Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:

Fishstick posted:

Do I have something for you!



the legendary diezth leche

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Eponine posted:

That blog is a loving TRIP, by the way.

I dono what that means.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

pandaK posted:

I still don't know if the self deprecating humor in that show was sincere or not

The only good cooking show is Henry's Kitchen

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS

Brawnfire posted:

I thought it was a hot dog for way too long

There is nothing that core could be that would make that much candy corn less gross.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Is it too late to mention how utterly delicious but painful tarte au sucre is?



Sugar pie. It's painfully good.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

The correct pie hierarchy is French Silk, Chocolate Chess, Coconut Cream, Pecan, and then all other pies.

Tolhouse pie motherfucker

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Brawnfire posted:

I thought it was a hot dog for way too long

What kind of nightmare Klingon hotdogs were you fed as a child?

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


The best pie is clearly pizza stop trying to argue this

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Seizure Robot posted:

The best pie is clearly pizza stop trying to argue this

Pizza is a stew

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

It's a stew pie sandwich.

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.
The best pie is Lemon Meringue unless you are in the UK in which case it is Steak and Kidney.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Scathach posted:

I think it's marzipan.

Usually they shove em in a banana for that 'snack. '

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Plan Z posted:

Is it weird that if someone took the leftover juice from pears in syrup cans and sold it as a drink I would buy it in a heartbeat?

I occasionally make this incredible faux-Asian dish that involves a few canned mandarin oranges, and I strain the juice out and save it. Mix with a little soy sauce and some peanut or sesame oil, and bam, there's your "Asian" marinade/salad dressing/whatever. Canned peaches are nice for that, too; hell canned anything. I call fruit syrup "food bank mirin".

And, of course, then you pour the remainder in a glass and sip it while you cook... right? (So no, it's not just you, Plan Z)

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Dienes posted:

Usually they shove em in a banana for that 'snack. '

Gross :(

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Taro Pie best pie.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

Megabound posted:

Taro Pie best pie.



Ever see one of those videos where they lance a huge infected cyst?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Tolhouse pie motherfucker



:stare::respek:

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS
If you're in the US, Trader Joe's makes really great steak and ale pies. Their frozen food is pretty hit or miss but them pies, mm mm.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Crust First posted:

The best pie is Lemon Meringue unless you are in the UK in which case it is Steak and Kidney.

Some day, steak and kidney pie, you and I shall meet.

And I will UTTERLY CONSUME YOU! I will destroy you and feast upon your COOLING CORPSE!

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

You could just use a knife and fork.

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
People who eat meat pies with knives and forks (unless it's a family sized pie) are barbarians

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Big Centipede posted:

Ever see one of those videos where they lance a huge infected cyst?

Never a good way to start something.

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

Shoofly Pie is one of the few good things to come out of PA Dutch cuisine, though it's not terribly photogenic:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Ignimbrite posted:

People who eat meat pies with knives and forks (unless it's a family sized pie) are barbarians

A steak and kidney pie will collapse when you open it, it's too sloppy to be finger food.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Writer Cath posted:

Is it too late to mention how utterly delicious but painful tarte au sucre is?



Sugar pie. It's painfully good.

Amen. If you have the opportunity to taste this once in your life, do it.

When we purchase different pies for a birthday at work, this is always the first one to be finished.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Sweet potato pie is the best pie, you loving plebes.

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

did that guy ever end up eating the strawberry curry

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:

whiteyfats posted:

Sweet potato pie is the best pie, you loving plebes.

e: also crack pie, crack pie is the poo poo too

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cute as heck posted:

e: also crack pie, crack pie is the poo poo too


Pecan pie is better. That's the true all American pie, pecans being native to North America and all.

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:

whiteyfats posted:

Pecan pie is better. That's the true all American pie, pecans being native to North America and all.

there's nothing more american than sprinkling a little crack on your pie

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cute as heck posted:

there's nothing more american than sprinkling a little crack on your pie



America and Columbia, building bridges!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Brawnfire posted:

a hot dog for way too long

This has excellent potential for a username.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
something is going wrong with this thread. Last page looks like a food porn thread to me

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
I'm going to fix this

very :nms: (seriously don't click this if you enjoy eating bread)
http://imgur.com/nxZeryP
http://imgur.com/DhtFVET
http://imgur.com/FL1xeQ8

SpaceGoatFarts has a new favorite as of 13:50 on Jan 7, 2016

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

Pastry of the Year posted:

This has excellent potential for a username.

Best username was when NO BUTT STUFF changed their name to OKAY, SOME BUTT STUFF or something like that.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I'm going to fix this

very :nms: (seriously don't click this if you enjoy eating bread)
http://imgur.com/nxZeryP
http://imgur.com/DhtFVET
http://imgur.com/FL1xeQ8

they're just mice :shrug:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Pastry of the Year posted:

This has excellent potential for a username.

:arghfist::arghfist::arghfist::arghfist::arghfist::argh: Too many characters! So much for that wild and spontaneous action!

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

very :nms: (seriously don't click this if you enjoy eating bread)

The Museum of Jurassic Technology (which is an art exhibit masquerading as a museum where 90% of the exhibits are fake but with 10% real enough to make you question EVERYTHING) has a Mice on Toast/Mouse Pie display and I always assumed it was one of the fake ones.

:nms: http://i.imgur.com/umRV8At.jpg

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Plan Z posted:

Best username was when NO BUTT STUFF changed their name to OKAY, SOME BUTT STUFF or something like that.

forbidden lesbian -> mandatory lesbian after the gay marriage decision was my favorite. :3:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

TheKennedys posted:

forbidden lesbian -> mandatory lesbian after the gay marriage decision was my favorite. :3:

yes, that was amazing

  • Locked thread