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woodch
Jun 13, 2000

This'll kill ya!

PDP-1 posted:



The Beagle Brothers were like tiny gods to nerdy kids with Apple II series computers. They produced a bunch of utility programs and 'hacker' tools, but the thing I most remember was their series of laminated cards that outlined things like the 6502 instruction set or the PEEK/POKE memory locations for the Apple II's custom hardware ASIC that let software interact with hardware.

My Nerd Squad of friends and I would gather around one of our school's Apple II machines and type stuff from the Beagle Bros cards to make the system beep and boop, switch to Hi-Res graphics, or just list out sections of assembly code that we would try to decipher. Then we would write programs in AppleSoft BASIC to read in the position of the joystick and print it out onscreen or whatever.

One of our teachers was terrified that we were going to permanently break something inside the computer with our activities, luckily there was another much cooler teacher who told her to chill out because he realized that (a) what we were doing was harmless, and (b) we were essentially getting one of the best learning experiences possible in terms of figuring out how computers worked at a low level. Thanks to the cool teacher most of Nerd Squad went on to become either electrical or computer engineers.

Hell ya, Beagle Bros. They had all the coolest hacker-type software. The best thing they did was ProntoDOS which made DOS 3.3 so much faster to use. I had it on so many of my floppies that when I'd find one without it, it was like running in lead-soled shoes.

The best was the backs of their floppy sleeves, where you'd usually find helpful icons about how to care for your floppies--avoid magnets, don't expose to heat, etc.

They weren't just smart, they had a great sense of humor, too.

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
I'll be honest, I want that 5.25" toilet paper dispenser

powerofrecall
Jun 26, 2009

by R. Guyovich
On a similar bent to wardialing / phreaking (that I wish I was around more for, the closest I got to it was successfully "red boxing" a small town payphone) there was the big thing of C-band satellite piracy in the 80s. Basically no corporation or company had any real interest in providing people with out-of-the-box satellite television. So people were taking it upon themselves to learn and build their own satellite reception systems, start small businesses setting rural people up with dishes since they couldn't get cable, sell homemade devices, and most infamously hack descramblers to get free programming. Early on all satellite feeds were unscrambled just because up to that point no one had the equipment in their backyard to watch any of it, and the only people with dishes were dedicated earth stations. The channels over satellite were intended to be distributed to cable companies for them to rebroadcast, so there wasn't a real clear need to obscure the signals in any way. As a result, C-band early adopters got free access to all the channels they could pick up, which drove the sales of receivers, dishes, dish pointing motors and so on. Once C-band really started to take off in a consumer way, a lot of programming companies began scrambling their signal so that only cable companies could use it. This didn't make people happy who spent thousands of dollars on their satellite setup to get free cable channels, so a cottage industry of descrambler hacking popped up almost overnight. To be fair they were sort of justified in it because most of the people who started scrambling the satellite signal either wanted arbitrarily more money to sell it to satellite owners, or they straight up wouldn't sell it to them at all.

This lead to the somewhat well known "Captain Midnight" hack complaining about HBO's pricing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbruOe6Yii0

People selling "testing equipment" (read: mod chips that let you get free premium channels) for Videocipher II boxes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojj8Zz6Omac

One satellite dealer from New Jersey that had the enormous balls to broadcast a program, ON SATELLITE! about exactly how to pirate satellite. The program was called "Piss on VC II" and literally opened with him pissing on a descrambler box. He had an almost pathological hate of General Instruments, the company that built the VC II boxes. Then he fell off a roof and died in 1992. He also sold videos detailing exactly what you had to do to modify a descrambler, in detail, here's one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyjbtAarEu4

It was estimated that at one point there were more illegally modified VCII boxes receiving programming than real, authorized legal ones, and that the company that manufactured them, General Instrument, was actually complicit in this. They only made money selling descrambler boxes, and what kind of box sells better: one that you have to pay out the rear end to get HBO on, or one that gives you everything for free?

I find this poo poo fascinating and would love to see or read a real documentary about it; there's plenty of info out there if you find it interesting, though. Piracy just isn't the same anymore.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
God that owns, great post :allears:

A friend of mine had one of those fuckoff giant sat dishes and it was awesome browsing the huge amount of international channels he got.

woodch
Jun 13, 2000

This'll kill ya!

powerofrecall posted:

On a similar bent to wardialing / phreaking (that I wish I was around more for, the closest I got to it was successfully "red boxing" a small town payphone) there was the big thing of C-band satellite piracy in the 80s. Basically no corporation or company had any real interest in providing people with out-of-the-box satellite television. So people were taking it upon themselves to learn and build their own satellite reception systems, start small businesses setting rural people up with dishes since they couldn't get cable, sell homemade devices, and most infamously hack descramblers to get free programming. Early on all satellite feeds were unscrambled just because up to that point no one had the equipment in their backyard to watch any of it, and the only people with dishes were dedicated earth stations. The channels over satellite were intended to be distributed to cable companies for them to rebroadcast, so there wasn't a real clear need to obscure the signals in any way. As a result, C-band early adopters got free access to all the channels they could pick up, which drove the sales of receivers, dishes, dish pointing motors and so on. Once C-band really started to take off in a consumer way, a lot of programming companies began scrambling their signal so that only cable companies could use it. This didn't make people happy who spent thousands of dollars on their satellite setup to get free cable channels, so a cottage industry of descrambler hacking popped up almost overnight. To be fair they were sort of justified in it because most of the people who started scrambling the satellite signal either wanted arbitrarily more money to sell it to satellite owners, or they straight up wouldn't sell it to them at all.

This lead to the somewhat well known "Captain Midnight" hack complaining about HBO's pricing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbruOe6Yii0

People selling "testing equipment" (read: mod chips that let you get free premium channels) for Videocipher II boxes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojj8Zz6Omac

One satellite dealer from New Jersey that had the enormous balls to broadcast a program, ON SATELLITE! about exactly how to pirate satellite. The program was called "Piss on VC II" and literally opened with him pissing on a descrambler box. He had an almost pathological hate of General Instruments, the company that built the VC II boxes. Then he fell off a roof and died in 1992. He also sold videos detailing exactly what you had to do to modify a descrambler, in detail, here's one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyjbtAarEu4

It was estimated that at one point there were more illegally modified VCII boxes receiving programming than real, authorized legal ones, and that the company that manufactured them, General Instrument, was actually complicit in this. They only made money selling descrambler boxes, and what kind of box sells better: one that you have to pay out the rear end to get HBO on, or one that gives you everything for free?

I find this poo poo fascinating and would love to see or read a real documentary about it; there's plenty of info out there if you find it interesting, though. Piracy just isn't the same anymore.

I recently watched some stuff about the Captain Midnight and Max Headroom TV signal hacks. Oddity Archive on youtube has pretty decent mini-docs about both of them:

Captain Midnight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkTsoP5v2GM

Max Headroom:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUwt-JFSQx4

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Ratjaculation posted:

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Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


On the satellite note, in the late 90's a friend's father had a satellite card programmer. Satellite boxes know what services you have or don't based a little credit-card-sized card with a SIM-card-style chip on it. This guy had a little box (connected via 9-pin serial) that he could use to reprogram the cards and unlock everything. I'm talking not just HBO and Showtime, but PPV movies, the porno channels, the whole shebang. Every couple of months DirecTV would send a signal that would fry illegally programmed cards, but he had a big stack of them and would just hop on the web, find the newest codes, and make a new card. I'm surprised he never got caught doing it, I feel like DirecTV would have made an example of him, since he was selling the unlocked cards online.

When I lived in Boston I always dreamed of doing a similar thing with the MBTA (bus/subway system) cards, but apparently it took an entire team from MIT to crack those and IIRC the NSA or FBI got involved real quick.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

drunk asian neighbor posted:

On the satellite note, in the late 90's a friend's father had a satellite card programmer. Satellite boxes know what services you have or don't based a little credit-card-sized card with a SIM-card-style chip on it. This guy had a little box (connected via 9-pin serial) that he could use to reprogram the cards and unlock everything. I'm talking not just HBO and Showtime, but PPV movies, the porno channels, the whole shebang. Every couple of months DirecTV would send a signal that would fry illegally programmed cards, but he had a big stack of them and would just hop on the web, find the newest codes, and make a new card. I'm surprised he never got caught doing it, I feel like DirecTV would have made an example of him, since he was selling the unlocked cards online.

It was one of the satellite companies who, after a big retailer of hack gear got raided, just blindly sued everyone who ever bought anything from them. People were getting letters demanding several thousand dollar settlements and that they sign papers admitting that things that have nothing to do with satellite TV, like Dreamcast mod chips or cables, were bought for the purpose of defrauding Dish or DTV.

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

drunk asian neighbor posted:

On the satellite note, in the late 90's a friend's father had a satellite card programmer. Satellite boxes know what services you have or don't based a little credit-card-sized card with a SIM-card-style chip on it. This guy had a little box (connected via 9-pin serial) that he could use to reprogram the cards and unlock everything. I'm talking not just HBO and Showtime, but PPV movies, the porno channels, the whole shebang. Every couple of months DirecTV would send a signal that would fry illegally programmed cards, but he had a big stack of them and would just hop on the web, find the newest codes, and make a new card. I'm surprised he never got caught doing it, I feel like DirecTV would have made an example of him, since he was selling the unlocked cards online.

When I lived in Boston I always dreamed of doing a similar thing with the MBTA (bus/subway system) cards, but apparently it took an entire team from MIT to crack those and IIRC the NSA or FBI got involved real quick.

DirecTV's "Black Sunday" hack was pretty legendary
http://blog.codinghorror.com/revisiting-the-black-sunday-hack/

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

The_Franz posted:

It was one of the satellite companies who, after a big retailer of hack gear got raided, just blindly sued everyone who ever bought anything from them. People were getting letters demanding several thousand dollar settlements and that they sign papers admitting that things that have nothing to do with satellite TV, like Dreamcast mod chips or cables, were bought for the purpose of defrauding Dish or DTV.

My friend and I got hit by one of those notices when we used to mess around with his families PrimeStar box. Luckily his dad had given us his blessing, and even ordered us some card stuff to help crack it. (My friends dad loved piracy. He gave me Doom 2!)

So anyways, we got a letter, but since my friend was under 18 (by 6 or so years) his dad just kind of shrugged and said "Well it's addressed to Ethan, so just ignore it and I bet nothing happens."

Nothing did.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


This is pretty cool.

How much do operations like this cost (everything from brainstorming to planning to execution, including the previous card-killing updates before the hack) compared to the profits lost from signal-jacking customers? I have a feeling it's not actually worth it.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Exploding the Phone is a good book about how phreaking started.

On an unrelated note, if there's not enough retro IT stuff in this thread for you, here's an old thread with some more.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
I started a thread a while ago that's still ongoing over in PYF on obsolete and failed tech, also.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3495621

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.


Everyone had those speakers.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
40x? Scrub, you need 52x :smug:

Sounded like a jet engine for a minute every time you booted up with a CD in the tray.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Fun fact, the reason drives never increased beyond 52x was that at those rotational speed there's a real risk of the disc shattering from the centrifugal forces. The manuals would warn about inserting damaged or cracked disks, and if something actually exploded inside the drive good luck getting all the fragments out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs7x1Hu29Wc

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
I like how manufacturers realized that nerds like to eat behind them PCs and stopped making everything white.
Like that Kensington switch few pages ago.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Buttcoin purse posted:

Exploding the Phone is a good book about how phreaking started.


Thanks for the book rec, ordered a copy. Looking forward to checking it out.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I took a technology class in middle school circa 2002-3. Mostly we were supposed to be learning to type but didn't have an actual typing program, so we just typed ilthe assignments into the OS9 equivalent of notepad.

I usually copy-pasted my work, then proceeded to read textfiles about phreaking and hacking. Somewhat blissfully unaware that most of this stuff was likely long obsolete by that point.

There were also textfiles that were pretty much anarchist cookbook-lite. Ostensibly supposed to be pranks, most of that stuff probably would have gotten you into tons of legal trouble if you ever tried it. Probably not something I should have been exploring on a school computer a few years after Columbine. Have to wonder how the kids who spent all their time typing this poo poo up in the first place turned out.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

The first time my parents bought me any computer games (instead of just getting :filez: from people they worked with), here's what they got:

SimEarth: I don't know if this is actually meant to be an educational game for kids or adults. It had a pretty thick book with it and pre-teen me wasn't that interested. I guess it might have been useful if I had learned about the conditions under which amoeba thrive or something, if I had actually become a biologist, but all I remember learning was that if you set off a bunch of nuclear explosions, then I think that made robots evolve.

Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego? I don't remember.

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? :pcgaming: Deluxe Edition :pcgaming: This came out in 1990, when you could get plenty of VGA games, but rather than 320x200x256 like everything else, this was 640x480x16. It was highly dithered but it was :siren: HIGH RES :siren: which was amazing, I better be careful not to bust the tables with this poo poo:





But I don't remember it being too hard, I think you just used to have to go "hmmm the places I can travel are either Bangkok, Amsterdam or Tijuana, and someone said she was converting her money into Baht, let me look in this World Almanac book to see which one of those has Baht as the currency". I don't think much of that sunk in.

And finally Prince of Persia: As already mentioned, this was awesome. One out of four isn't bad. I learned that skeletons can come back to life.


Now when did I actually learn something useful from a game? Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 taught me "lefty loosey, righty tighty." Thank you Tony Hawk.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Oh yeah, also we all know DOOM was pretty cool, but some of you might not be aware that people have made new engines for it with all sorts of modern OpenGL features, and other people have made 3D models for the enemies and objects and new high-res textures, so with some effort downloading and installing stuff you can play DOOM and it can look like this:



and it has mouselook and otherwise behaves like a modern game, so you can play DOOM again without being annoyed by its behavior or appearance.

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli
I never liked playing Doom with 3D models actually. I always thought that the original sprites had more character.

Seriously though, it's incredible what's been done with the Doom engine since it became open-source. It's a 22 year old game and there's still a decent sized community making new maps and mods, some of which are barely Doom, for example rail shooters, RPGs and Myst-like adventures.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Your saying you don't like how DOOM looks today (well, if you use new models) reminds me of If Doom was done today :v:

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
That was incredibly frustrating to watch.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Buttcoin purse posted:

Oh yeah, also we all know DOOM was pretty cool, but some of you might not be aware that people have made new engines for it with all sorts of modern OpenGL features, and other people have made 3D models for the enemies and objects and new high-res textures, so with some effort downloading and installing stuff you can play DOOM and it can look like this:



and it has mouselook and otherwise behaves like a modern game, so you can play DOOM again without being annoyed by its behavior or appearance.

Playing doom like this sucks actually :colbert:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Mak0rz posted:

Playing doom like this sucks actually :colbert:

It sucks even more if you try to adapt it as a UNIX interface.

quote:

psDooM can monitor processes with shareware Doom 1, registered Doom 1, Ultimate Doom, or Doom 2. 'Plutonia Experiment' and 'TNT - Evilution' will run, but no process monitoring will be done.

The first level (either E1M1 or MAP01), and only the first level, will contain monsters that represent processes currently running on the machine ('pid monsters'). The machine's process list is checked at regular intervals. Processes that are new since the last check are spawned as new monsters, while processes no longer running on the machine are removed from the level. Process monitoring is not done if the user is on a level other than the first one or while recording/playing a demo.

A 'pid monster' is identified by the text 'floating' in front of it. This text denotes its process id number and the last 7 characters of the process name. The text is not shown if the monster is too far away from the player or too close to the edge of the screen.

Wounding a 'pid monster' corresponds to executing a 'renice +5' on the associated process. Killing a 'pid monster' sends a 'kill -9' to the associated process. Since the renice and kill actions are done by a system call, they are governed by the permissions of the user running psDooM. For example, if a normal user, 'jschmoe', kills a 'pid monster' whose real process is owned by 'jdoe', nothing would happen to the underlying process on the machine because jschmoe doesn't have the rights to alter jdoe's processes. The 'pid monster' that jschmoe killed will be resurrected in psDooM during the next process check. The resurrection denotes that the process on the machine never really went away; its Doom representation was only temporarily stopped from moving around.

:buddy:



(must be kinda fun if the only tasks you ever needed to accomplish on UNIX were killing processes)

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Buttcoin purse posted:

The first time my parents bought me any computer games (instead of just getting :filez: from people they worked with), here's what they got:

This reminded me of when my parents brought me home a secondhand copy of TurboCAD, complete with giant dog-eared manual held together with rubber bands.

My high school spoiled me by having an entire lab full of CADKEY machines; they were all Amstrad 8086's, but holy gently caress 3D wireframe modeling on them was efficient and sweet and I loved the goddamn semi-textual interface. Creating arcs tangent to lines, circles through three points, extruding a shape and rotating it... I wanted for nothing. The school's brand-new 486 sat in a corner playing SimCity while I happily plunked away on those Amstrads, which were the only machines enabled to run CADKEY by a parallel-port dongle.

I remember the hard drives of the day (the kind you had to "park" before shutting down) made squeaking sounds when reading data instead of clicking like they do today.


I could never get TurboCAD to run. :negative:

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Buying a copy of RedHat (and the install manual) at CompUSA in 1997

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Bonzo posted:

Buying a copy of RedHat (and the install manual) at CompUSA in 1997

RedHat in the box was like $60 so I went for the $30 massive third-party Redhat book which included a single CD in the back. It didn't have everything the full distribution had, but at the time (early 2000s) I was running Linux on a 486 with a 1GB drive so I didn't have a lot of room/power for additional programs anyway.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Buying a copy of Netscape navigator 3.0 gold

WescottF1
Oct 21, 2000
Forums Veteran

woodch posted:

I recently watched some stuff about the Captain Midnight and Max Headroom TV signal hacks. Oddity Archive on youtube has pretty decent mini-docs about both of them:

Captain Midnight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkTsoP5v2GM

Max Headroom:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUwt-JFSQx4

Thanks for sending me down that rabbit hole. I spent the entire evening last night watching OA videos. Good stuff!

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
blood was the superior build engine game

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

ColoradoCleric posted:

blood was the superior build engine game

obligatory: GEORGE.TXT

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Bonzo posted:

Buying a Linux distribution

theultimo posted:

Buying a web browser

lol

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

mng posted:

40x? Scrub, you need 52x :smug:

Sounded like a jet engine for a minute every time you booted up with a CD in the tray.

No, non-scrubs had Plextor 40x CAV SCSI drives. 52x IDE CD-ROM drives were the cheap scrub garbage.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
buying a copy of Internet Yellow Pages because search engines had lovely indexes.

Also manually submitting your site to search engines so it could be indexed. SEO in the 90s was pretty much a nightmare.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Casimir Radon posted:

I took a technology class in middle school circa 2002-3. Mostly we were supposed to be learning to type but didn't have an actual typing program, so we just typed ilthe assignments into the OS9 equivalent of notepad.

I usually copy-pasted my work, then proceeded to read textfiles about phreaking and hacking. Somewhat blissfully unaware that most of this stuff was likely long obsolete by that point.

There were also textfiles that were pretty much anarchist cookbook-lite. Ostensibly supposed to be pranks, most of that stuff probably would have gotten you into tons of legal trouble if you ever tried it. Probably not something I should have been exploring on a school computer a few years after Columbine. Have to wonder how the kids who spent all their time typing this poo poo up in the first place turned out.

I had to take a typing class in school that was similar but i knew how to type so instead I installed half-life and played on mute. Another kid noticed and wanted it by the end of the schoolyear we hd a pretty solid LAN deathmatch group going. Actually learned a lot that way. Teacher probably knew and just didnt give a fux

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

ColoradoCleric posted:

blood was the superior build engine game

All of the big four Build games were pretty rad, actually! Duke 3d, Blood, Shadow Warrior and Redneck Rampage were all great fun.

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010

Tumble posted:

All of the big four Build games were pretty rad, actually! Duke 3d, Blood, Shadow Warrior and Redneck Rampage were all great fun.

Lost countless hours to all of them except Redneck Rampage. Think it's hold up to a playthrough now? Also the original Hexen was so loving badass at the time.

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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PinkoBastard posted:

Lost countless hours to all of them except Redneck Rampage. Think it's hold up to a playthrough now?

Not a chance. Duke, Wang, and Blood are still fun to play, but RR did not age nearly as well.

PinkoBastard posted:

Also the original Hexen was so loving badass at the time.

Hexen ran on the Doom engine, not Build

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