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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Needs a ring on the left hand.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

can somebody turn this into the most annoying avatar of all time



googly eyes, shaky, flashing lights, do whatever you can think of

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I love the beer gut on Big Ben

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
You really don't want a gift from big ben

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Ehud posted:

can somebody turn this into the most annoying avatar of all time



googly eyes, shaky, flashing lights, do whatever you can think of

Yah

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


oh my god it's perfect thank you

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Ehud posted:

can somebody turn this into the most annoying avatar of all time



googly eyes, shaky, flashing lights, do whatever you can think of

Staggered close up until it's pixelated with text being, "THAT'S MY FETISH."

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Ehud posted:

oh my god it's perfect thank you

No problem!

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Darth Brooks posted:

I had a request from my wife. She loves country music. She actually asked me to upload it to the thread, glitter facemask and all.



Although if I'm going to do Bama it should be this.


This is my jam

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
dolphins posters should go back to their thematic avs

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Magicpants posted:

dolphins posters should go back to their thematic avs



hahahahahahahahaha

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Shine, the gently caress, on; you guys are my favorite.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Now give him Ariel hair.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Darth Brooks posted:

I had a request from my wife. She loves country music. She actually asked me to upload it to the thread, glitter facemask and all.



Although if I'm going to do Bama it should be this.



Do Lynyrd Skynyrd now!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Magicpants posted:

dolphins posters should go back to their thematic avs



Suh-ving you up a kickin' and a lickin'

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Pops Mgee posted:

Now give him Ariel hair.

I can't, I have way too much other important poo poo to d...yeah ok fine. Bonus hot pink highlights

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.



I considered changing either the team or logo colors to match but it just didn't feel right.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.



Using my template for this.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I wrote a book about the Panthers.

http://www.amazon.com/Fifteen-Unoff...s=fifteen+and+1

give me your three dollars.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

FizFashizzle posted:

I wrote a book about the Panthers.

http://www.amazon.com/Fifteen-Unoff...s=fifteen+and+1

give me your three dollars.

...is the cover an rear end in a top hat?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

FizFashizzle posted:

I wrote a book about the Panthers.

http://www.amazon.com/Fifteen-Unoff...s=fifteen+and+1

give me your three dollars.

quote:

a narrative moxie unmatched by any sports analysis to date

sold

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
I wrote a book too

http://www.amazon.com/Ndamunkong-Suh-Stomped-Balls-Liked/dp/1518864503/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Serious question, how hard is it to make a book for download on Amazon? I thought of getting all the Modernized teams stuff together for a small book (expanding what I wrote, adding pics, doing more research, etc).

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

quote:

Tom Brady was relieved when the court overruled his suspension from the NFL. He was happy to get back to the game and the life that he loved. He thought that he had left Deflategate behind but the guilt still haunts him. The things that used to give him the most pleasure are now just painful reminders of his past scandal. When he tries to eat his favorite vegan ice cream he notices that one of the scoops is smaller than the other. When he has sex with his gorgeous Supermodel wife, Giselle, he notices that one of her breasts is slightly smaller. He is unable to make love to his wife or eat the ice cream that he loves and he is headed for a total nervous breakdown fueled by guilt and the worst case of blue balls he has ever experienced in his life. The guilt of Deflategate plagues Brady all the way into the final game of the season. His performance is suffering. The Patriots are playing the Miami Dolphins where Brady is throwing more pics than even Ryan Tannehill. It looks like Brady’s career is over, but when alpha male Ndamukong Suh gives a dirty stomp on Brady's balls—Brady feels an erotic bliss that can’t be deflated. This is a sexy gay tale that is Indecent Proposal meets Blue Mountain State. The 6,000 word story features: CBT (cock and ball torture), cock ball slapping, foursomes, bi-sexual salad tossing, vegan ice cream, offside hand jobs, cornhusker cock crunching, anal blitzing, roughing the passer (sex act and penalty), and ball shamming.

Go on.....

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

FizFashizzle posted:

I wrote a book about the Panthers.

http://www.amazon.com/Fifteen-Unoff...s=fifteen+and+1

give me your three dollars.

done, uploading to PB

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

FizFashizzle posted:

I wrote a book about the Panthers.

http://www.amazon.com/Fifteen-Unoff...s=fifteen+and+1

give me your three dollars.

I gave you three dollars and five stars and ten golden manbabies and a partridge in a pear tree

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







SUCK MY DICK MATT CHRISTOPHER

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Chilichimp posted:

didn't a goon do this one in the Mike Glennon offseason thing?



Bwa ha ha, that was me.

Somebody remembered :allears:

Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAYQVI4IWz3/

Haha there goes our season!

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Vikings fans at the game probably did this

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-frozen-tears-of-minnesota/

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I am looking forward to your comic when the Eagles hires Coughlin

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I don't think there's going to be any more comic if that happens...

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida


Technically he only made two field goals from far away, one was like 22 yards :v:

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



One day the Vikings will have a draw play comic for something good. :smith:

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

OxySnake posted:

One day the Vikings will have a draw play comic for something good. :smith:

The first one was! And probably another couple depending on your outlook.

Also the last tag on the bandwagon one is amazing.

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014


I appreciate your willingness to make suicide jokes. I wonder how many people have at least tried to off themselves in Draw Plays.

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

FizFashizzle posted:

I wrote a book about the Panthers.

http://www.amazon.com/Fifteen-Unoff...s=fifteen+and+1

give me your three dollars.

I've read the history part and it's super good so far, but the play diagrams are completely unreadable on a black-and-white screen. The red and blue basically become the same color (though squares versus circles make that OK), and the routes just merge into the field color. :(

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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Vontaze was playing for the bad ending

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-cincinnati-bungles/

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