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I'd probably end up like Lamar Odom if I won it. So I guess what I'm saying is it'd be pretty sweet.
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MiracleWhale posted:that sounds like a great way to end up with a gold digger Oh she'll be digging all right.
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MiracleWhale posted:that sounds like a great way to end up with a gold digger Hey atleast you get to go out like corbain.
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MiracleWhale posted:I just want a woman that will talk poo poo to me and give me a bj and vomit all over my dick So you want the girl I hooked up with at Exit in Chicago back in 2001?
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Solice Kirsk posted:So you want the girl I hooked up with at Exit in Chicago back in 2001? pm me those digits
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MiracleWhale posted:that sounds like a great way to end up with a gold digger They're ALL gold diggers. We can priss around all day and act like we're not all shallow as gently caress but we are. The best way to get a woman is to be rich. The best way to get a man is to be hot.
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VendaGoat posted:Why, in the wild blue gently caress of all fucks upon this gay Earth, would you be carrying 800,000 in loving cash? Sometimes you want to make it rain, sometimes you want that rain to be Biblical. Like loving Noah.
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King Vidiot posted:Sometimes you want to make it rain, sometimes you want that rain to be Biblical. Like loving Noah. I get costanza wallet when I carry like 20 bills.... gently caress this guy and his duffel bag of sacagawea's
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praxis posted:The best way to get a woman is to be rich. gently caress
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alright I'm convinced, hittin up that lotto
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MiracleWhale posted:gently caress Not without money, honey. 
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VendaGoat posted:Not without money, honey. will you take a check
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MiracleWhale posted:will you take a check Travelers check? American Express?
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If I win the lotto the first thing I'll do is call up my old Business Law professor and hire him as my attorney to set up trusts and whatnot. He's a really cool old dude who knows his poo poo.
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VendaGoat posted:Travelers check? American Express? more of an IOU really, lemme see I think I got a crayon and some toilet paper around here
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gotta leave my dna inside so many goonettes when i win
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a real jerk posted:gotta leave my dna inside so many goonettes when i win Like a xenomorph.
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VendaGoat posted:Why, in the wild blue gently caress of all fucks upon this gay Earth, would you be carrying 800,000 in loving cash? to bathe in it obviously
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Time to change the title. Now you all can play for 450M(275M cash before taxes). Another roll over or two and I will join you saps.
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Has anyone actually hit the $40 million with that lottery simulator? 26,000 years and I never got over $10,000.
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When's the next drawing?
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Wednesday night. Buy tickets to get it closet to $1Billion.
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Say Nothing posted:Has anyone actually hit the $40 million with that lottery simulator? 26,000 years and I never got over $10,000. Pick better digit bro, don't start crying cuz you don't got skillz.
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If someone wins in Illinois, what are the chances of them being paid out within the next decade?
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Dangerous Mind posted:If someone wins in Illinois, what are the chances of them being paid out within the next decade? Can Illinois just crown the person king of the state?
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500 mil. Half. a BILLION. Dollars. Good luck goons (I hope someone wins and gives A SWEATY FATBEARD all the money)
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That comes out to about $185M after taxes in Illinois. Oh who am I kidding, it comes out to $0 because it's in Illinois.
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I would take half of half of half of half of half of half of the jackpot and still be pretty pleased with myself if I won. Just give me that, world.
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Say Nothing posted:Has anyone actually hit the $40 million with that lottery simulator? 26,000 years and I never got over $10,000. that means that thing is heating up!! jackpot baby
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Jackpots of Megamillions and Powerball are paid by the company running the lotto. Whoever wins gets paid not by the state funds but the actual head office. Second place and below get paid by state funds.
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Jan 6, 2016 20:42
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I'm winning and then I might finally get laid for the first time with any luck.
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Kuato posted:I'm winning and then I might finally get laid for the first time with any luck. The ghost of elliot rodgers
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If I won, I'd probably be dead within a year of an OD.
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I'm gonna play because I'm a huge loving idiot.
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i would buy a ticket if I lived in a state with the lotto,Inzombiac posted:because I'm a huge loving idiot.
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not doing so hot, even with beating the odds for winning the $10,000 prize. come play m'lord http://powerball-simulator.com/
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My concern about winning so much money is having every moocher come out of the woodwork to beg for money. Sure it is easy enough to tell them to take a hike, but just getting a constant barrage of begging sounds aggravating. That, and the amount of insurance and lawyering up you'd need to do to avoid BS lawsuits left and right.
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gently caress YAH! PowerBall hit on Saturday, May 9th, in the year 582,178 A.D. You spent $121,085,684 on tickets. http://visual.ly/when-will-i-win-powerball-interactive-simulation?view=true
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powerball tonight everyone! 500 million HYPE!!!!
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Panfilo posted:My concern about winning so much money is having every moocher come out of the woodwork to beg for money. Sure it is easy enough to tell them to take a hike, but just getting a constant barrage of begging sounds aggravating. That, and the amount of insurance and lawyering up you'd need to do to avoid BS lawsuits left and right. claim it anonymously
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