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Jan 10, 2016 05:21
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Mange Mite posted:The official goonwatch. The mazda miata of watches Honestly, you're on the correct path, I'm not going to say anything, except, Yup.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:21
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Microwaves Mom posted:yeah that little red ball at the end cost me 50k. I could have paid my student loans off with that. i think any lotto retailer is supposed to be able to do payouts of up to 500 dollars idk
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Jan 10, 2016 05:21
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Huh, I thought the numbers started off smaller then got bigger. Hopefully no one wins and then I'll be a billionaire next week...
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Jan 10, 2016 05:22
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Holy poo poo I won My game of Rocket League. It was pretty tense by my teammate did a good job.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:24
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Now we wait and hope that the 23% chance of no winners happens.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:24
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BouncingBuckyBalls posted:Now we wait and hope that the 23% chance of no winners happens. Yup
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Jan 10, 2016 05:24
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A. Beaverhausen posted:Huh, I thought the numbers started off smaller then got bigger. Hopefully no one wins and then I'll be a billionaire next week... Are you saying you got the numbers, but in the wrong order? Darn shame. Tell you what, I'll buy your ticket for  , I want to frame it as an "almost" story.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:25
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BouncingBuckyBalls posted:Now we wait and hope that the 23% chance of no winners happens. That'd be all of us winning in this thread then 
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Jan 10, 2016 05:27
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I hit 3 - $7 woo
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Jan 10, 2016 05:28
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BouncingBuckyBalls posted:Now we wait and hope that the 23% chance of no winners happens. I'm going to win next time. The local news was asking people outside my mini mart what they would do with the money. I didn't give an interview because I am loyal to a different local news channel than the ones that were there.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:28
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jon joe posted:Are you saying you got the numbers, but in the wrong order? does the order matter?
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Jan 10, 2016 05:28
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Microwaves Mom posted:does the order matter? Yup! Sure does! Heck, I'll buy your ticket, too! 
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Jan 10, 2016 05:29
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Ruggan posted:I hit 3 - $7 woo welcome to the winning club buddy  
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Jan 10, 2016 05:29
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Microwaves Mom posted:does the order matter? no, you're a hundredaire!
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Jan 10, 2016 05:30
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Hector Beerlioz posted:no, you're a hundredaire! Shhhh can't you tell I'm trying to pull a fast one here, bub?
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Jan 10, 2016 05:31
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Hector Beerlioz posted:no, you're a hundredaire! Must be fuckin nice
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Jan 10, 2016 05:31
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Tots posted:Must be fuckin nice
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Jan 10, 2016 05:31
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blugu64 posted:and a 96.6% chance of losing $20million If you spend $20,000,000 on unique tickets there's an 85.5% chance you're winning that million dollar prize. Score! jon joe posted:I managed to do something extremely improbable!  El Duderino posted:Do these people just have no emotions? Like when they realize they didn't win, do they just think, "well shoot, there's always next time!" People lose billions in the stock market all the time. It's all about perspective.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:32
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Twitter says no one won the powerball but maybe it's not telling the truth.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:35
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ill get it next time
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Jan 10, 2016 05:37
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I paid $20 for the fun, matched 3 on one, and one + PB on another for $11 back. $9 for the thrill of circling numbers was ok I guess
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Jan 10, 2016 05:37
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Concerned Citizen posted:Twitter says no one won the powerball but maybe it's not telling the truth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y3_kH9nYcA
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Jan 10, 2016 05:37
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Concerned Citizen posted:Twitter says no one won the powerball but maybe it's not telling the truth. That'd be cool
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Jan 10, 2016 05:38
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Hope no one won, would like to have several hundred million this time next week. I do not think my public servant job will yield that outcome by then.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:38
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jon joe posted:I managed to do something extremely improbable! Why did you buy 6 tickets? Buying one is is OK, $2 has almost zero utility if you are middle class, woohoo, I'm going to pick up a NYTs tomorrow when I go to Starbucks but you went from having a zero chance to a almost zero chance, there is like zero return on buying more tickets and $10 buys like a cocktail.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:38
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when do they know if someone won or not? like how long does it take to see if stores sold a winning ticket?
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Jan 10, 2016 05:40
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Budget Dracula posted:when do they know if someone won or not? like how long does it take to see if stores sold a winning ticket? Usually within an hour or two. The code running the lotto is seriously outdated and needs to be reworked but the people running it make too much to want to reinvest in improving it when it still runs ok.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:42
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Three Olives posted:Why did you buy 6 tickets? Buying one is is OK, $2 has almost zero utility if you are middle class, woohoo, I'm going to pick up a NYTs tomorrow when I go to Starbucks but you went from having a zero chance to a almost zero chance, there is like zero return on buying more tickets and $10 buys like a cocktail. I dunno Three Olives, you tell me why I bought six tickets.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:42
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jon joe posted:Shhhh can't you tell I'm trying to pull a fast one here, bub? you scoundrel!
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Jan 10, 2016 05:48
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I want this to be the Impossiball where no one ever wins the lottoery and it goes on for like 50 years like this getting insanely bigger and bigger.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:49
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Microwaves Mom posted:welcome to the winning club buddy Can I join you? I got $4 for having the PowerBall Number.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:54
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Indolent Bastard posted:Can I join you? I got $4 for having the PowerBall Number. DICK!
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Jan 10, 2016 06:01
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hold up, I looked at my ticket and realized i won $4 for getting the powerball. Hooray for me!
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Jan 10, 2016 06:04
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Does anyone know a good lawyer by any chance?
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Jan 10, 2016 06:06
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Mr. McGibblets posted:Does anyone know a good lawyer by any chance? Hello, please contact me at IWILLSUCKYOUDRY@Blowjob.com
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Jan 10, 2016 06:07
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Mr. McGibblets posted:Does anyone know a good lawyer by any chance? I know several from many DC K Street top law firms.
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Jan 10, 2016 06:08
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VendaGoat posted:Hello, please contact me at IWILLSUCKYOUDRY@Blowjob.com i tried e-mailing you at that and it bounced back. i'll keep trying though.
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Jan 10, 2016 06:09
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Hector Beerlioz posted:hold up, I looked at my ticket and realized i won $4 for getting the powerball. Same, yay
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Jan 10, 2016 06:09
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so if no one wins, then we get to do this again on Wednesday or what?
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