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Sash! posted:I've prepared some science experiments that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye. You see that guy over there quoting lines? I invented that. When I started out as a poster, I made original content. It was my idea to quote things, to attract a fan base. By the way, you're doing it too fast. You'll disorient the other posters.
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Name one thing I have that puts me in a position of advantage. Huh? There was a goon that posted in TVIV - no arms! He got more quotes done than I did, made more money, had a wife, a family, drove a better car than I did!
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 16:29 |
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He made posts with no arms?
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 17:36 |
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potee posted:He made posts with no arms? All right, I made up the part about the posts, but the rest is true! And he hated me anyway!
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 00:56 |
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Red posted:All right, I made up the part about the posts, but the rest is true! Maybe some people don't like you. I could see that.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 14:55 |
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A sketch show I follow did The Contest in the style of Hancock's Half Hour - an old British radio show featuring Tony Hancock, Sid James, Bill Kerr and Hattie Jacques. Hancock Half Hour was a kind of proto-Seinfeld - with Tony Hancock playing a version of himself surrounded by his stupid or scheming friends. https://youtu.be/JJUJAbI2A4U Contains references to British celebrities of the late 1950's which may be alarming, frightening or incomprehensible to young or American goons. potee posted:Maybe some people don't like you. I could see that. What kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations. But what tempts you?
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:44 |
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Doubtful Guest posted:What kind of man are you? I like to think I'm pretty much like you - only successful.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 19:53 |
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LifeGetsWorser posted:I like to think I'm pretty much like you - only successful. I'm not too worried about it.
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 20:17 |
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I wish I don't drop dead!
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LifeGetsWorser posted:I like to think I'm pretty much like you - only successful. So then you asked yourselves, "Isn't there something more to life?" Yeah, well let me clue you in on something: There isnt. I mean, what are you thinking about, LifeGetsWorser, marriage? Family? They're prisons! Man-made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning, she's there. You go to sleep at night, she's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. "Is it alright if I use the bathroom now?!" And you can forget about watching TV while you're eating. You know why? Because it's dinnertime, and you know what you do at dinner? You talk about your day. "How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don't know, how about you, how was your day?" It's sad, LifeGetsWorser. It's a sad state of affairs.
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potee posted:So then you asked yourselves, "Isn't there something more to life?" Yeah, well let me clue you in on something: There isnt. Well, we've officially bottomed out.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 00:28 |
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I haven't has a decent sandwich in thirteen years!
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 00:36 |
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TMMadman posted:Well, we've officially bottomed out. Hey, what about a guest host?
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 00:43 |
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Hey, what about a guest host? Franklin Delano Romanowski
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 01:23 |
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Hey, what about a guest host?
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Ehud posted:I haven't has a decent sandwich in thirteen years! No, no, no. Ehud let me tell you something. When I find something I like I stick with it. From 1973 to 1982 I ate the exact same lunch everyday. Turkey chili in a bowl made out of bread. Bread bowl Ehud. First you eat the chili then you eat the bowl. There's nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing nothing but a table.
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Cape Cod Crab Chip posted:No, no, no. Ehud let me tell you something. When I find something I like I stick with it. From 1973 to 1982 I ate the exact same lunch everyday. Turkey chili in a bowl made out of bread. Bread bowl Ehud. First you eat the chili then you eat the bowl. There's nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing nothing but a table. You want bread? THREE DOLLARS!
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 19:56 |
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Root Bear posted:You want bread? THREE DOLLARS! You're pushing your luck little man.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:37 |
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TMMadman posted:You're pushing your luck little man. You're hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!
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# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:51 |
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Gyshall posted:You're hung up on some clown from the sixties, man! Because... as the leader...if I die...then all hope is lost! Who would lead? The clown?
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potee posted:Because... as the leader...if I die...then all hope is lost! Who would lead? The clown? Yeah... in six games.
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# ? Jan 13, 2016 17:58 |
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potee posted:Because... as the leader...if I die...then all hope is lost! Who would lead? The clown? I love the Drake! I'm looking forward to meeting the Drakette.
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# ? Jan 13, 2016 18:10 |
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Anyway, I want you to pick up this big screen TV, AND DE LIV ER IT TO HER Do you think you can handle it?
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Capt. Sticl posted:Anyway, I want you to pick up this big screen TV, No. But two men could.
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 14:38 |
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That's my cabana shirt, you stole my shirt you son of a bitch!!
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 15:07 |
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potee posted:No. But two men could. Superman: he, uh, built The Fortress of Solitude up at the North Pole, to, uh, y'know, sort of get away from it all.
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Capt. Sticl posted:That's my cabana shirt, you stole my shirt you son of a bitch!! MY WALLET'S GONE MY WALLET'S GONE
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# ? Jan 14, 2016 18:03 |
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Hey, I just found !
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# ? Jan 15, 2016 01:18 |
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So you said, what the hell I'll just eat some trash.
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# ? Jan 15, 2016 01:36 |
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Root Bear posted:Hey, I just found ! I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.
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# ? Jan 15, 2016 05:53 |
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TMMadman posted:I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body. You fixed me up with a bald woman!
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# ? Jan 15, 2016 07:03 |
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Ginette Reno posted:You fixed me up with a bald woman! You're bald!
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Athanatos posted:
Well I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary!
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# ? Jan 15, 2016 13:36 |
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Man, these latkes are going like hot cakes.
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mojo1701a posted:Man, these latkes are going like hot cakes. Thanks for mutton.
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potee posted:Thanks for mutton. Nothings Finer Than Being In Your Diner
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Gyshall posted:Nothings Finer Than Being In Your Diner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RA5y1z8B6k
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# ? Jan 16, 2016 00:11 |
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Root Bear I have to talk to you about the tape. I've never seen such beautiful work. You're a genius. The zoom ins, the framing, I was enchanted.
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Ginette Reno posted:Root Bear I have to talk to you about the tape. I've never seen such beautiful work. You're a genius. The zoom ins, the framing, I was enchanted. Yeah, I put a six hour tape in. That should cover the experiment, the arrest, and most of your trial.
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Do they have a Big Salad?
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