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Booblord Zagats posted:So did you try slamming out the middle one and end up with the left one as a drunken consolation prize? They're all pretty hot actually, but at this point basically like little sisters and I'm still in a relationship because I'm a pussy and my pickup game is weak. To add on to the weirdness of my Somek-experience, it seems I didn't even have the worst night. The guy that woke up on my couch apparently didn't sleep there the entire time. The girls "brought me to bed" at 1am after "I had an emotionless face while wandering around the apartment like a robot looking for my bed". They then spent the next two hours trying to keep the guy on the couch from driving home (which was impossible to begin with since I had taken his keys from him three hours prior) and then trying to escape my apartment to get the chick on the right's apartment for what we assume to be a booty call. Chick was terrified because she was sober and had no idea who was banging on her door at 4am, then "manipulating" the doorknob in what seemed like a break-in attempt. She took a picture of countless huddled footprints in the otherwise pristine snow below her kitchen window and contemplated calling the police before she figured out who it was because he had tried calling her...twenty-five times, leaving voice-messages of barely audible breathing. Somek...not even once.
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I don't see the "racism" in the post that he got a week probation for. He called the dude who shot a chick for not being interested in him a thug. Seems like a pretty accurate description of that behavior.
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Jan 8, 2016 18:57
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yes but you see his name is KUNG FU FIST gently caress and therefore
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yo whip I guess this means you're in it for hildawg?
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Jan 8, 2016 22:06
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Her gunt is bigger than her tits. 
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don'tcha wanna lick that candy cane?
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I posted a hot naked chick and you all talk about that ham villain? what the gently caress
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If you are still a Clinton supporter after that image I don't even know anymore
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Trump, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUNt_jaNoMo
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holocaust bloopers posted:I posted a hot naked chick and you all talk about that ham villain? what the gently caress What have you done this page? 
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Jan 8, 2016 22:26
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I am officially ALL IN on the hilldawg and Lena threesome 
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my guess for kfff would be that "calling black people 'thugs' is some dogwhistle poo poo usually" followed by a "why not just call the dude a waste of space/piece of poo poo/literal human garbage/standard air wing member/anything but what your racist uncle buck calls the local mailman" have a  gif in penance for me talking about that poo poo: http://i.imgur.com/SGwXaFi.gifv
Professor Bling fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Jan 9, 2016 |
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holocaust bloopers posted:
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penance for the orange haired cutter and post lena dunham exposure prophylaxis~ https://36.media.tumblr.com/2306ca96e258874b681a55477dd0487b/tumblr_nq3v81eg6W1spg7rio1_500.jpg https://49.media.tumblr.com/ee80e672a04aaeb9085735f82765612f/tumblr_np5pafH7xo1spg7rio1_400.gif https://45.media.tumblr.com/f94665750d5ec793c94bd934a85a8776/tumblr_nsy1ugoFFr1r083kuo3_400.gif https://49.media.tumblr.com/9da65e95c99534eec5399c2bccd10700/tumblr_np81fxYcRv1spg7rio1_400.gif
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Potential BFF posted:penance for the orange haired cutter and post lena dunham exposure prophylaxis~ What a pretty little cooter
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Duzzy Funlop posted:What a pretty little cooter the word 'cooter' will never not be funny to me
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Jan 9, 2016 01:20
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The first O-2 I hosted for the good cheer program told me 'cooter' meant 'butt' and I lived in that understanding for roughly 4 years, making for some entertaining situation involving Americans that I never understood.
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House rule for Scrabble: if you can successfully play the word "cooter," you win.
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I almost forgot that you guys with Soju Diploma did it just outside the gates You have not experienced hangover until you're the lone white guy in a room full of middle aged Koreans, ALL of whom are feeding you soju shots one after another. People don't understand my visceral hatred towards it now, like "oh, it's not that bad" when they take a shot of it. Take 10 shots, say the same. Now take 30 shots, dehumanize and face to one helluva loving mess and the most crippling hangover of life. The worst part about that poo poo, THE loving WORST, it is mixes with just about everything and becomes invisible. The girls I always partied with would drink soju+lemon, or god help me KiwiSoju (Which is essentially a kiwi smoothie with a gently caress ton of soju in it!) poo poo don't taste like booze. But it fuuuuucks you up for literally pennies.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:The first O-2 I hosted for the good cheer program told me 'cooter' meant 'butt' and I lived in that understanding for roughly 4 years, making for some entertaining situation involving Americans that I never understood. See also, "fanny" involving the English.
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MA-Horus posted:I almost forgot that you guys with Soju Diploma did it just outside the gates I kinda wanna see if I can find one of those $20 gallon plastic jugs of soju somewhere around here now so I can give people firsthand examples of how evil it is.
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Jan 9, 2016 02:46
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Large Asian markets might have them, liquor shops might too but it'll be overpriced 200ml bottles or some bullshit like that
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You can the "fairly" traditional 500ml bottles for 6 bucks in Canada apparently. Still overpriced, but not as bad as here.
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MA-Horus posted:KiwiSoju pro tier soju experience right there.
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Slim Pickens posted:Large Asian markets might have them, liquor shops might too but it'll be overpriced 200ml bottles or some bullshit like that I honestly didn't believe they sold like actual loving gallon jugs of the poo poo, like right in the middle of HomePlus and everything, until my neighbors across the hall had to hide three of them on the exterior fire stairs before a surprise inspection.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:You can the "fairly" traditional 500ml bottles for 6 bucks in Canada apparently. Still overpriced, but not as bad as here. yeah then you get to teach everyone how to flick the tail off of the cap More shots, more soju ughhhhhhh
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i guess i need a new title.
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Mr. Nice! posted:i guess i need a new title. Don't think I'm going out on a limb here saying that Exclamation Marx was being a dick. Anyways it's the weekend and I'm bored. What do you want made?
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Don't think I'm going out on a limb here saying that Exclamation Marx was being a dick. Anyways it's the weekend and I'm bored. What do you want made? Eh I was toasted and probably could have been more creative in what I said but still seriously  at sedan chair being scared of racists.
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Mr. Nice! posted:i guess i need a new title. Holy balls what a dumb thing to ban over.
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I know it's not a big deal and all but I caught a Lady Gaga nip slip in American Horror Story and nobody on the internet seems to have covered this one so I like to think I got the scoop http://i.imgur.com/GPSc0rM.jpg
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TheWhiteNightmare posted:I know it's not a big deal and all but I caught a Lady Gaga nip slip in American Horror Story and nobody on the internet seems to have covered this one so I like to think I got the scoop Eh she already did full frontal in that weird yoga video
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saw star wars finally it was alright.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Eh she already did full frontal in that weird yoga video Yeah that's why the accomplishment rings a little hollow to me
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Big boobs on a fit frame. Hell yes.
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saturday afternoon butt postin http://i.imgur.com/pf8iTYH.jpg
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