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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I have taken Amadeus on the subway before but that is far less impressive than a goddamn horse.

Well obviously. People are supposed to be on the train.

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Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I have taken Amadeus on the subway before but that is far less impressive than a goddamn horse.

It's OK, it's just Ireland.

The horse's owner was drunk, the guys driving the tram were drunk, the team passengers were drunk, and the horse was drunk

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Carmant has a new favorite as of 16:02 on May 26, 2023

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

This is like one of those "last thing a victim sees before they wake up chained to a pole in a basement" shots from a horror movie or police procedural.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

The Mentalizer posted:

This is like one of those "last thing a victim sees before they wake up chained to a pole in a basement" shots from a horror movie or police procedural.

Couldn't quite put my finger on it, but there it is.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



Y'all got any more of them pixels?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

That's been posted before!

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

The Mentalizer posted:

This is like one of those "last thing a victim sees before they wake up chained to a pole in a basement" shots from a horror movie or police procedural.

I was thinking more like the last photo of a person taken before they were found dead and cut into pieces before being thrown into a river.

schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



Kitchner posted:

I was thinking more like the last photo of a person taken before they were found dead and cut into pieces before being thrown into a river.

What is it with you and throwing people into bodies of water?

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

schnickety scribe posted:

What is it with you and throwing people into bodies of water?

I'm half merman, which makes me a quarter fish I guess?

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

Why'd you tell those 12 year olds to kill their friend?

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

Kitchner posted:

I was thinking more like the last photo of a person taken before they were found dead and cut into pieces before being thrown into a river.

I think it's the smile that strikes me more as perpetrator instead of victim. It adds a bit of a "hope you told your mom you love her" vibe to the picture.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

There's a guy who takes his budgie on the bus I usually take, it likes to sit on the cord you pull to ring the bell. He will often let the bird sit on strollers too so kids have something fun happen on the horrid, smelly vehicle.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

The Mentalizer posted:

This is like one of those "last thing a victim sees before they wake up chained to a pole in a basement" shots from a horror movie or police procedural.

It's more like a Jandek album cover if he had been born in 1976 and started making industrial music in the late 90s.

Skypizza
Dec 19, 2015

Geek
ello








Dexter is that you?

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink


Monta Ellis?

You
Oct 6, 2009

Picnic Princess posted:

There's a guy who takes his budgie on the bus I usually take, it likes to sit on the cord you pull to ring the bell. He will often let the bird sit on strollers too so kids have something fun happen on the horrid, smelly vehicle.

Is it smelly because it's a mobile petting zoo?

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Birds are not smelly :colbert:

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Birds are not smelly :colbert:

You typically can't smell your own kind, so you really aren't qualified to say. :colbert:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

RFC2324 posted:

You typically can't smell your own kind, so you really aren't qualified to say. :colbert:

Did...

Did you just call Literally A Bird Smelly?

You
Oct 6, 2009

VendaGoat posted:

Did...

Did you just call Literally A Bird Smelly?

Literally A Smelly Bird

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

VendaGoat posted:

Did...

Did you just call Literally A Bird Smelly?

No, I said she wasn't qualified to judge how birds smell, since she is Literally a Bird herself.

Do you think cows think they are smelly?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

RFC2324 posted:

No, I said she wasn't qualified to judge how birds smell, since she is Literally a Bird herself.

Do you think cows think they are smelly?

I don't think cows care how Literally A Bird smells.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

VendaGoat posted:

I don't think cows care how Literally A Bird smells.

Shows how much you know about cows.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

popewiles posted:

Shows how much you know about cows.

Yeah, they won't loving shut up about it.

MOooOOooooOO!

Means "Wow I still can't get over how much birds stink" in cow talk

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

MOD SASS :saddowns:

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Blame the beef

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

popewiles posted:

Monta Ellis?

Matt Garza

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Trust me when I say that cows care very much about their scent.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

MooCowlian posted:

Trust me when I say that cows care very much about their scent.

I love it when these things happen. :allears:

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Humans can tell when other humans smell though

FreshFeesh
Jun 3, 2007

Drum Solo
It's the day of our annual Installation of Officers at the local Lodge. Back in the saddle I go...

schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



FreshFeesh posted:

It's the day of our annual Installation of Officers at the local Lodge. Back in the saddle I go...


Are you British? Because you look incredibly British. It might just be the suit, though...

FreshFeesh
Jun 3, 2007

Drum Solo

schnickety scribe posted:

Are you British? Because you look incredibly British. It might just be the suit, though...

California born and raised

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Looking good brother. Been a few months since I made it to lodge.

You
Oct 6, 2009

FreshFeesh posted:

California born and raised

Yet you still look dapper. :britain:

FreshFeesh
Jun 3, 2007

Drum Solo

LingcodKilla posted:

Looking good brother. Been a few months since I made it to lodge.
I need to catch up on the A/T thread, it has a few thousand unread posts I should read. This will be my first term as Secretary following a two year stint of glorious zero responsibility after my two years as Master in 2012-2013.

You posted:

Yet you still look dapper. :britain:
:wiggle:

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
I take exception to the fact that all it takes to look British is a suit :colbert:

Unless it's a track suit and then maybe you have a point.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


FreshFeesh posted:

I need to catch up on the A/T thread, it has a few thousand unread posts I should read. This will be my first term as Secretary following a two year stint of glorious zero responsibility after my two years as Master in 2012-2013.

:wiggle:

I couldnt keep up with the thread after I went active duty for 8 months.

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schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



Kitchner posted:

I take exception to the fact that all it takes to look British is a suit :colbert:

Unless it's a track suit and then maybe you have a point.

That's not as bad as me thinking that the British dude I work with was named "Aston" instead of "Ashton" until I saw his name on an email chain. :yayclod:

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