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Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


That earlier warning against horseplay really cowed him.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

I'd been waiting for a sequel to the 1958 classic Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I'd been waiting for a sequel to the 1958 classic Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

I was hoping for Dog on a Hot Plate, but we cannot have everything.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

According to Rotten Tomatoes it's dead equal with Catwoman but worse than all those others. Even Howard the Duck and Jonah Hex and Steel scored better.
No one really cares what scores Rotten Tomatoes gives to movies but the only other option would be to discuss our opinions and we all know that's a pointless endeavour so whatcha gonna do? :shrug:

(The actual worst ever superhero movie is Son Of The Mask.)

Howard the Duck was and still is an excellent movie.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

:nws: for duck titties http://i.imgur.com/sntldsp.jpg

Somebody has a new favorite as of 22:01 on Jan 7, 2016

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Hoof on a roof

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


Is this at the Cleveland Museum of Natural History, or is it a pretty common joke among entomologists?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Ugh Broadway sequels.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jesus, that's an awesome headline.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I know that goat. Accurate as gently caress headline.

Coleridge49
May 8, 2007

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth
Firefox has suffered stack overflow.

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.
Fennennec foxoxes :3:

Bad Sneakers
Sep 4, 2004

me irl

Eww. Who has wallpaper in a bathroom?

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Bad Sneakers posted:

Eww. Who has wallpaper in a bathroom?

Probably the same folks who have carpet in the bathroom.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

VendaGoat posted:

I know that goat. Accurate as gently caress headline.

Go on...

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Well, there's this Goat, Se.....

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

hooah posted:

Probably the same folks who have carpet in the bathroom.

This girl I dated had almost like a shag rug in her bathroom. Granted it felt awesome as hell when you got out of the shower, but I don'teven want to think about how often it would have to be washed to keep it from becoming a gigantic mildew/moss circle.

MoreLikeTen
Oct 21, 2012

The farmer's mistake was believing he had any control over his life.

Jamesman posted:

No but this is.



Aren't we all?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I really don't think Chuck Tingle can ever top the title "Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt'".

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Where can he possibly go from here?

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Stoatbringer posted:

Where can he possibly go from here?

All the way down.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Stoatbringer posted:

Where can he possibly go from here?

There's always another butt in need of a pounding.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Thump! posted:

There's always another butt in need of a pounding.

And when Tingle saw the breadth of his bibliography he wept, for there were no more butts to be pounded.

TheRecogScene
Aug 22, 2010

I'm gonna miss you when you're gone.

Marta Velasquez posted:

Has anyone actually read a Chuck Tingle book?

I believe they're roughly two to six pages long on average, and somebody posted one earlier in this thread (though it was a while back and I can't remember if it was this thread for sure). I think they sell decently well. It's probably a good supplemental income for what I imagine can't be more than five hours work per story (and that's assuming he edits and puts effort into finding images to compile his covers and doesn't just throw together whatever happens).

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Tiggum posted:

That's a pretty big claim. Worse than Catwoman? Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance? Elektra?

Definitely worse.

I mean, the movie loving ends with "What should we call ourselves?" "Durr, here are three stupid names." "No way, those are dumb." "Look at our lab, it's just FANTASTIC!" "What did you say?!" "I said it's FANTASTIC!" "Guys, I just figured out our name!"


Seriously, gently caress that movie so hard. gently caress that movie and Dr. Dooms aluminum foil armor.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Solice Kirsk posted:

And when Tingle saw the breadth of his bibliography he wept, for there were no more butts to be pounded.

My name is chuck tingle, look upon my works, ye mighty, and tremble!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Y'allahu Akbar, everybody! Yee-haw!



Lebanese pal tells me the label says "Chinese zodiac."

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



NotAnArtist posted:

My name is chuck tingle, look upon my works, ye mighty, and tremble!

Culus delenda est

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Tim over at https://www.distortedview.com often reads Chuck's work on his podcast. Really NSFW though... Which you can probably guess because he reads gay erotica.

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

Solice Kirsk posted:

And when Tingle saw the breadth of his bibliography he wept, for there were no more butts to be pounded.

"Pounded in the butt by the physical personification of my despair at having no new butts left to pound"

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

It was Flav-R-Aid :colbert:

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Wikipedia's Spotted Dick article posted:

The word was widely used as a term for pudding in the 19th century; in late 19th century Huddersfield, for instance, a glossary of local terms described "Dick, plain pudding. If with treacle sauce, treacle dick."

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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

whiteyfats posted:

It was Flav-R-Aid :colbert:

That's the punchline.

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