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Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Well it is DC so...

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


But the troll smiley is white so...

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer
It has black lines, you're obviously a black hating racist cop on a power trip.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Maybe it's a mixed race thing. :nsa:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


The cone nippled people are the master race of this planet.

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.
He used a black font color, clearly a dogwhistle :colbert:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


It's white on my phone, Awful App black screen supremacy.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
If you ain't YOPOSing the app you are doing it wrong.

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

JayKay posted:

For our training, we were allowed to cover 1 eye with a hand and they then sprayed across your face hitting your non covered eye.

You then had to:
1. Make an officer in trouble radio call
2. Run 10-20 yards to an instructor who had a DT Pad and do 10x knee strikes both knees
3. Run another 10-20 to an instructor with pad and do 10x baton strikes, both hands
4. Run another 10-20 to an instructor with a pad and do 10x elbow strikes, both arms.
5. Run 10-20 and prone a fellow student out at gun point and take them into custody.

Once they were cuffed, you were able to go to a decon station.

I had bull like strands of snot coming out of my nose after being sprayed.

In my 7+ years, I've never deployed my pepperspray because gently caress that poo poo.

We sat on the floor crying and complaining about how painful PAVA is

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Our training consisted of trying not to get the shower water to hit your balls.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Untagged posted:

Our training consisted of trying not to get the shower water to hit your balls.

Hey retard, get on steam. Thanks.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

My training consisted of watching an instructor spray a paper target with an inert spray.

My first exposure was in a cramped housing stairway when the fuckin' dipshit I was working with doused both me the perp in was fighting with and then ran into the hallway before he was overcome by the fumes leaving me and the second officer with me to subdue said miscreant.

After we were both seen by EMS Both the perp and I agreed that officerpeppers pray deserved a serious rear end kicking.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Its a well established rule among the guys I work with that if you pepper spray someone and your colleagues get hit by it, they have free reign to punch you.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Our rule was if you spray the perp you transport him in your car.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
We did a few minutes of mild exercise to 'simulate' fighting, then stood in formation and got CS gassed. Then we had to do some star jumps while frothing at the mouth. Most of us then picked up the foam batons and started twatting eachother.

Then came the shower where you have to keep your pants on, a big biohazard sign was on the changing room door so people didn't get accidentally gassed. Naturally I kept my T-shirt covered with CS crystals and wiped it in my brothers face when he finished driving me home.

CS doesn't hurt as much as PAVA I'm told (and won't work on dogs, badgers or horses, we have a big problem with wild mustangs and badger stags assaulting people in Central London) but it hangs in the air and contaminates a whole area so I probably got gassed 6-7 times by other officers.

Never Scroll
Aug 15, 2008

My academy pepper spray training:

Kneeling, face to the sky, eyes closed.
Instructor soaks a foam brush in a bowl of pepper spray
Instructor wipes brush across recruit's eyes leaving nice pools of spray in the eye sockets
Recruit opens eyes upon order
Recruit hits a bag with a straight baton for 90 seconds
Recruit ground fights an instructor wearing an armor suit for 90 seconds
Recruit has to give a radio transmission with the recruit's name, saying that they were pepper sprayed, calling for cover and giving location with the correct address. (Remaining recruits waiting for their turn are across the complex listening on another radio, LOL).
Your 'backup' arrives and escorts your blind rear end away to the locker room.

Then to the showers and 40 more minutes of hell before the spray wears off.

Awful, awful poo poo. Taser doesn't even come close.

Almost no one in my department carries pepper spray. It is just bad poo poo for all parties involved.

Zombie Defiler
Apr 30, 2005

I don't much care for your negative attitude, mister.
Does dousing /soaking your face in thick whole milk / cream help like some people claim?

I've heard the suggested "remedy" for gettin' pepper spray on you was to shove your face in a bowl of whole milk, soak for a bit til the burning settles, then wash with 25% dawn dish soap 75% water like 20 times or somesuch craziness.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I've never noticed any appreciable recovery effects from milk vs water, I think it's just an old wives tale that's become accepted practice because people associate milk with hot food.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Baby shampoo. Johnson and Johnson no more tears and a waterhose. That will actually wash away some of the oil and is safe to just dump in your eyeballs.

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
Dish detergent is the best thing.


The issue is the oils so you need soap.

JayKay
Sep 11, 2001

And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Baby shampoo. Johnson and Johnson no more tears and a waterhose. That will actually wash away some of the oil and is safe to just dump in your eyeballs.

This and you have to realize that the oil needs to evaporate. So sitting in front of a fan works well after you clean up.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Dawn worked wonders for me, training and the times after. gently caress pepper spray seriously.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I've never noticed any appreciable recovery effects from milk vs water, I think it's just an old wives tale that's become accepted practice because people associate milk with hot food.

Milk does work, its probably less effective on your eyes than in your mouth where you can swish it around and poo poo. No more tears works great for eyes and face though.

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
I've been pepper sprayed twice for each of my jobs. I hope I never go through it again. The second time was the worst because it was in the summer and the instructor made sure you got a good amount of it on you before you did the whole circuit thing.

The worst part for me was the workout they made us do a couple hours afterwards. I would do like 3 pushups before I had to roll around in the grass to cool my face off again. I think that I sweated most of it off during the workout though because the shower wasn't as bad afterwards.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
I found the best thing was a hose of ice cold water pointed directly at my eyeballs

gently caress everything else

gently caress pepper spray that poo poo is the worst

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



DrakeriderCa posted:

gently caress pepper spray that poo poo is the worst

I can't really think of anyone who has a different sentiment.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I kinda want to get pepper sprayed just to see what it's like. Minus the getting arrested part.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I kinda want to get pepper sprayed just to see what it's like. Minus the getting arrested part.

Pm me your address

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I kinda want to get pepper sprayed just to see what it's like. Minus the getting arrested part.

I can arrange for that

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

You guys gonna fly to Hawaii?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Actually, if someone sends me pepper spray, I will post a video of getting pepper sprayed.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

You guys gonna fly to Hawaii?

If you film it and post it I'll send you some real poo poo, not that BS bought at a gun show pepper spray.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
how much worse is pepper spray compared to cs gas?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
CS made me itchy and did bother me for a few minutes but loving OC will ruin your whole day.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Rad Lieutenant posted:

If you film it and post it I'll send you some real poo poo, not that BS bought at a gun show pepper spray.

Address sent.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Mike-o posted:

how much worse is pepper spray compared to cs gas?
CS will make you choke and cough while causing your nose to run severely and your eyes to water pretty bad. After a minute or so of fresh air you're basically ok and good to go.

OC causes intense eye pain and makes it very difficult to open your eyes at all. Any part of your skin that comes in contact with it is going to feel like the worst sunburn you've ever had for hours. These sensations do not stop even after its washed off.

I'd take CS over OC 10/10. gently caress OC.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Jan 8, 2016

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
Got told by a South African buddy of mine that when they wanted to clear a whole nightclub out because there had been a fight or the owner hadn't paid the local Police Chief to stay open that they would empty several cans of CS gas in to the air conditioning intakes on the club roof and watch everyone pour outside.

I wish he would get an account and post about his time in the Police over there, some of his stories are pant-shittingly scary and he was from the *nice part of SA*

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

*nice part of SA*

BYOB?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Ever chop up a jalapeņo and forget to wash your hands before touching your eyes? Depending on the brand OC is 200-500x hotter than that pepper.

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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:toxx: yourself right this second

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