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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Mario is my favorite game franchise.

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noirstronaut
Aug 10, 2012

by Cowcaster
no it's not

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
The wii-u won't even make it till summer.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

OK

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Once they show the NX everyone is going to act like Kramer from that one episode of Seinfeld where he kept denying the health risks of smoking.

Wii-U? Amiibo? WHATS THAT? I NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING????

*shoves ashes under the carpet*

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

The next Nintendo system will be played entirely through Amiibos.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

It's just two Wii Us taped together.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

ImpAtom posted:

The next Nintendo system will be played entirely through Amiibos.

They even ranked amiibos as far as future-proofing goes.

http://www.destructoid.com/amiibo-as-butt-plugs-ranked-331236.phtml?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

FactsAreUseless posted:

It's just two Wii Us taped together.

eight gamecubes ....... in the palm o fmy hand ...........

noirstronaut
Aug 10, 2012

by Cowcaster
that's what a gameboy dvance is

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


oddium posted:

eight gamecubes ....... in the palm o fmy hand ...........

Octocore? That's very in now. Nintendo's getting it right for once.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Saoshyant posted:

Octocore? That's very in now. Nintendo's getting it right for once.

Those aren't new, I was killing those things in Zelda back on the NES.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

noirstronaut posted:

that's what a gameboy dvance is

gameboy advance ..... eight gamecubes ......... handheld ......... nx .............

:wth:

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Eight gamecubes on the edge of a cliff, NX has the same fate.

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine
rear end. Piss. friend of the family. WiiU. Star Fox. Xenoblade. Rayman Legends

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

Austrian mook posted:

rear end. Piss. friend of the family. WiiU. Star Fox. Xenoblade. Rayman Legends

one of those things is not like the other....

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Yeah, Rayman Legends? that's hosed up

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


Austrian mook posted:

rear end. Piss. friend of the family.
dont sign your posts

The Lobster
Sep 3, 2011

Massive
Avian
Rear
Images
Online



That's the sort of hard-hitting Games Journalism (TM) we need more of in this world.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

It's missing the Yarn Yoshis and Mario Party Amiibos. What a lazy writer.

ChuckLogan
Oct 10, 2009

Oh yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife!

Red posted:

It's missing the Yarn Yoshis and Mario Party Amiibos. What a lazy writer.

Mega Yarn Yoshi is clearly the choice of Cone Bros world wide. It was excluded for fair competition.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
21. Wario

Wario wants you to put him in your butt, and that's reason enough to abstain. That giant fist doesn't help matters.

noirstronaut
Aug 10, 2012

by Cowcaster
how come i say I'd put the squid girl up my rear end and y'all try to castrate me but when this gently caress wad blogs about it, we're ok w it

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
One is a humor blog, the other is your twisted fetish that no one wants to hear about.

noirstronaut
Aug 10, 2012

by Cowcaster
it's destructoid

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Well, what amiibo makes the best butt plug, in your experience?

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

No fisting/Falcon Punch joke? Why bother.

noirstronaut
Aug 10, 2012

by Cowcaster

Waltzing Along posted:

Well, what amiibo makes the best butt plug, in your experience?

the luigi from smash isn't a good choice since it just wedges in there, it feels like a poo poo. the luigi from mario party is a good #2 but it's not my number 1. it only works well if you just want something to remind you throughout the day what you've committed to, but the best is the toad from mario party. it has a solid weight and its bulbous head is more of a smoothing experience than a "reminding" one or one that can become bothersome throughout the day. it gives you a weird sense of pleasure, but it doesn't get in the way either. the solid base on all amiibos makes it easy to actually plug in there too. it doesn't become a nuisance to get out and even twirly around since there's a solid gripping platform.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


noirstronaut posted:

how come i say I'd put the squid girl up my rear end and y'all try to castrate me but when this gently caress wad blogs about it, we're ok w it

I mean personally I never wanted to hear anything of the sort from anyone.

noirstronaut
Aug 10, 2012

by Cowcaster

Augus posted:

I mean personally I never wanted to hear anything of the sort from anyone.

don't push your amiibophobic agenda on me

Theta Zero
Dec 22, 2014

I've seen it.
It's worth nothing this is the second time this exact conversation arose in this thread.

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

I was gonna say I know a girl who put amiibo in her rear end for money, but I got it twisted. She put glow sticks in her rear end for amiibo.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Was "her" stage name "noirstronaut"?

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2016/01/06/analysts-now-projecting-nintendos-nx-announcement-in-june-retail-release-in-fall/

How much credibility does Nomura Securities have?

absolutely anything
Dec 28, 2006

~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~

they really deal more in the belt industry, i wouldn't trust their analysis in the video game sector

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
If the Nintendo NX releases this year, I will change my username to suit.

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE

VideoGames posted:

If the Nintendo NX releases this year, I will change my username to suit.

Someone better keep a check on this.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Rexroom posted:

Someone better keep a check on this.

I will make sure. Don't worry! I don't back out of things I say I will do. Plus, I am quietly confident that Nintendo won't release till next year.

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

I can't wait to play Xenoblade Chronicles NX, coming this fall.

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Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


VideoGames posted:

If the Nintendo NX releases this year, I will change my username to suit.

If the NX is released in 2016, I will write a 1,000 word apology to The Taint Reaper.

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