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SubponticatePoster posted:wheredidtheseboltscomefrom.gif The bolt-ons send their regards
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Jan 9, 2016 22:14
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wayfinder posted:The bolt-ons send their regards Bolt-ons? More like bolt-offs. 
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Jan 9, 2016 22:45
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wayfinder posted:The bolt-ons send their regards Oh are you related?
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Jan 9, 2016 23:31
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Jan 10, 2016 00:20
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Jan 10, 2016 00:30
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Wanamingo posted:Alabama is the only state that bans sex toys I'll just add that to the list of reasons Alabama is the stupidest goddamn state.
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Jan 10, 2016 01:02
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I'll just add that to the list of reasons Alabama is the stupidest goddamn state. Well they do allow them. If your doctor signs a note saying you need one. Also if I remember right you can own a maximum of seven.
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Jan 10, 2016 01:05
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the best part of this gif are the shocked faces reflected off the gorilla's chest.
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Jan 10, 2016 01:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQTLqlIYS_c&t=618s
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Jan 10, 2016 01:15
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BouncingBuckyBalls posted:Also if I remember right you can own a maximum of seven. One for each orifice. That should be enough. It's just common sense. Haha, made you count.
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Jan 10, 2016 01:19
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So you know, Roy Moore's latest order in defiance of the US Supreme Court had interesting timing. Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore's son pleads not guilty to drug charges But, given the Moore family's good Christian values, I'm sure the timing is just coincidence.
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Jan 10, 2016 01:42
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Wanamingo posted:Alabama is the only state that bans sex toys Not strictly true, in Georgia it's by county. The shop I worked at in college (Cobb county) got raided by local PD *twice* in three years. They confiscate all the dildos and threaten to jail the manager (me, the second time) and are general complete fuckheads about the whole thing. In Dekalb all the dildo boxes have a giant neon sticker that say "FOR NOVELTY AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY, NOT FOR USE." It's rigoddamndiculous. This was several years back now so maybe things have changed but Georgia so hahaha doubt it.
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Jan 10, 2016 01:56
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This is goddamn adorable.
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Jan 10, 2016 02:25
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13Pandora13 posted:Not strictly true, in Georgia it's by county. The shop I worked at in college (Cobb county) got raided by local PD *twice* in three years. They confiscate all the dildos and threaten to jail the manager (me, the second time) and are general complete fuckheads about the whole thing. In Dekalb all the dildo boxes have a giant neon sticker that say "FOR NOVELTY AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY, NOT FOR USE." It's rigoddamndiculous.  Just when I think the south can't surprise me anymore.
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Jan 10, 2016 02:37
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Depressio111117 posted:
I've lived in Texas all my life. Here's one quick trick to never being surprised ever again: Always assume, no matter how loving stupid the thing you just heard about the South is, that we can and will do something even loving stupider.
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Jan 10, 2016 02:42
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13Pandora13 posted:Not strictly true, in Georgia it's by county. The shop I worked at in college (Cobb county) got raided by local PD *twice* in three years. They confiscate all the dildos and threaten to jail the manager (me, the second time) and are general complete fuckheads about the whole thing. In Dekalb all the dildo boxes have a giant neon sticker that say "FOR NOVELTY AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY, NOT FOR USE." It's rigoddamndiculous. Doesn't Georgia also have like a hundred counties for some reason?
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Jan 10, 2016 02:42
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Coca Koala posted:This is goddamn adorable. I've been laughing at it for 5 minutes. It's so good.
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Jan 10, 2016 02:42
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Henchman of Santa posted:Doesn't Georgia also have like a hundred counties for some reason? "Atlanta" alone falls into two (three?) counties, DeKalb and Fulton. And I think maybe a third but I can't remember anymore.
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Jan 10, 2016 02:56
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13Pandora13 posted:"Atlanta" alone falls into two (three?) counties, DeKalb and Fulton. And I think maybe a third but I can't remember anymore. Is it for gerrymandering? I just wanted to use the word gerrymandering
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Jan 10, 2016 03:02
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How about something gym related that doesn't involve bones going the wrong direction?
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Jan 10, 2016 03:32
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Myrmidongs posted:How about something gym related that doesn't involve bones going the wrong direction? His entire skeleton went the wrong direction there imo
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Jan 10, 2016 03:48
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I've lived in Texas all my life. Here's one quick trick to never being surprised ever again: Always assume, no matter how loving stupid the thing you just heard about the South is, that we can and will do something even loving stupider. This. In Texas you have to do the 'novelty' dodge, as well. Also this happened about 10 miles south of where I live. Must be hard out there for a sex shop owner, these days. Gotta deal with all of this poo poo, and then Amazon comes along.
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Jan 10, 2016 03:55
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The second dog that has the camera locked down with a 1000yd stare is what makes this image.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:03
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Clitch posted:This. It's loving stupid stupid loving 
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Jan 10, 2016 04:18
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Wanamingo posted:That's not actually true anymore, the supreme court invalidated any remaining anti-sodomy laws in 2003 with Lawrence v Texas. well poo poo I can only hope it is still in the uniform code of military justice so that I still had a point
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Jan 10, 2016 04:29
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is it for gerrymandering? Back in the day there was the stipulation that a person should be able to walk to the county seat from anywhere within the county in one day. Because of this there are tons and tons of tiny counties that are more or less impoverished because they're too small to have a reasonable population/tax base unless a city happens to be there. Eventually the government wised up and changed that idea so western states have more sensibly sized counties. Many of which are still dirt poor cause they're inhabited by a dozen ranchers and 12000 cows.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:56
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We have sex/novelty shops here in alabama. I know, I've been in them to buy gay dild-- i mean nitrous whippits
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Jan 10, 2016 05:09
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quote:Includes favorites such as "These guys named D-Money, Smoothie and Shifty" are coming into Maine to "sell heroin" and knock up "young, white girls." I had a social worker in NC named D-money but it was pronounced D-moany. To be fair he did like white people but noone's perfect
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Jan 10, 2016 05:13
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Drunk Driver Dad posted:We have sex/novelty shops here in alabama. I know, I've been in them to buy gay dild-- i mean nitrous whippits Wait, you can't buy a dildo but whippits are fine?
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Jan 10, 2016 05:15
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Yeah whippits good
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Jan 10, 2016 05:16
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Whippits REAL good
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Jan 10, 2016 05:17
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Birb Katter posted:Wait, you can't buy a dildo but whippits are fine? thats what i'm saying. the dildos were there for purchase by anyone. but since im hugely straight and like to party I was there to get the whippits. But seriously, I do think it's some kind of loophole laws because I've heard of cops loving with them before here as well. Maybe similar to those "not for human consumption" loopholes the fake weed went through the last few years.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:20
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Arrath posted:Back in the day there was the stipulation that a person should be able to walk to the county seat from anywhere within the county in one day. Because of this there are tons and tons of tiny counties that are more or less impoverished because they're too small to have a reasonable population/tax base unless a city happens to be there. 159 counties, more than any state except Texas. Each with their own education system, local authorities, sheriffs/law enforcement, court systems, sales taxes, and wide latitude in how laws are enforced. This is why Atlanta's transit system (MARTA) is almost entirely useless - to get out to the suburbs where a lot of people live, it would have to cross into 5 or 6 counties, instead of the two that approved it when it was first founded in 1971. These outlying counties are very white and often affluent, and most of the areas served by MARTA tend to be black and impoverished. A third county joined in 2014.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:21
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Mans posted:the best part of this gif are the shocked faces reflected off the gorilla's chest. I think they're actually reflected off the glass.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:26
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If I recall from the last time that gif popped up in one of these threads, the gorilla did that because some idiot kid was beating his chest at him.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:42
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Kay Kessler posted:If I recall from the last time that gif popped up in one of these threads, the gorilla did that because some idiot kid was beating his chest at him. You can see it in the reflection. Little girl doing it.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:51
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Myrmidongs posted:How about something gym related that doesn't involve bones going the wrong direction? I don't understand how this crossfit exercise is supposed to work.
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C.M. Kruger posted:I don't understand how this crossfit exercise is supposed to work. It's not.
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