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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

The proverbial cow finally came home.

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china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop



e: how is there not a kool-aid man loss edit

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Of course Kool-Aid man would massacre that sign.

Minges
May 4, 2006
'Cause everybody hates a tourist

I'm the 60-pack of tuna in oil with red peppers.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

CobiWann posted:

That's the punchline.

I'll allow this.

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx
I've got a cold and the only cure is more cowroof.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

CobiWann posted:

That's the punchline.

:mmmhmm:

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

In the 21st century, treacle dick usually results in a penicillin shot.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Bacontotem posted:

This is called an office job.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
These are Tingle's magic words

Don't steal them!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Hoover Dam posted:

Lebanese pal tells me the label says "Chinese zodiac."

The mystery deepens!

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

WarpedNaba posted:

These are Tingle's magic words

Don't steal them!



quote:

Buck Trungle has released a brand new tale of hardcore gay erotica, but could the story itself be too powerful to contain within the realm of mere words?

When Josh receives a link to the story marked “not safe for work” he somehow manages to keep his curiosity at bay while still in the office. His friend, however, is not so lucky. Soon enough, Josh finds the very fabric of time and space ripping apart in a homosexual mystery that will change the fate of his entire universe, and ours.

Warning: Once you learn the secrets held within, there is no turning back.

This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay reaction action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and personified emotion love.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


This is perfect.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

This has awakened something dark inside of me.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Holy poo poo. I shouldn't be laughing this hard at five am.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Bast Relief posted:

I've got a cold and the only cure is more cowroof.

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009


Stop posting pics from Fallout 4.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



CobiWann posted:

This has awakened something dark inside of me.

Careful, those feelings might just start a pounding!

FirstPlayer
Jan 1, 2007

Beat me up and earn
fifteen respect points

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I thought that the Cosby movie "Leonard Part 6" was bad with a 9% Tomatometer! Wow, Son of the Mask must really suck.
ed: Apparently there are a shitload of movies on rottentomatoes that have a 0% rating.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_with_a_0%25_rating_on_Rotten_Tomatoes

I had no idea The Big Green was so poorly received; I loved it as a kid. It was cheesy 90s 'kids sports team' fare but it really didn't seem particularly awful. :(

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Jamesman posted:

No but this is.



imagine two balls at the edge of your butthole... time works the same way

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

imagine two balls at the edge of your butthole... time works the same way

Imagine four balls on the edge of a bed.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

CobiWann posted:

That's the punchline.

Oh, you.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

If you didn't want the cow up there then you shouldn't have left the ladder up.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



FirstPlayer posted:

I had no idea The Big Green was so poorly received; I loved it as a kid. It was cheesy 90s 'kids sports team' fare but it really didn't seem particularly awful. :(

Anything with only five reviews like it probably doesn't give you a good idea of critical consensus. It's probably a situation where it's just a not good movie that doesn't have enough attention for people to go back and write reviews of it for Rotten Tomatos to add.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
Chuck Tingle owns. I hope people legitimately masturbate to his books somewhere.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Firstborn posted:

Chuck Tingle owns. I hope people legitimately masturbate to his books somewhere.

Do you have to even ask?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Firstborn posted:

Chuck Tingle owns. I hope people legitimately masturbate to his books somewhere.

If it's illegitimate masturbation, well, the body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


I wish Mrs. O'Leary would just keep her cow in the shed like everyone else.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Firstborn posted:

Chuck Tingle owns. I hope people legitimately masturbate to his books somewhere.
Pounded in the Butt by the Hope That People Are Masturbating to My Books About Being Pounded in the Butt

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Pastry of the Year posted:

If it's illegitimate masturbation, well, the body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

:wow:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Solice Kirsk posted:

If you didn't want the cow up there then you shouldn't have left the ladder up.

Maybe they left the ladder up on purpose. Makes u think

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Picnic Princess posted:

Maybe they left the ladder up on purpose. Makes u think

Its probably some roofing company thats going around to all the farms just to drum up business. Those shysters!

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
how did the cow get up there?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Beige posted:

how did the cow get up there?



Duh.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Beige posted:

how did the cow get up there?

The ladder. The real question is who put it there? :tinfoil:

You
Oct 6, 2009

Solice Kirsk posted:

The ladder. The real question is who put it there? :tinfoil:

The cow. How else was it supposed to get on the roof?

Beige
Sep 13, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP2gWT9vRxo

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Its like the quintessential PUA Ladder mascot.

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Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Looking forward to the upcoming book "Pounded in the butt by the inexplicable parodic fanart of my previous works."

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