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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Floof Tank.

http://i.imgur.com/xJgLa0i.webm

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZeGW61-zQg

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Apparently Max the Cockatoo used to live with someone who owned a police scanner when he was a baby and he's mimicking it. Really though, that bird needs an exorcism more than a trip to the vet.

No kidding, if I heard that angry grumbling in a dark house, I'd poo poo my pants :stare:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Ozz81 posted:

No kidding, if I heard that angry grumbling in a dark house, I'd poo poo my pants :stare:

There was a goddamn hilarious story on the internet a few years back about a bird whose owner played a lot of zombie games. And happily imitated those noises all night while at the vet for some reason or other. All I remember for certain was him getting a note with something along the lines of "night janitor quit, all the animals are scared shitless, TAKE HIM BACK." I'll see if I can find it once I get home.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Chili posted:

Kittens were exceptionally cute today. They're going for their checkup tomorrow and I suspect we're going to be saying goodbye to a couple of them as they may have made adoption weight.

They're all pretty much fully socialized at this point. We can hold them like babies, on their backs, in our hands for minutes at a time. That's pretty much the litmus test for adoption readiness.

Here's some of the better shots of the week:

Tiny mauling my knee:




Hans keeping my insomniac rear end company while I watch movies at midnight:



Gadget wondering WHAT THE gently caress IS THAT?!



Do your other cats interact with the kittens much?

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Malachite_Dragon posted:

There was a goddamn hilarious story on the internet a few years back about a bird whose owner played a lot of zombie games. And happily imitated those noises all night while at the vet for some reason or other. All I remember for certain was him getting a note with something along the lines of "night janitor quit, all the animals are scared shitless, TAKE HIM BACK." I'll see if I can find it once I get home.

Great, now I'm trying to find the old PI thread where someone posted about having inherited a very elderly parrot whose main vocal repertoire was chainsmoker-esque coughing noises and racial slurs. It was maybe the best thread in the history of PI.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

McDragon posted:

Is it Max who also says things like "I want a divorce" and "I'm calling my lawyer" or is that another famous youtube Cockatoo?

Either way he's pretty great. And a huge handful by the looks of things.


Ozz81 posted:

No kidding, if I heard that angry grumbling in a dark house, I'd poo poo my pants :stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAqsDZQQrc4
Watch from the 2-minute mark :munch:.

Lywinis
Nov 5, 2007

I can bench more than you.

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009

for some reason these two seem like a match made in heaven.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

you know how its cute when a puppy nibbles on your fingers with its little puppy teef :3:

well now its a bear and my hands are trying to retreat into my elbows :catstare:

Night Danger Moose
Jan 5, 2004

YO SOY FIESTA

Pringle, that is your cozy. Gobi, you know you're not allowed in the bedroom...

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
is it ok to psot animals if theyre inbred

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
That bear seems like that buddy of yours who gets really emotional drunk and just won't stop trying to hug you going "yer like a bruvver to me man I love youse", only now the buddy weighs half a ton and has claws the size of bowie knives.

Still adorable though :3:

Unrelated, here's a corgi in a snow tunnel
http://i.imgur.com/hYIcaez.webm

EDIT: Actually that was the wrong link, but I'll leave it there because it's adorable too.

HERE is a corgi in an actual snow tunnel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REM3sD7FatY

Nordick has a new favorite as of 17:58 on Jan 9, 2016

Graviija
Apr 26, 2008

Implied, Lisa...or implode?
College Slice
This is pretty adorable, but it also served as a reminder of how absolutely loving enormous brown bears can get, god drat. :stare:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

A bear has you pinned against a log and you have your hand in its mouth do you

(a) mess your pants
(b) revert into a blubbering mess of tears
(c) giggle about it

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

Spoeank posted:

A bear has you pinned against a log and you have your hand in its mouth do you

(a) mess your pants
(b) revert into a blubbering mess of tears
(c) giggle about it

Things are different in Russia.

Ra-amun
Feb 25, 2011
They're speaking english, but yeah, Russians seem to love their bears.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
I don't care what they're speaking, everything about that video tells me its in Russia. Whole thing was probably filmed on a dashcam while slavsquatting on the roof ledge of an abandoned apartment block. Also they are drunk on vodka and a man is just scratching the back of a friggin bear

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

Minarch posted:

I don't care what they're speaking, everything about that video tells me its in Russia. Whole thing was probably filmed on a dashcam while slavsquatting on the roof ledge of an abandoned apartment block. Also they are drunk on vodka and a man is just scratching the back of a friggin bear

Blyat!

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Ra-amun posted:

They're speaking english, but yeah, Russians seem to love their bears.
The bear also looks pretty happy about the head scratches and back rub.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
Bunny sleepy

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Today has sucked and isn't likely to get much better. Pictures of cute armadillos or pangolins would be appreciated.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Those floofs are magnificent:allears::kimchi:

TheDart
Jan 7, 2010

Just learned that one of my two fourteen year old Maine Coons, who was feeling stellar two days ago, needs to be put down.

Please bring me your fluffiest kittens.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




drrockso20 posted:

Those floofs are magnificent:allears::kimchi:
Enjoy.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

TheDart posted:

Just learned that one of my two fourteen year old Maine Coons, who was feeling stellar two days ago, needs to be put down.

Please bring me your fluffiest kittens.

I'm so sorry. Here's our local fluff Rosemary being completely ridiculous:

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Today has sucked and isn't likely to get much better. Pictures of cute armadillos or pangolins would be appreciated.

Boy have I got a treat for you: http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a8ML7PO_460sv.mp4

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Knuckle Sammich
May 4, 2009
Not a Maine Coon but he's pretty fluffy.

AWWW YISSSS
/

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009




This is my family's Maine Coon Ruby. You can't see in this shot but she is teensy for her breed and has the most pitiful meows, which sometimes are totally silent (Usually when begging at the table).

coolusername
Aug 23, 2011

cooltitletext
Sir Henry Cat started out tiny, and is now part-giant floof (pictured cuddling with his best lady friend, Sophie).

Aquila
Jan 24, 2003

Malachite_Dragon posted:

pangolins would be appreciated.

My pictures from the San Diego Zoo, according to them, the only Pangolin in a US Zoo:



Yes, he's wrapped his tail around his keeper:



:3:

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Here is my parents' fluffy cat

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

FutonForensic posted:

Here is my parents' fluffy cat



Is this cat pining? She looks downright wistful.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Aquila posted:

My pictures from the San Diego Zoo, according to them, the only Pangolin in a US Zoo:



Yes, he's wrapped his tail around his keeper:



:3:

Zoo pics, cool pics :cool:

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Chili posted:

Well we named all the kittens that we're fostering, and I thought I had it down.

This was me trying to show off my memory of which kitten is which.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW6jzdsIsnY

All of them are tiny though.

FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 05:32 on Jan 10, 2016

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

I lost it at 3:10 when Max booked it for the kitchen, that bird's definitely insane :xd:

To contribute - elderly lady trying out a VR headset for the first time
http://www.fox26houston.com/news/you-re-clicking-it/70173044-story

that laugh :3:

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Antivehicular posted:

Is this cat pining? She looks downright wistful.

It's a he, and he's just fat, old an very photogenic

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TheDart
Jan 7, 2010

Thanks for the fluffies, y'all.

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