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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Daniel Hillard posted:

If you haven't already, I would encourage you to try a cantaloupe from a farmer's before you write them off. Also, try to get one locally grown as many times people will buy produce from the same place large groceries buy theirs and sell them at farmers markets to oblivious buyers. I always thought cantaloupe was pretty bland and often too firm but the ones from the farmer's market are awesome. You're going to have to wait until summer, though.

This same advice goes for anybody who doesn't like tomatoes. 99% of tomatoes you get in the world are terrible and I hate them but a fresh picked late-summer tomato is probably my favorite food.

The one thing I really miss about moving away from California.

(Well that and fresh Mission-style burritos/chimichangas at 2 a.m.)

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McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


I'm talking about good bacon lol

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Eponine posted:

The one I hated the most was the Red Pop. There was a strawberry on the label, so ostensibly that's supposed to be the flavor but it tastes like bubbly Robitussin.

Red/Blue pop is a very acquired taste if you didn't grow up with it. It's technically supposed to be a cream soda but it really just tastes like cotton candy. And that poo poo will destroy your teeth as well, your average bottle of Big Red or Big Blue has an assload of sugar in it. There's like 70 something grams of sugar in a bottle of Big Blue.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:


FIXED CORN AGAIN


Looking at this makes my teeth hurt.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Picnic Princess posted:

Half of the fruits I try to eat give me sever stomach pain, the worst being apples. One small bite and it's cramp city for hours. Which sucks because apples are loving delicious. It used to just be apple juice as a child, but as an adult it's gotten so much worse. Sometimes I'm really tempted to buy fruit juice from the grocery store but it always uses apple juice as filler so I'm just right hosed. Combine that with lactose intolerance and I'm basically resigned to never having dessert ever again. If I was celiac I probably wouldn't be able to eat anything on the planet other than leaves, meat, and some seeds.

Some kind of fructose malabsorption?

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Picnic Princess posted:

Half of the fruits I try to eat give me sever stomach pain, the worst being apples. One small bite and it's cramp city for hours. Which sucks because apples are loving delicious. It used to just be apple juice as a child, but as an adult it's gotten so much worse. Sometimes I'm really tempted to buy fruit juice from the grocery store but it always uses apple juice as filler so I'm just right hosed. Combine that with lactose intolerance and I'm basically resigned to never having dessert ever again. If I was celiac I probably wouldn't be able to eat anything on the planet other than leaves, meat, and some seeds.

That sounds amazingly lovely. You should see a qualified medical professional instead of complaining about it on an internet forum full of fat, socially maladjusted nerds.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

A White Guy posted:

That sounds amazingly lovely. You should see a qualified medical professional instead of complaining about it on an internet forum full of fat, socially maladjusted nerds.

Someone's mom is a fat, socially maladjusted nerd, you insensitive clod!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Now I know how other people feel when I tell them cantaloupes and honeydews are nasty :(

THANK YOU THOSE ARE THE TWO WORST NON-BANANA FRUITS

I hate pumpkin pie, btw.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I can eat one slice of pumpkin pie in any 12 month period. Anymore and I will probably throw up. Now pumpkin pancakes? I can eat them through the entirety of pumpkin season.

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:
pumpkin pie is the second best pie, just behind sweet potato, and you're all nuts

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Cute as heck posted:

pumpkin pie is the second best pie, just behind sweet potato, and you're all nuts

The correct pie hierarchy is French Silk, Chocolate Chess, Coconut Cream, Pecan, and then all other pies.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Key Lime Über Alles!

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
Strawberry rhubarb, you heathens. And Key Lime.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



gently caress pumpkin pie, I hate that poo poo. Pumpkin cheesecake though, hot drat.

Also I feel bad for saying, but on melon talk, I hate watermelon. Not the taste or anything, just the tons of terrible tasting fruitwater in it. I've had dehydrated watermelon, and love that poo poo, but I can't help but feel I'm missing the point when I have it. :downs:

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you

Sweet As Sin posted:

Strawberry rhubarb, you heathens. And Key Lime.

:):respek::)

This is truth.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

gently caress pumpkin pie, I hate that poo poo. Pumpkin cheesecake though, hot drat.

Also I feel bad for saying, but on melon talk, I hate watermelon. Not the taste or anything, just the tons of terrible tasting fruitwater in it. I've had dehydrated watermelon, and love that poo poo, but I can't help but feel I'm missing the point when I have it. :downs:

Do I have something for you!

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
What if I sous vide the pumpkin and melons, and put them on a pizza with Cincinnati chili as the sauce??

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Wasabi the J posted:

What if I sous vide the pumpkin and melons, and put them on a pizza with Cincinnati chili as the sauce??

Will it be flavored with truffle oil?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Wasabi the J posted:

What if I sous vide the pumpkin and melons, and put them on a pizza with Cincinnati chili as the sauce??

Pineapple topping?

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

Fishstick posted:

Do I have something for you!



This stuff is amazing and it's also really simple to home make too. And weird as it is,pastel green milk is really appealing

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Fishstick posted:

Do I have something for you!



Would, and I don't even really care for melons.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Wasabi the J posted:

What if I sous vide the pumpkin and melons, and put them on a pizza with Cincinnati chili as the sauce??

Just score in some grill lines, you'll be fine.

canis minor
May 4, 2011

So what's the worst pie?



carrot pie?



sweet potato pie?



beetroot & horseradish pie?



persimon pie?

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Everyone knows what the best pie is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptkD0IxTRmM&t=5s

cyberbug
Sep 30, 2004

The name is Carl Seltz...
insurance inspector.
Intolerable amount of food allergies and food porn? Reminds me of my favourite cooking show: The Katering Show – FOOD PORN

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

cyberbug posted:

Intolerable amount of food allergies and food porn? Reminds me of my favourite cooking show: The Katering Show – FOOD PORN

I still don't know if the self deprecating humor in that show was sincere or not

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


pandaK posted:

I still don't know if the self deprecating humor in that show was sincere or not

I don't think you understand comedy

Manifisto
Sep 18, 2013


Pillbug

cyberbug posted:

Intolerable amount of food allergies and food porn? Reminds me of my favourite cooking show: The Katering Show – FOOD PORN

Such a great show! I'm excited, it looks like a new season is in production!

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra


:bahgawd: I'm not sure what it was but I bet she's willing to serve it to him. Piping hot! Homemade!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

chitoryu12 posted:

Will it be flavored with truffle oil?

My turn to complain about a food allergy! Truffle oil makes me hideously ill. gently caress truffle oil forever.

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

Fishstick posted:

Do I have something for you!



Is it weird that if someone took the leftover juice from pears in syrup cans and sold it as a drink I would buy it in a heartbeat?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Plan Z posted:

Is it weird that if someone took the leftover juice from pears in syrup cans and sold it as a drink I would buy it in a heartbeat?

Or, for that matter, fruit cocktail?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

canis minor posted:

So what's the worst pie?



carrot pie?



sweet potato pie?



beetroot & horseradish pie?



persimon pie?

No pie rules, you Pol Pot Pie.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

cyberbug posted:

Intolerable amount of food allergies and food porn? Reminds me of my favourite cooking show: The Katering Show – FOOD PORN

Well thank you for showing me this!

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Hedenius posted:

Khe Sandwich
Gettysburgers
Siege of Porktown
Little BigMac
Operation Olive Garden
Barbary Barbecue

Sherberts march to the sea salt for dessert

Disco Salmon
Jun 19, 2004

Picnic Princess posted:

Half of the fruits I try to eat give me sever stomach pain, the worst being apples. One small bite and it's cramp city for hours. Which sucks because apples are loving delicious. It used to just be apple juice as a child, but as an adult it's gotten so much worse. Sometimes I'm really tempted to buy fruit juice from the grocery store but it always uses apple juice as filler so I'm just right hosed. Combine that with lactose intolerance and I'm basically resigned to never having dessert ever again. If I was celiac I probably wouldn't be able to eat anything on the planet other than leaves, meat, and some seeds.

Its sad yet funny in a way...I am trying to watch what I eat, and when we go out I will substitute menu items. They always offer me fruit...but 90% of the time its melons :(

So...my husband gets the fruit and I just pick out the lonely little grape or single pineapple piece :(

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

FIXED CORN AGAIN


Is that cookie dough holding that together or ice cream? it looks sort of like cookie dough but it looks some what melted.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


snergle posted:

Is that cookie dough holding that together or ice cream? it looks sort of like cookie dough but it looks some what melted.

I think it's marzipan.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


The best pies are party pies. :colbert:

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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snergle posted:

Is that cookie dough holding that together or ice cream? it looks sort of like cookie dough but it looks some what melted.

I thought it was a hot dog for way too long

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