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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

a group of people who get furious at you for using the wrong child's toy to play your games on

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craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/smarty-ring--3#/
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/smarty-ring--4#/
https://www.techinasia.com/lessons-to-learn-from-crowdfunding-disaster
http://smartyring.com/

quote:

Images shown are conceptual design, Smarty Rings are under development. Delivery will be made by First week of April 2014

"their app":

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

quote:

In December 2013, we wrote about the crowdfunding campaign for this teensy trinket that promises to zap your smartphone notifications onto a ring with a tiny, curved LED display. At that time, despite the Indian startup not having a working prototype (its demo video and promo images used computer-generated visuals), it was promising delivery to early buyers by April [2014].

Now, the Smarty Ring team is still scrambling to put together a working prototype, let alone actually begin manufacturing or shipping. And that’s despite a grand total of nearly US$300,000 raised, way past the initial goal of US$40,000. The latest update from Smarty Ring, on its Indiegogo campaign’s ‘updates’ section, is that it’s currently at the “final stage of completing [a] working prototype”

no prototype, promising to ship in 4 months, got $300,000. sounds about right

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
i'm the Bro button

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
don't be stupid be a smarty

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Vicas posted:

don't be stupid be a smarty

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006


i still don't understand what the gently caress this is supposed to be

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

oh ok

quote:

At $250,000, we can complete:
Our development of a social media platform addition specifically for gamers and their gaming accomplishments.
Maintenance and development of our core website, which preserves and promotes video game world records and high scores, submitted throughout the decades and from all around the world. We're also building a global online ranking & statistics system.
The Twin Galaxies mobile experience.
New Content Development for the Twin Galaxies Live live-streaming network that broadcasts positive player centric gaming content every day.

If we exceed our goals, we'll be able to start tackling:

The implementation of a no-content ID video submission and upload system.
Additional Outreach Staff dedicated to netting national attention for extraordinary gamers.
A true and proper “Gamer of the Year” award show.
A worldwide, industry cooperative, annual multi-platform, multi-genre video game “Olympics”

so twin galaxies needs to pay their hosting bills and decided to cash in on gamergate. cool

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

attack of the show! is brought to you by j!nx. use offer code AOTS to get five dollars off your favorite "no i will not fix your computer" t-shirt

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
king of kong made twin galaxies look really really shady, lol

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




As a Millennial I posted:

i still don't understand what the gently caress this is supposed to be
just a kickscammer under notion of $250k making word "gamer" socially acceptaable

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
if the word gamer dies out how will we identify that specific kind of social disease

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Al! posted:

if the word gamer dies out how will we identify that specific kind of social disease
jamesman

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for gamer children.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
which smart ring product was it that actually shipped but turned out to be loving enormous and completely unwearable because it had like half an inch of plastic on each side

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
What's the feasability of this thing coming out?

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/phazon-wireless-earbuds-guaranteed-not-to-fall#/

Because I would legit kill for it, gently caress wires forever and ever amen.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

What's the feasability of this thing coming out?

its an indiegogo hardware project, so about 0.0002%

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

What's the feasability of this thing coming out?

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/phazon-wireless-earbuds-guaranteed-not-to-fall#/

Because I would legit kill for it, gently caress wires forever and ever amen.

so here's a think I found out by hanging out with old people over the holidays: hearing aides already do this

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
As someone who wears hearing aids I can tell you there are in fact some pretty cool things about them. A mute button for my ears is great as is the ability to listen to music and make phone calls without wires of any kind nor a dorky Bluetooth thing hanging off my ear.

Downside is that to do that stuff it actually does need a control box on a necklace (the actual Bluetooth device & microphone - whose necklace doubles as an antenna loop to transmit the audio the hearing aids.)

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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that thing screams battery life issues

Underwear
May 13, 2006

Mister Sinewave posted:

As someone who wears hearing aids I can tell you there are in fact some pretty cool things about them. A mute button for my ears is great as is the ability to listen to music and make phone calls without wires of any kind nor a dorky Bluetooth thing hanging off my ear.

Downside is that to do that stuff it actually does need a control box on a necklace (the actual Bluetooth device & microphone - whose necklace doubles as an antenna loop to transmit the audio the hearing aids.)

aw you get to be a cyborg, no fair

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
music doesn't sound the same as it should and i still struggle to use a phone or engage in normal conversation like anything resembling a normal person but it's almost worth it to be able to mute my ears at the touch of a button

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Mister Sinewave posted:

i still struggle to use a phone or engage in normal conversation like anything resembling a normal person

welcome to yospos, you'll fit right in

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

surebet posted:

that thing screams battery life issues

also it seems pretty easy to lose them

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.


why was this even a votable question

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

laserghost posted:

why was this even a votable question

they asked original backers if they could expand the large pool of donation rewards to include a $20 virtual telephone that was specifically offered to people who contributed in the original round of fundraising

mainly so they wouldn't get accused of being deceptive assholes who unilaterally broke the promises they made in the original campaign

the polygon article is horribly written

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
lol polygon updated the article 48 hours later with "everyone is actually getting everything is promised, nevermind it really wasn't our fault we swear "

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
state of ethics in gaming journalism looking good

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

ayn rand hand job posted:

lol polygon updated the article 48 hours later with "everyone is actually getting everything is promised, nevermind it really wasn't our fault we swear "
the title of this article is "Shenmue 3 Kickstarter rewards won't be available to PayPal backers (update)"

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

quote:

Update: Although the announcement of the poll results clearly reads that PayPal backers would not be receiving the exclusive rewards "as originally promised," an earlier post indicated that the noted Kickstarter-only items would only be available to Kickstarter backers from the get-go. We've removed reference to this contradiction above.

We reached out to Ys Net for clarification on this and the nature of the reward offerings following the poll results. Their statement reads as follows:

There apparently was a miscommunication concerning the poll in the previous update.

Both the Kickstarter Backers and the Slacker Backers will all be receiving their rewards as listed on the Kickstarter and Slacker Backer pages respectively. Nothing is changing with the currently offered rewards.

The poll from the previous update was asking whether additional Kickstarter Exclusive rewards like the Dice Dude Capsule Toy etc. would be added to the Slacker Backer PayPal page. This point was not made clear enough.

We apologize [for] the misunderstanding. All PayPal purchased rewards will be delivered as promised per the Slacker Backer page information.

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Mister Sinewave posted:

music doesn't sound the same as it should and i still struggle to use a phone or engage in normal conversation like anything resembling a normal person but it's almost worth it to be able to mute my ears at the touch of a button

you have a good excuse to never talk on the phone. i wish i had one.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/kubos-the-densest-cube-you-will-ever-own#/

:what:

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

legitimately curious here, why are there so many tungsten cube kickstarters

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
i think nerds just love wacky (expensive) desk crap and some company probably sells billet tungsten wholesale

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


HAIL CUBE

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Vicas posted:

legitimately curious here, why are there so many tungsten cube kickstarters

it's the most perfect product next to packing and shipping air or garbage

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
cannot believe the weight on this cube!" - John H.
"Strongest cube you could ever own!" - Ryan P.
"This will look great on my desk! Thank you KÚBOS!" - Noreen W.
"Super cool, what an awesome piece if art." - Christoph O.
"This is what it feels like to hold 99.9% of pure tungsten!" - Abigail L.
"Great project, simple and beautiful :)" - George W.
"The ultimate conversation starter forged from pure tungsten!" - Nathan L.
"Adding this to my collection of minimalistic treasures!" - Braden O.
"The perfect thing for any office or home." - Jesse L.
"You will be shocked by the weight once you've picked up the cube!" - Erik J.
"I cannot wait for this project to be live! Rest assured, all my friends will know about this too." - Sam D.

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
"Feels powerful!" - Damien P.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
the true market for this thing is that guy who does the red hot tungsten ball videos

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
i would bet money that you could go on alibaba and find a company that will do thousands of metal cubes for pennies

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