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Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Cut them.

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Kalli posted:

Was posted to the GDT:



It's like the rock got hit with a stunner

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
You are down 15 points in the 4th quarter. What do you want to do?
> improbable comeback
You play one of the most incredible quarters of football the playoffs have ever seen. You are up by 1 point with two minutes to play.
> inspire confidence
You intercept the ball. You have the ball within field goal range with less than 2 minutes to play.
> win game
"win game" is not a recognized command.
>please
"please" is not a recognized command.
>bengals
Congratulations! You have achieved GAME OVER

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

CharlestheHammer posted:

To be fair it could just be Burlict feeling bad he almost murdered a dude.

I don't think that's possible

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Please post all the best hot takes you see:

Troy Brown: @RealTroyBrown80:

Over the past 15 years the Bengals have had some of the most talented players you'll see but they've had no discipline & no accountability!

Aaron Schatz ‏@FO_ASchatz:

After watching all the violence tonight it's important that @RealMikeWilbon picks out the real villain: stats people.

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

CharlestheHammer posted:

To be fair it could just be Burlict feeling bad he almost murdered a dude.

He should probably wait until the guy regains his memory to apologize then

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

CharlestheHammer posted:

To be fair it could just be Burlict feeling bad he almost murdered a dude.

It looked like he was just saying sorry to the dude but he probably shouldn't have touched him

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

CharlestheHammer posted:

To be fair it could just be Burlict feeling bad he almost murdered a dude.

That's what it was. He didn't think he did anything wrong and was trying to tell Brown "sorry" or whatever. Yeah, it's stupid of him, but that doesn't mean a coach from the other team can start poo poo with the players.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Moxie posted:

He should probably wait until the guy regains his memory to apologize then

No one accused him of being smart!

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

AGREED

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Pacman Is Right

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

gently caress that poo poo

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
The AFC North is a disaster. The Steelers have been assholes for years, the Bengals are the ultimate teases, the Ravens are sanctimonious pricks, and the Browns are pure poo poo.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Quest For Glory II posted:

that second flag was the epitome of refs looking for any kind of escalation to put their feet down, no matter how minor

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Everyone please post any social media meltdowns tia

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
if steelers do the same things, they wouldn't get flagged imo

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013

Intruder posted:

I can't believe Jeremy Hill fumbled that ball

That's what gets me about this game.

None of that poo poo happens if the Bengals just kneel it three times and kick the FG, Pittsbugh would've been down four and they wouldn't have been able to come back with either a hurt Ben or Landry Jones at QB. That doesn't absolve Burfict or Jones for costing the Bengals the game, but Hill's gently caress up put them in that position to start with.

Also I thought that 2-pt conversion was a garbage play design.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Are you loving blind

It was shoulder to head, from what I can tell???

And yeah, it looks intentional as gently caress.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

Blitz7x posted:

Everyone please post any social media meltdowns tia

rossrams4YOU GOT FUCKIN JIPPED MAN!!! THE REFS SUCKED DONKEY DICK I HOPE THEY GET RAPED LIKE THE GIRL ROTHISNBURGER DID @realpacman24

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Are you loving blind

Nope it's shoulder to head which is still illegal, I think? It should be.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!

xbilkis posted:

Pacman Is Right

Also probably cut. NFL hates that poo poo.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







There was absolutely no reason for joey porter to be on the field in that situation

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Mel Mudkiper posted:

Are you loving blind

you might be

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Codependent Poster posted:

That's what it was. He didn't think he did anything wrong and was trying to tell Brown "sorry" or whatever. Yeah, it's stupid of him, but that doesn't mean a coach from the other team can start poo poo with the players.

Pacman shouldn't have touched the coach, how is this a hard concept?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Alternate angle of Antonio Brown

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

Intruder posted:

AB84 is cool and we should be mad a bad man tried to hurt him

He is a really cool guy from what I understand (except the whole paying child support thing). A guy I know in Indy randomly befriended before a game one day, weird loving story.

Plus he an awesome loving receiver.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
that hit was only not head to head because he missed

don't tell me for one second that vontaze burfict wasn't trying to hit his head

Mughe
Mar 17, 2007

I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.

Robo-Pope posted:

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man



I don't think he's playing the next game.

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!
I hope no one is really shocked that Burfict and Jones did something lovely. It's kind of their history.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

It does suck that Burfict is gonna get poo poo on for being dirty when Shazier did the same thing and then Tomlin pulled a red flag to get the fumble.

We had a lot of ugly hits too

The flag was gross but ESPN is shredding them both, which is surprising.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Intruder posted:

Alternate angle of Antonio Brown


lol

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Porter shouldn't be talking poo poo to players but talking poo poo and actually starting poo poo are two different things so maybe don't touch anybody and then you won't have anything to cry like a bitch about after you lose

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

chaoslord posted:

Pacman shouldn't have touched the coach, how is this a hard concept?

The coach has no business being on the field confronting players in the first place. How is this a hard concept?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

v2vian man posted:

that hit was only not head to head because he missed

don't tell me for one second that vontaze burfict wasn't trying to hit his head

He did hit his head, I don't think he cares which part does it.

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!
Did Burfict adopt old baseball rules of beaning the best player on the other team?

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
So the loss sucks and is loving awful and is probably the worst loss they have ever had in one of the biggest games they have ever had and all that is fine. This is probably going too deep for this forum but I think it is actually a big problem in that Cincy is a racist lovely rear end segregated city and this game is going to set off another wave of 'uncontrollable animals' type of mentality from every poo poo lord who watched it.

Like just looking at my Twitter feed and hooly poo poo

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Codependent Poster posted:

The coach has no business being on the field confronting players in the first place. How is this a hard concept?

See

sportsgenius86 posted:

Porter shouldn't be talking poo poo to players but talking poo poo and actually starting poo poo are two different things so maybe don't touch anybody and then you won't have anything to cry like a bitch about after you lose

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face

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Verisimillipede
Jul 17, 2006


holy gently caress

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