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TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
its charles bronson x3

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TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
also from the site those pictures are from





lmao

TheIllestVillain fucked around with this message at 12:43 on Jan 7, 2016

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Fat Lowtax posted:

We found some old family postcards. I...I have bog blood.

I thought they were Swedish :(

you sure they're not finlandssvenskar? :ohdear:

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.
So I see everyone in this thread going on about Finns being suicidal. Hungarians have one of the biggest suicide rates in the world. Finnish and hungarian are weirdly closely related, even though they're thousands of miles away, and non-indo-europeN. What gives, people?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Mr Underhill posted:

So I see everyone in this thread going on about Finns being suicidal. Hungarians have one of the biggest suicide rates in the world. Finnish and hungarian are weirdly closely related, even though they're thousands of miles away, and non-indo-europeN. What gives, people?

I bet it has to do with Mongolian ancestry or something, those silly suicidal mongols.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Mr Underhill posted:

So I see everyone in this thread going on about Finns being suicidal. Hungarians have one of the biggest suicide rates in the world. Finnish and hungarian are weirdly closely related, even though they're thousands of miles away, and non-indo-europeN. What gives, people?

it is very likely those crude, labyrinthine languages rewire brain neurons in a weakly Sinneslöschen way, yes

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

hard counter posted:

it is very likely those crude, labyrinthine languages rewire brain neurons in a weakly Sinneslöschen way, yes

There's a guy in the d&d euro thread arguing that 2nd generation kids knowing arabic primes them to become terrorists

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
There's a Finnish couple my wife and I know from our yoga class. We went out to dinner with them a couple weeks ago and the husband says he doesn't really drink and now I'm unsure of what's going on with reality.

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

There's a Finnish couple my wife and I know from our yoga class. We went out to dinner with them a couple weeks ago and the husband says he doesn't really drink and now I'm unsure of what's going on with reality.
his mother or father is an alcoholic

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

DeepQantas posted:

his mother or father is an alcoholic

I kind of assumed that was 100% of Finnish children.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

There's a Finnish couple my wife and I know from our yoga class. We went out to dinner with them a couple weeks ago and the husband says he doesn't really drink and now I'm unsure of what's going on with reality.

It means he does his drinking at home.

Alone, preferably.

daemonsultan
Dec 28, 2004

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

It means he does his drinking at home.

Alone, preferably.
And drinks a lot. Can't tell his wife, though, so his house is like Millennium Falcon. It's filled with secret lockers and compartments. No wonder many Finns want to build their own houses.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Adventure Pigeon posted:

i want to see a finnish remake of national lampoon's vacation

this could be the theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

Love heals all wounds. We hope you continually carry love in your heart. Today and always, may loving memories bring you peace, comfort, and strength. We sympathize with the family of (Name). We shall never forget you in our prayers and thoughts. I am at a loss for words during this sorrowful time.

How can you tell a Finn is an extrovert?

When he talks to you he looks at *your* shoes.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
my psychiatrist is finnish and she's cool AF. she talks in the typical finnishswedish accent and it warms my heart

i lobe u finlend

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I outsauna'd a finn today


Swedish supermacy wins the day again

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text
well nobody wants to be in a sauna when the other guy has an erection

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
erections always enhance the experience

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord
I went to a sauna the other day, but it was public and we had our clothes on. Does the experience change when you're naked?

Zzulu posted:

erections always enhance the experience

oooh

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
why the gently caress were you clothed?????

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord
It was a public place, a community swimming pool unisex and there were children present. While Finns may go nude in such scenarios, if I did the result would be becoming a registered sex offender.

Risky Bisquick fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Jan 12, 2016

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
at the very most you enter a sauna with a towel around your waist

any more than that and you should just drown yourself in a bog

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord
swim trunks or swim suits = clothes, is this acceptable bog men/ladies (are there bog ladies?)

kissekatt
Apr 20, 2005

I have tasted the fruit.

jm20 posted:

swim trunks or swim suits = clothes, is this acceptable

Depends, is your swim trunk/suit a towel around your waist? Otherwise, no.

quote:

bog men/ladies (are there bog ladies?)
We're all bög down here.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Come, and be bög with us

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

kissekatt posted:

We're all bög down here.

Does this mean that Finns have perpetual swamp-rear end?

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

a bone to pick posted:

Does this mean that Finns have perpetual swamp-rear end?

it's not just the rear end

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





jm20 posted:

(are there bog ladies?)

j.peeba
Oct 25, 2010

Almost Human
Nap Ghost

Hogge Wild posted:

there's only so much room on bus stops:


You can tell that it's cold when people huddle together for warmth.

There's barely 1m of space between some of the people!

ZombieJesus
Feb 26, 2005

He died for your sins, he rose for your BRAINS

j.peeba posted:

You can tell that it's cold when people huddle together for warmth.

There's barely 1m of space between some of the people!

Hahaha jfc finland

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals

Adventure Pigeon posted:

i want to see a finnish remake of national lampoon's vacation

And here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6H8CruHjEg
And those two guys are pretty much the biggest movie stars in finland, the fatter one is a legendary actor, musician and comedian.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

j.peeba posted:

You can tell that it's cold when people huddle together for warmth.

There's barely 1m of space between some of the people!

i think im in that picture. far laft

larkko
Oct 4, 2008

Pictured: Bogmen taking part in a friendly bog swimming competition in the wintertime.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011


actually that's from last june

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

j.peeba posted:

You can tell that it's cold when people huddle together for warmth.

There's barely 1m of space between some of the people!

Pretty sure that's during summer.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

j.peeba posted:

You can tell that it's cold when people huddle together for warmth.

There's barely 1m of space between some of the people!

Finland is a strange place since it doesn't even have a friendzone

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Finland is cool.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

etalian posted:

Finland is a strange place since it doesn't even have a friendzone

There's only two zones. "Over there" and "within stabbing range".

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Hello I'm the only actual Finnish poster from Finland Proper on the forums.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQGdbWrAIGE

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