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Westie
May 30, 2013



Baboon Simulator

This saddens me.

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Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

vyelkin posted:

Also Alexander Litvinenko, who you may remember from such hits as being poisoned with polonium, wrote an entire book talking about the corruption and murder of the FSB and included a section not only on how the security services probably carried out the bombings but also how another bombing in Ryazan was only stopped by accident because some random bystanders and policemen happened to see three FSB agents planting hexogen in the basement of an apartment building, but then it turned out to be all just fine because it was just a training exercise where the FSB planted sacks of sugar (definitely not hexogen everybody and lab tests conducted by the FSB confirmed this so you know it's true) in the apartment building as a training exercise that was never announced to anyone and suspiciously resembled the actual bombings and was taking place just a few days later so really we should all just be glad the security services are on top of their game and go bomb Chechnya for all those other bombings.

Lmao Russia owns

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZAkEfOSKnQ

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
minor miracle tragedy nobody got shot in this

Atticus Bongman
Oct 12, 2009

Westie posted:

This saddens me.

Same. Perhaps it's a decoy headstone and that's actually someone's cache of AK-47s.

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

TheCoach posted:

Yes, i'm :myballs: we can form the council of pribaltika now.

I was born in :myballs:, do I qualify?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




awesome-express posted:

I was born in :myballs:, do I qualify?
yes :patriot:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Pantsuit posted:

Lmao Russia owns

The difference between Russian and USA, is that in Russia all the conspiracy theories are true.

It's important to note that the bombing and punitive military action against Chechnya was one of the big springboards for putin's career.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

It's bizarre that internet people who pride themselves on cynicism when it relates to the west (corporations control everything, lobbying is an i-win button, obama is a puppet etc) actually tend to adore putin and can't wait for him to stick it to isis and prop up some more strongmen unf unf unf

(well I mean it's not really much of a mystery but drat is it annoying)

Strategic Tea fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Jan 9, 2016

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




a really good video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnhYClLfWI8

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS

In the plethora of dashcam vids that have been posted so far, we have seen that Russians do not stop or change course for pedestrians, bycicles, other cars, trucks, buses, trains, power lines, floods, snow banks, sidewalks, holes, missile attacks, meteors, and probably other hazards I'm forgetting. But this, this they stop for.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Putin laughing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ux3oiWELIQ

Putin tells a funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbinNj5cZSg

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Strategic Tea posted:

It's bizarre that internet people who pride themselves on cynicism when it relates to the west (corporations control everything, lobbying is an i-win button, obama is a puppet etc) actually tend to adore putin and can't wait for him to stick it to isis and prop up some more strongmen unf unf unf

(well I mean it's not really much of a mystery but drat is it annoying)

The enemy of my enemy is exactly equal to my friend.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

In russia, Kot on the street, car stops.

In china, Kot on the street and Kot in the pot. People also Kot onto the street.

Westie
May 30, 2013



Baboon Simulator

This... this sounds like Britain?!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Please help me find a video: A car was stopped by a small animal, a weasel or something, and the driver and his wife tried to get the animal out of the way, but it just kept attacking their feet, getting increasingly aggressive.

E: Not sure it was Russian, but I think it was.

steinrokkan fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Jan 9, 2016

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

JaucheCharly posted:

In russia, Kot on the street, car stops.

In china, Kot on the street and Kot in the pot. People also Kot onto the street.

Oooh, Russia thinks it's people.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008


lmao stopping in the left lane on a highway to pick up a kitty. there was some girl around here that did the same thing for some ducklings and she ended up killing some people

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




steinrokkan posted:

Please help me find a video: A car was stopped by a small animal, a weasel or something, and the driver and his wife tried to get the animal out of the way, but it just kept attacking their feet, getting increasingly aggressive.

E: Not sure it was Russian, but I think it was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5935ROQeNDM
this?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

It's not the one I meant, but it's pretty much the same thing.
Thank you!

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

thank you related video, now what does it say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N8wyduC5S8

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




ded posted:

thank you related video, now what does it say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N8wyduC5S8
"it''s going to be alright"
also whoa

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

смешно, спасибо

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Help me find a video too. It's titled something like "Russian truck driver falls asleep". It looks like a dashcam vid of a long straight boring highway, and the truck slowly veers off the road into a field. It keeps going straight toward some trees, but then flies over them because it was actually a plane or helicopter the whole time.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




various cheeses posted:

Help me find a video too. It's titled something like "Russian truck driver falls asleep". It looks like a dashcam vid of a long straight boring highway, and the truck slowly veers off the road into a field. It keeps going straight toward some trees, but then flies over them because it was actually a plane or helicopter the whole time.
found it on some lovely russian video hosting, here's yt mirror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-hOxDw1s4E

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

kalstrams posted:

found it on some lovely russian video hosting, here's yt mirror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-hOxDw1s4E

:hfive:

Westie
May 30, 2013



Baboon Simulator

kalstrams posted:

found it on some lovely russian video hosting, here's yt mirror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-hOxDw1s4E

:perfect:

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I wish they had Teremok here in the US. Those were some drat good pancakes.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

I hope they enjoy their rabies.

So, a Russian Dr. punches a couple of men because they felt up his nurse. One of them died. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/russian-doctor-kills-patient-with-one-punch-a6803941.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imxFWlIY9RQ

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


quote:

a member of the Belogorod Investigations Committee, Yelena Kozyreva, said officials believed there was no malicious intent in the doctor's actions

is life

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

BCR
Jan 23, 2011

Pohl posted:

I hope they enjoy their rabies.

So, a Russian Dr. punches a couple of men because they felt up his nurse. One of them died. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/russian-doctor-kills-patient-with-one-punch-a6803941.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imxFWlIY9RQ

That is why no women in the zone stalker

Archives
Nov 23, 2008

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

What is this poo poo birthday present? It's not potato.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




He's not upset

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Russians discover pepper spray for road rage rampage use, national murder rate finally drops below Syria's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWsJmYNtGiA

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011

Somewhat ironically for the Russia and East Europe thread, we survived the purges :toot:

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
Just remembered my encounter with russian pool table. The balls are bigger and the holes are not so wide as the usual.
I have never sucked so bad in billiard as that night.



Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

waitwhatno posted:

Russians discover pepper spray for road rage rampage use, national murder rate finally drops below Syria's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWsJmYNtGiA

Great video. I like how they're always catching a bit of it themselves.

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khl99ajvVvA

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