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"Mmmm that manly man who runs Russi....North Korea really showed Obama up."
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D.N. Nation posted:"Mmmm that manly man who runs Russi....North Korea really showed Obama up." Yeah. Everything would be so much better, if Obama was more like him. Vote Trump.
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Jan 7, 2016 15:10
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gradenko_2000 posted:North Korea's weapons technology is mired in the 1950s. A Good Ca-loving seriously Ramirez you drew a literal vacuum tube on a caricature of the Fat Man bomb from 1945. Actually it looks like he drew Little Boy but disproportionally. Little Boy had those things sticking out and a blunt front, Fat Man had a smooth casing and a rounded front. Either way, both of those were fission bombs and not hydrogen bombs Ramirez you retarded motherfucker.
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Jan 7, 2016 15:11
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To be generous with Hackirez, it's very likely that the Nork bomb was a Little Boy-style fission bomb with was just labeled "hydrogen bomb" to provide Dear Leader Kim with the illusion that his penis is bigger than it actually is.
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T-man posted:THe art is horrible, and the message is a Glenn McCoy level of stupid, but I like the visual of the government having a machinegun-rocket-giant-bullet-drone gun. In the hands of a real cartoonist it'd be pretty neat to see it as a representation of our stupidly overblown war budget. It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier.
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Jan 7, 2016 15:53
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 1 I say, this uppity gentleman thinks that you can actually amend an amendment? Pshaw! 2 Pretend I just reposted that Bors from like 3 years ago 3 Guest writer: Tom Tomorrow 4
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Jan 7, 2016 16:22
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colonel_korn posted:
It would offend the Founding Fathers, good sir, if you were to suggest to them that their perfect and final Constitution needed to be amended in any way! ...wait, something seemed off about my word choice there. Not "amended". Changed in any way. Let's go with that.
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Jan 7, 2016 16:25
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afaik basically nobody who made the constitution was all that happy about it less "we shed blood for this perfect document", more "gently caress this committee"
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Jan 7, 2016 16:33
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loquacius posted:It would offend the Founding Fathers, good sir, if you were to suggest to them that their perfect and final Constitution needed to be amended in any way! It happened before https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-wl7lEv-yU
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Tiler Kiwi posted:afaik basically nobody who made the constitution was all that happy about it There was a whole bunch of compromises where neither side was happy about it, yeah. I like the idea that they just put in rules for how to change it later so they could all go home. Probably not exactly how it happened but hey 
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Jan 7, 2016 16:37
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Tiler Kiwi posted:afaik basically nobody who made the constitution was all that happy about it The obsession with glorifying the founding of the country always confused me so much. It's like people got so hopped up on the ridiculous oversimplifications shown to them as six-year-olds that they all but worship the founders without really knowing anything about them. As if these were divine decrees rather than just old government documents with all the pointless bickering that implies.
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Jan 7, 2016 16:39
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Even the movie 1776, which was a rara America patriotic bicentennial piece, showed how imperfect and contentious everything was at the founding of the country. Surely everyone has watched Mr. Feeny sing about how much compromise there was?
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Jan 7, 2016 16:44
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As always, the persecution complex is so large it's visible from orbit jesus christ cry me some more tears over how hard it is to get a gun in US you dumbshit fucker also that hand sucks
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Jan 7, 2016 16:45
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loquacius posted:It would offend the Founding Fathers, good sir, if you were to suggest to them that their perfect and final Constitution needed to be amended in any way! It would also offend the Founding Fathers if a Mulatto would ever access to such allowed function as President of the United States, but what can we do?
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colonel_korn posted:
Does this guy even know what the word amendment means?  Would he rather the right to keep and bear arms not exist at all???
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Jan 7, 2016 16:59
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Angry old Jewish man yells at cloud: quote:The old saying "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" does not seem to apply in our digital age.
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Jan 7, 2016 17:13
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loquacius posted:It would offend the Founding Fathers, good sir, if you were to suggest to them that their perfect and final Constitution needed to be amended in any way! Was Varvel also responsible for the "Hey Mr. Edison, some clown from the government has a funny looking bulb he says is better than yours" cartoon?
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Jan 7, 2016 17:27
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Stultus Maximus posted:Was Varvel also responsible for the "Hey Mr. Edison, some clown from the government has a funny looking bulb he says is better than yours" cartoon? I think that was Bish.
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All you have to do is add the fact that the clown from the government is also from the year 200x, and even an rear end in a top hat like Edison would say "oh, makes sense, he's probably right... can I see it?"
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Jan 7, 2016 17:36
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Shugojin posted:I think that was Bish. You're right. 
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Luckovich's cat drawing game is extremely strong.
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"Well... that's awful, but lucky for you we're in Arizona so I can't actually stop you."
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This is literally how the Bill of Rights was written, agc
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Change the last sign to "school" and I think it's pretty accurate.
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Does anyone have the cartoon with the driver cutting people off and saying "I get to go!"? I don't really have more info than that.
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colonel_korn posted:
Please explain to the class, constitutional expert Gary Varvel, how Obama is "adjusting" the 2nd Amendment. "He sucks" and "I don't like him" are not valid arguments.
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Jan 7, 2016 18:07
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I know this is just going to be redundant after everyone else has said their peace, but accidental shootings happen all the loving time at gun shows, which is part of why we have Gun Free Zones in public places.
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Jan 7, 2016 18:13
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American Hero Chris Kyle didn't even make it past step 2, how embarrassing.
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Jan 7, 2016 18:21
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Yeah I don't get the shrieking about second amendment rights infringement with the new executive orders. Nobody is having their guns taken away, and the only people having access to arms restricted are people that cannot pass a background check, who probably shouldn't have unfettered access to guns in the first place.
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Stultus Maximus posted:Was Varvel also responsible for the "Hey Mr. Edison, some clown from the government has a funny looking bulb he says is better than yours" cartoon? And I thought he did this:  but it turns out to be Steve Breen. I could have sworn they were all from the same pen due to the similarly smugtastic yet so easily refutable punchlines. "Yes ma'm, please introduce me to this man who apparently supports my decision to not stand, because otherwise risking his life for it would have been very, very stupid. Not that I really understand how him getting wounded at Grenada or wherever helps my rights, but I guess I'm glad he did it anyway."
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Fearless posted:Yeah I don't get the shrieking about second amendment rights infringement with the new executive orders. Nobody is having their guns taken away, and the only people having access to arms restricted are people that cannot pass a background check, who probably shouldn't have unfettered access to guns in the first place.
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zoux posted:Luckovich's cat drawing game is extremely strong. He probably draw it first then figured he had to add something topical to get it published. The happiest spree killer.
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To his, uh, credit, Varvel had some awfully smug ones when he was convinced that Romney was going to win in 2012: This is literally debate fan fiction But Romney didn't win, because we Didn't Listen: 
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Trogdos! posted:Angry old Jewish man yells at cloud: He's not wrong in this case.
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Ugh, throw all the idiotic political arguments at me you want, but nothing makes me more irrationally angry than people using  gas prices as a political football, or pretending that they have anything to do with the president of the united states.
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So these people who think the most milquetoast gun restrictions are tyranny, are they just as mad about say libel laws that are a restriction on their first amendment rights?
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alnilam posted:Ugh, throw all the idiotic political arguments at me you want, but nothing makes me more irrationally angry than people using It's one of the levers on the President's desk.
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