? And don't say "if they have brown skin" unless that's actually what he said. He dodged the question when pressed.
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Jan 6, 2016 12:38
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Jonas Albrecht posted:He dodged the question when pressed.
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Jan 6, 2016 12:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGREpqP5Fs I fully support women being able to breastfeed whenever without being harassed or ridiculed, it's a wonderful, natural thing to give of yourself to feed a baby. There needs to be etiquette so that my stupid rear end doesn't blunder into one. "Aww, that's such a nice baby, ma'am..." oh poo poo, time to walk away before I embarrass her more. Samurai Sanders posted:I can't believe I am any dignifying this with a question, but has Trump yet talked at all about how he plans to identify Muslims? And don't say "if they have brown skin" unless that's actually what he said. http://www.npr.org/2015/12/07/458836388/trump-calls-for-total-and-complete-shutdown-of-muslims-entering-u-s No more Muslim immigrants and the ones we have need to be put into a database. I have a suggestion, make them wear the half moon on their shirt sleeves, a patch ...
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