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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

blugu64 posted:

Is it too late for me to buy tickets???

probably.

I might be willing to sell you mine for $10 after the drawing though.

:69snypa:

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

blugu64 posted:

Is it too late for me to buy tickets???

Yup congrats on saving 2 dollars.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

VendaGoat posted:

Yup congrats on saving 2 dollars.

he would have won

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Concerned Citizen posted:

he would have won

those would have been the numbers!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm so excited
I just can't hide it
I'm about to lose control
And I think I like it

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

VendaGoat posted:

Yup congrats on saving 2 dollars.

Gonna put it towards a watch

Tots
Sep 3, 2007

:frogout:

blugu64 posted:

Is it too late for me to buy tickets???

You would've won def. I have literally no doubt in my mind.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm so excited
I just can't hide it
I'm about to lose control
And I think I like it

hector when you win. Imma beat you and steal your ticket.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
my powerball #s are 03 11 57 60 66 powerball 01. if those are the numbers you'll know i won and not trolling

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Microwaves Mom posted:

hector when you win. Imma beat you and steal your ticket.

:( I missed the gun show the other weekend and now I can't defend myself...

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

:( I missed the gun show the other weekend and now I can't defend myself...

Thanks Obama!

*pulls out his knife*

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
This is my last post before becoming a millionaire.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I won.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Concerned Citizen posted:

my powerball #s are 03 11 57 60 66 powerball 01. if those are the numbers you'll know i won and not trolling

I told you I'd win. I won $4. I literally doubled my money.

Homo Depot
Jun 27, 2007

Studs on sale!
Oh poo poo I hear sirens going off outside. The lotto riots are starting!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
OFFICIAL NUMBERS

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I didn't win :(

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
gently caress i was two off.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i got 0 of those numbers what do i win

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Chinatown posted:

i got 0 of those numbers what do i win

at least you didnt match up the first 4 and then have it flip off your hopes and dreams
:smith:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

blugu64 posted:

Gonna put it towards a watch

Get an omega moonwatch bitch

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
IF no one wins I'm going to laugh.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Microwaves Mom posted:

at least you didnt match up the first 4 and then have it flip off your hopes and dreams
:smith:

Doesn't four #s get you $100?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Doesn't four #s get you $100?

i have no idea.

Does it? I thought it was all or nothing with this thing.

E: oh hey 100 bucks sweet.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I would think getting 4/5 would get you at least a mill

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Congrats to MICROWAVES MOM, the Daddy Warbucks of the forums.

fuseshock
Aug 7, 2010
We'll be billionaires someday, just not today :unsmith:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

VendaGoat posted:

Get an omega moonwatch bitch

The official goonwatch. The mazda miata of watches

Edit: actually i guess that one seiko is the miata. Speedmasters are, what, the bmw e30 of watches, maybe? Cant think of any other official goon cars

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I would think getting 4/5 would get you at least a mill

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Microwaves Mom posted:

at least you didnt match up the first 4 and then have it flip off your hopes and dreams
:smith:

EAT poo poo

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Congrats to MICROWAVES MOM, the Daddy Warbucks of the forums.

I already spent it on 10 av certs to change our avatar 10 times.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Mods, please change the thread title to reflect Microwaves Mom's winnings

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

yeah that little red ball at the end cost me 50k. I could have paid my student loans off with that.

So do I just take this to the 7/11 and they give me 100 bucks?

Does a 7/11 even carry 100 bucks?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
I got one number, back to my lovely life I guess.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Three Olives posted:

I got one number, back to my lovely life I guess.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i won it -the big jackpot

ive decided to devote my life toward not helping others

METATERREN
Jul 3, 2015

I enjoy putting things in my mouth.
Score one number! Guess I'll keep paying it forward, just with the same resources as 20 minutes ago.

Tots
Sep 3, 2007

:frogout:
I'm not even checking my tickets until I get in the car tomorrow morning :coolbert:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Tots posted:

I'm not even checking my tickets until I get in the car tomorrow morning :coolbert:

i'd do it now so you can get the excitement over with and be disappointed.

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
I managed to do something extremely improbable!

Match exactly 0 numbers between 6 tickets!

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