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I never bother with the lottery, but everyone in my department started a pool and I don't want to be the last one stuck here picking up the pieces on the off chance they win.
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Wintermutant posted:I never bother with the lottery, but everyone in my department started a pool and I don't want to be the last one stuck here picking up the pieces on the off chance they win. My work did that and we had to sign something promising that we all wouldn't quit at the same time if we won. Everyone signed it, but I don't think anyone would loving honor it at all.
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Jan 8, 2016 20:34
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Little known pro tip: Ask the gas station attendant to print all 40 tickets on separate sheets. They knows it increases the odds. so keenly wink at them as you do so.
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Jan 8, 2016 20:53
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I one time saw two people get into a fight in a gas station over who was next in line for lotto tickets. Like they only give the money to the person that bought it first.
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Jan 8, 2016 20:57
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Pools that purchase multiple tickets are so loving dumb. All my retarded colleagues have one running and they ask each person to pay $10 towards a stack of tickets. Dumb apes don't realize that 1 ticket or 40 tickets is the same single pull of the galactic-odds slot machine. What would be smarter is to find 40 people to pitch in a nickel. If they all win, good for them but I'll buy my own ticket and share the cost with my wife. If I win I will donate 1/2 of the proceeds to improve math and critical thinking courses in all schools.
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Jan 8, 2016 21:00
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Solice Kirsk posted:I one time saw two people get into a fight in a gas station over who was next in line for lotto tickets. Like they only give the money to the person that bought it first. I've seen this because of scratchers. Two women, screaming bloody loving murder in a CoGos because "she took my ticket!" I just wanted a red bull man.
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Jan 8, 2016 21:01
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LOL, one person got mad at me by trying to convince others to not go into the pool and waste their money. It's like a goddamn cult.
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Jan 8, 2016 21:21
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The machine was down at the gas station last night and multiple people in succession got really pissed off and accused the attendant of lying lol.
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Jan 8, 2016 21:23
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Until this leads to someone getting killed for butting in line for a ticket or "stealing my numbers!" we're just barely scraping the schadenfreude surface.
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Jan 8, 2016 21:26
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Wintermutant posted:I never bother with the lottery, but everyone in my department started a pool and I don't want to be the last one stuck here picking up the pieces on the off chance they win. I'm in the office pool for the same reason. gently caress being left behind if everyone else wins 20m or whatever.
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Jan 8, 2016 22:26
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I put in $1 to split a ticket with my coworker. I just used the numbers from that win on the first try screenshot earlier in the thread so I have a fun story to tell about how I picked the numbers after I win. Except the powerball doesn't go up to 33 so I had to pick a different one 
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Jan 8, 2016 22:32
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Fallows posted:i dont know how many possible combinations that is but theres a few rolls of printer stock so ill just do the few thousand most likely winning combos Which combinations are the most likely to win do you think?
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Jan 8, 2016 22:39
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Wintermutant posted:I never bother with the lottery, but everyone in my department started a pool and I don't want to be the last one stuck here picking up the pieces on the off chance they win. Can you imagine how much that would suck, you would be like training all the new people and be like, "Yea, I didn't pitch in to buy lottery tickets, now all my excoworkers are millionaires and I'm a little broke bitch still"
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Jan 8, 2016 22:41
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i rolled the powerballs this morning and my numbers are 'hairy' and 'wrinkly'. hope i won the big bucks!
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Jan 8, 2016 22:44
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Dangerous Mind posted:Since the drawing isn't until Saturday night do you think it could hit like $900M by then? i just paid the idiot tax and its up to 800M. THe women who walked in after me was buying 30 dollars worth of tickets. I'd say theres a very good chance.
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Jan 8, 2016 23:00
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Buying more than one or two tickets is insane to me. But I am buying one and a two for the IL MegaMillions since no one cares about the stupid tiny $150million pay out right now. If I win both I will give the entire MegaMillion Payout to a homeless person or something.
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Jan 8, 2016 23:05
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IF you win a fun thing to do would go to a currency exchange and get whatever is the worst currency to USD in terms of money value so like 5000000 african country bux to every 10 us dollars. Then get like 1000 dollars worth of it and make your friend dance while you toss it around them.Solice Kirsk posted:Buying more than one or two tickets is insane to me. But I am buying one and a two for the IL MegaMillions since no one cares about the stupid tiny $150million pay out right now. If I win both I will give the entire MegaMillion Payout to a homeless person or something. I'm technically homeless and in IL I would use the money to pay off my student loans 
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Jan 8, 2016 23:05
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I'd buy front row season tickets for the spurs and horns. Donate alot of it to some worthy cause, set up my immediate family for life, and then travel forever around the nba and college football schedule so I don't get murdered and hounded by extended family and friends.
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Jan 8, 2016 23:52
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I'd get it all in cash and then burn the pile on live television because gently caress everything.
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Jan 8, 2016 23:54
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If I win I am going to use a whole bunch of different people and donate the equivalent of several million dollars to Bernie. I'll tell him my plan and say he has to keep my pet interests in mind while he's president.
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Jan 8, 2016 23:55
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Hector Beerlioz posted:If I win I am going to use a whole bunch of different people and donate the equivalent of several million dollars to Bernie. I'll tell him my plan and say he has to keep my pet interests in mind while he's president. I think you picked the wrong candidate for this plan.
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Jan 8, 2016 23:57
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Which combinations are the most likely to win do you think? Lmao that's privileged circle k info
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Jan 9, 2016 00:17
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Gonna buy 292 tickets. Then it's just 1 in a million. That's doable.
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Jan 9, 2016 00:38
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No. 6 posted:I think you picked the wrong candidate for this plan. only having a billion dollars isnt going to convince hillary of anything
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Jan 9, 2016 00:45
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PowerBall hit on Wednesday, August 18th, in the year 2,986,151 A.D. You spent $622,818,944.00 on tickets. I'm waiting until the take home amount after taxes is over 1 billion USD before buying my ticket. I can't be bothered before then. I want to be one of those evil billionaires bribing politicians and coming up with stupid platitudes for voters to argue about. Also going to buy a fleet of these: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...smart-taxi.html
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Jan 9, 2016 00:55
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I'm going to win because this is the first time I've ever played the lotto. Reasons: I won my fantasy football league so I'm feeling lucky I found $10 in the parking lot while grocery shopping which I spent on the tickets I quit my job recently because I just couldn't stand the public anymore I'm loving broke I bought my tickets in bumfuck nowhere U.S.A sorry everyone.
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Jan 9, 2016 00:59
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I want to win the lottery so that I can make the world a better place. I want to improve the world because I am filled with spite and hate for the current order and that's where that sends me.
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Jan 9, 2016 01:17
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im gonna buy a few tickets then on sunday wipe my butthole with them
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Jan 9, 2016 01:18
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So what’s the best strategy for winning? Richard Lustig has won big jackpots seven different times. “If you play your own numbers, play them regularly. Every time you lose, you gain a little advantage in the next drawing,” he said.
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Jan 9, 2016 01:51
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I won $4 in the Wednesday drawing, you know what I did with it lol I'm on a roll!
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Jan 9, 2016 01:56
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Roargasm posted:So what’s the best strategy for winning? Richard Lustig has won big jackpots seven different times. Seems legit.
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Jan 9, 2016 02:00
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Here are the #s for Saturday. I demand 10% commission of all your winnings: 1 2 3 4 5 and 1
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Jan 9, 2016 02:05
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Waltzing Along posted:Here are the #s for Saturday. I demand 10% commission of all your winnings: The odds are the same as any other combo, but I would LOVE for one of the bigger pools like this one to get those numbers on the draw. People would loving riot. Well maybe not riot... But be super pissed. I was kind of annoyed when I got a quick pick the last time there was a big pool, and 4 out of my 5 numbers were below 10, the 5th and power number I don't remember. It means nothing but it irked me, like wtf if I was picking my own numbers, I wouldn't have chosen all those low numbers!!! And if I win, I'll probably go the Mr. Burns route and get myself a prank monkey. I hear being super wealthy can be very lonely for some, so my monkey will keep me entertained.
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Jan 9, 2016 02:12
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1700 in PowerBall sales so far tonight, def sold the winner at my store
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Jan 9, 2016 02:43
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I would use the money to buy digg.com and fark.com and rule the internet!!! Also it would be awesome to have other people trim my dog's nails. It's a real pain to do it myself.
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Jan 9, 2016 02:44
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I've bought four Powerball tickets, and I'm honestly terrified of winning. Once I won $5000 on the superbowl pool at the bar I tended at. Thank god I wasn't working. Soon I had to quit. No one would visit me anymore. If they did, the tips were $0 or $1. Later when I would visit, I'd be glared at. I'd see former customers whispering to their friends while pointing a finger in my direction. This was a working class place in a not great area. If I hit Powerball I'd never see these streets again
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Jan 9, 2016 02:46
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I'd hire the cast of Star Trek Voyager to dress up in costume and act in character, and I will roll play as Neelix. This will go on for an entire month.
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Jan 9, 2016 02:47
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i've had to convince my mom two times in the past few days not to blow her cash on the pursuit of wealth help me
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Jan 9, 2016 02:49
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symbolic posted:i've had to convince my mom two times in the past few days not to blow her cash on the pursuit of wealth how many tickets have u bought (so far)
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Chinatown posted:how many tickets have u bought (so far)
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