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Accretionist posted:Don't be like Jack Whittaker: See this is why I should win, I will be a stone cold bitch if anyone dares ask me for money.
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Gibberish posted:check this out bud yeah no poo poo but i'm not the king of virginia with the ability to just tax everyone for what our schools cost like a normal sane civilized country
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Three Olives posted:See this is why I should win, I will be a stone cold bitch if anyone dares ask me for money. Sadly the way it has to be. On one hand I want to say I'd just disappear, but rubbing poo poo in people's faces passive aggressively on facebook sounds good too.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 19:04 |
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I want to see it roll over another 10 times.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 19:05 |
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What kind of car would you buy if you won, assuming you still wanted to drive yourself?
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Ace of Baes posted:What kind of car would you buy if you won, assuming you still wanted to drive yourself? The motorcycle from Judge Dredd
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Ace of Baes posted:What kind of car would you buy if you won, assuming you still wanted to drive yourself?
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Ace of Baes posted:What kind of car would you buy if you won, assuming you still wanted to drive yourself? A litter.
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Hahahahaha. I'm bored and watching Paycheck. His first huge check is 500K, looooooool. His second is 92 Million. It's adorable.
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Ace of Baes posted:What kind of car would you buy if you won, assuming you still wanted to drive yourself? Nissan Versa.
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Ace of Baes posted:What kind of car would you buy if you won, assuming you still wanted to drive yourself? A Lexus LX. They're fantastic, luxurious, and still totally practical.
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Ace of Baes posted:What kind of car would you buy if you won, assuming you still wanted to drive yourself? A train to soothe my crippling autismus.
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Ace of Baes posted:What kind of car would you buy if you won, assuming you still wanted to drive yourself? needs to have the wood accents on the interior though
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A. Beaverhausen posted:Sadly the way it has to be. On one hand I want to say I'd just disappear, but rubbing poo poo in people's faces passive aggressively on facebook sounds good too. Honestly the dangers of winning the lottery seem more like the problems of being friendly with poor trash than having a bunch of money in general.
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Three Olives posted:Honestly the dangers of winning the lottery seem more like the problems of being friendly with poor trash than having a bunch of money in general. It's not being friends with trash, it's being trash yourself.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 19:28 |
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sounds like its a bit of both
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BigBoss posted:It's not being friends with trash, it's being trash yourself. Ehhhh. Like, If one of my friends won the lottery I'd feel like poo poo for even asking for something, but I know drat well I'd be expected to pony poo poo up if I won.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 19:36 |
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Don't have friends. Problem solved.
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BigBoss posted:A Lexus LX. They're fantastic, luxurious, and still totally practical. Part of me is all, yeah a Lexus or something, high end consumer and practical. Part of me is like Aston Martin Vanquish which I would have no business driving.
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czarmonger posted:How many people in this thread actually believe there is even the slightest possibility of winning big on these racket? Yeah, the odds are astronomical and it's a weird phenomenon that everyone gets caught up in the higher the jackpot goes, because a measly $30 million jackpot apparently isn't worth your 2 bucks. But it's fun to fantasize about all the cool poo poo you'd do and buy if you won.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 19:47 |
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Car? I'd just Uber everywhere.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 19:55 |
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The liquor store near my house has the little lottery numbers and powerball is just 999 lol
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:The liquor store near my house has the little lottery numbers and powerball is just 999 lol lol For some reason I want there to be a single winner from one of our territories. Like the Virgin Islands or Guam. Hector Beerlioz fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Jan 10, 2016 |
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Ace of Baes posted:What kind of car would you buy if you won, assuming you still wanted to drive yourself? Something with a low cost of ownership. A. Beaverhausen posted:Ehhhh. Like, If one of my friends won the lottery I'd feel like poo poo for even asking for something, but I know drat well I'd be expected to pony poo poo up if I won. Being the bigger person isn't easy nor is it immediately gratifying, thats why you must be it. Turtle Sandbox fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Jan 10, 2016 |
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I've never played the lottery and don't intend to start now, but if I were to win the lottery, I'd see if there was any contingency for accepting the winning anonymously. I can't imagine getting hounded all day every day not just by strangers but also slack-jawed fifth cousins, not to mention all the other shady poo poo people would try (ransoming you or your loved ones, harassment from any public or private entity that could try to sue or fine you into oblivion).
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:13 |
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Hey, I won $21 from last night's drawing! Spent $20 on the tickets.
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If I won a bunch of money I'd probably rent a private military to protect me and then one of them would kill me in my sleep and my family would destroy itself fighting over my money
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MeatwadIsGod posted:I've never played the lottery and don't intend to start now, but if I were to win the lottery, I'd see if there was any contingency for accepting the winning anonymously. I can't imagine getting hounded all day every day not just by strangers but also slack-jawed fifth cousins, not to mention all the other shady poo poo people would try (ransoming you or your loved ones, harassment from any public or private entity that could try to sue or fine you into oblivion). Only 6 states let you do it anonymously. What people do is set up llcs that receive the money so their personal info isn't public , but I think they still require you to pick up the novelty giant check in person. Basically if you win you're gonna have a whole lot of friends you never knew you had.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:32 |
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This is convenient for goons who normally have no friends and don't venture outside.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:34 |
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Just see if you can get the contact info or a meeting with a ridiculously wealthy person and pick their brain about the best ways to navigate being super loving rich at first. I think you'd probably start with lawyer, financial planner, plane tickets out of the country, and deleting the most personal information you can about yourself. Never post anything on social media, at least in the immediate aftermath. Being out of the country or somewhere like manhattan would probably increase your chances greatly of blending in to the background. If you insist on sticking around maybe put a security firm on retainer for a little while to make sure you don't get hassled or threatened and refer everyone with complaints, problems, requests to your lawyer. I'd like to imagine that my life long friends wouldn't turn into money crazed fools and I'd hook them up with whatever they wanted right after winnings come in. The extended family would probably be the biggest problem though. I have an aunt and cousins who live in trailers in North Carolina and I can imagine them doing something drastic. Maybe the mountains of Switzerland would be the best landing spot or somewhere pretty and secluded like lake como.
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No. 6 posted:This is convenient for goons who normally have no friends and don't venture outside. Really, that's why I'm playing.
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MeatwadIsGod posted:I've never played the lottery and don't intend to start now, but if I were to win the lottery, I'd see if there was any contingency for accepting the winning anonymously. I can't imagine getting hounded all day every day not just by strangers but also slack-jawed fifth cousins, not to mention all the other shady poo poo people would try (ransoming you or your loved ones, harassment from any public or private entity that could try to sue or fine you into oblivion). You can drive around and find people with money to harass right now, why wait for a lottery winner?
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:37 |
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Id just vacation internationally for a month or two immediately afterwards and only give my new number to a few people, anyone dumb enough to try and stalk me begging for money or try to kidnap my family isnt going to have the kind of money to fly all over the world looking for me. edit: after that and giving my immediate family and long time friends there chunk Id tell anyone that asks that its all tied up in investments and trusts and I cant touch it. Ace of Baes fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Jan 10, 2016 |
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If someone you know wins, outside of family or perhaps very close friends who you'd consider the same, would you even consider asking that person for any money? I always tell people all I ever expect is a free beer. No one owes me anything, but a billionaire can buy me one drink.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:40 |
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Retail Slave posted:"I'd like the winning ticket please. Hur hur hur" No. That makes them furious. "Well then, sport, you better be printin' up another one for me. Ha. ha. ha..." (then a few minutes later, after they pace around the store a few minutes) "You know, you better hope and pray you don't you win, you little cock-suckin' piece of poo poo, because if I find out you've got the winning ticket I'm going to come and take that money right out of your no-good pissant rear end... I also need to pre-pay $10 on pump 12."
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:43 |
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Just a reminder that if you are the sole winner, you will still have less than 1/2 of the money that Internet fat man Notch, maker of Minecraft, has.
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:49 |
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No. 6 posted:Just a reminder that if you are the sole winner, you will still have less than 1/2 of the money that Internet fat man Notch, maker of Minecraft, has. gently caress you
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No. 6 posted:Just a reminder that if you are the sole winner, you will still have less than 1/2 of the money that Internet fat man Notch, maker of Minecraft, has. Oh no, I'm hypothetically less rich for practically no effort whatsoever than a guy who put years of his life into a video game and became really sad over it. I'm so jealous!
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 20:56 |
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Stay Safe Lottery Ghost.
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Mine craft is really fun though it's ok
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