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Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

Leofish posted:

Still my favourite sign gag of all time.
Not this one?

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Panic! at Nabisco posted:

Is this a fakepost posting from 2002 or are you really this unaware of the internet?

If it was random deviant art account it wouldn't have phased me. But I was not expecting to run into that on amazon.ca. A RL commercial product involves a crossdressing catboy mouse pad.

Also I thought it was a funny picture.

schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





That turkey has SEEN things, man.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE
I'm shocked this dude uses a landline, figured he'd use the web

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

That turkey has SEEN things, man.

That is a turkey who has survived Thanksgiving the hard way.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Gelflingsss...

Screaming Idiot has a new favorite as of 02:46 on Jan 11, 2016

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Angela Christine posted:

If it was random deviant art account it wouldn't have phased me. But I was not expecting to run into that on amazon.ca. A RL commercial product involves a crossdressing catboy mouse pad.

Also I thought it was a funny picture.

but you bought a couple, right? They do seem to be made exceptionally well.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




HiHo ChiRho posted:

but you bought a couple, right? They do seem to be made exceptionally well.

Yes, of course.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



...

OH.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Screaming Idiot posted:

Gelflingsss...

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

yeah me too just now

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

I honestly don't get this one. Is it meant to imply Chucks Feed and Seed? Is it just a lame masturbation joke?

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.
Apply the rhyming scheme to Chuck.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Birb Katter posted:

I honestly don't get this one. Is it meant to imply Chucks Feed and Seed? Is it just a lame masturbation joke?

:ssh: Sneed's Feed and Seed becomes Chuck's gently caress and Suck.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

:ssh: Sneed's Feed and Seed becomes Chuck's gently caress and Suck.

Shouldn't it really be Cheeds rather than Sneeds then?

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

Birb Katter posted:

Shouldn't it really be Cheeds rather than Sneeds then?

why

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway


any questions about how this joke works

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Acne Rain posted:



any questions about how this joke works

I can see how the joke becomes funny but can't see how the steps to get there actually happen. Maybe it's a culture thing or something.

ninja edit: the simpsons joke that is.

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Birb Katter posted:

I can see how the joke becomes funny but can't see how the steps to get there actually happen. Maybe it's a culture thing or something.

ninja edit: the simpsons joke that is.

Exactly where on the spectrum are you

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Birb Katter posted:

Shouldn't it really be Cheeds rather than Sneeds then?

Jesus....

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Oct 30, 2009

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Wendell posted:

Cheesus....

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

this is why we can't have nice tv shows

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
This one.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Beta

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Birb Katter posted:

I can see how the joke becomes funny but can't see how the steps to get there actually happen. Maybe it's a culture thing or something.

ninja edit: the simpsons joke that is.

Holy crap.



This, too, is a funny sign, using wordplay of a slightly different nature. You see, there is a popular website on the internet which specializes in pornography called "Porn Hub". They have taken this popular pornography websites signature logo and changed the original first word, "Porn", to "Corn", the product that their food stand specializes in. Not only does the word "Corn" rhyme with the word "Porn", it has the same amount of letters. This allows it to be easily interchanged with the original website's logo.

Although at face value the sign simply lets anyone passing by know that they are in the business of selling corn (they are a "hub" for "corn"), the humor comes,for those in the know, from seeing the logo from an xxx-rated website in a rather public venue, in which it would not normally be seen.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

In honor of X-Files returning in two weeks, here is a screenshot from an actual old episode. Written by William Gibson, no less.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

It kind-of bums me out that the only time genre shows seemed actually interested in portraying video games/cyber worlds was during the late 80s/90s, way before technology and familiarity with the subject could realize them. Then I look at the costumes again and start laughing and all is well.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The MSJ posted:

In honor of X-Files returning in two weeks, here is a screenshot from an actual old episode. Written by William Gibson, no less.



This show was awesome and I look forward to the continuation, sans t-1000

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
Either get busy killing our get busy dying.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

stubblyhead posted:

Either get busy killing our get busy dying.

Don't quote Aatrek please

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

mind the walrus posted:

It kind-of bums me out that the only time genre shows seemed actually interested in portraying video games/cyber worlds was during the late 80s/90s, way before technology and familiarity with the subject could realize them. Then I look at the costumes again and start laughing and all is well.

The current run of Heroes is doing that and it still looks about as dumb as it did decades ago

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Takes increasingly small thing out of pocket that can do increasingly more poo poo.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Kanfy posted:

What, have you until now been under the impression that gay men and straight women aren't in the market for pervy things?

Sexy Japanese Anime Girl Naked Body Big Boobs

Voluptuously breast, great quality

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

FutonForensic posted:

The current run of Heroes is doing that and it still looks about as dumb as it did decades ago

Heroes is still a thing? What?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Heroes is still a thing? What?

It has a sequel series now. Bennet is caught in an explosion that kills the cheerleader somehow and everyone blames Suresh. I only watched 2 episodes and it was dire.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

mind the walrus posted:

It kind-of bums me out that the only time genre shows seemed actually interested in portraying video games/cyber worlds was during the late 80s/90s, way before technology and familiarity with the subject could realize them. Then I look at the costumes again and start laughing and all is well.

I was surprised that CSI: Cyber, a show from a franchise infamous for not-very-accurate portrayal of science, had an episode revolving around a real life game (it was Blacklight: Retribution). The episode wasn't even about how games are violent or anything. That's not to say it's not a crazy episode: one of America's most wanted cybercriminal is an illegal weapons seller who hacks the Blacklight accounts of teenagers to delete their inventory, then pretend to be a friendly player who will give them free items in exchange for them delivering unmarked packages containing disguised guns to his buyers.

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Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?

FutonForensic posted:

The current run of Heroes is doing that and it still looks about as dumb as it did decades ago

Wow I made it about 4 seconds into that before I had to close the tab. What the gently caress happened.

I remember when heroes was good.

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