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Cojawfee posted:Only 6 states allow you to win the lottery anonymously, so whoever whens the 1.3 billion is hosed. I live in one of them!
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You can found a trust to accept the money anonymously in the other states
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Jan 10, 2016 20:49
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Immediately donate the entire winnings minus tax to Stormfront.
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Cojawfee posted:Only 6 states allow you to win the lottery anonymously, so whoever whens the 1.3 billion is hosed. You're supposed to form an LLC or trust to get around that.
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Just move the gently caress out of the USA for a year or two on a 20mil world tour while your team of accountants and lawyers set up your finances. I won't have time for extended family when I'm yachting around the med
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Just move the gently caress out of the USA for a year or two on a 20mil world tour while your team of accountants and lawyers set up your finances. This motherfucker knows what's up You win THAT kind of coin? Peace out. You can find me in the Maldives or Bikini Atoll on my own yacht scubadiving every day.
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If you've got a billion dollars, I'm pretty sure you can just off anybody who's pestering you and get away with it.
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At this point it's likely there will be multiple tickets that win. I have nothing to back this information up.
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Fart Sandwiches posted:At this point it's likely there will be multiple tickets that win. I have nothing to back this information up. http://www.durangobill.com/PowerballOdds.html Individual: code:code: Assuming we're close to the median number tickets sold there is a ~36% chance at least one winning ticket has been sold.
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I wonder if the powerball is going to go even higher, 1.3 billion dollars is a lot of change, but you've given everyone 4 more days to spend their dollars at gas stations to drive that grand prize up even more. poo poo is god drat crazy. I think last year people freaked out when it was ~$600 million, and it ended up being split between three people, to which each got a solid 89 million or something. gently caress, if one person were to win and if the actual lump sum payout was a billion dollars, that person is literally going to rise up to the .000001% or whatever class of richy rich mother fuckers that we house here in the land of the free. That poo poo is scary to even think about especially if the individual is a loving idiot. The problem is, that usually when we hear about the powerball lottery winners who got 40-50 million and blow it in 5 years, this dude can easily live the life of an idiot spending millions a year for decades. And you know that he isn't gonna be like the people who win the 1 million/2 million dollar mini powerballs and "invest" that poo poo. Hopefully they do some story on the person who wins. I'm going to invest in whatever retarded thing that they like to do if it's linked to a publicly traded company and just bank that he will pump ridiculous amounts of money into copenhagan or pall mall's, or try and see if i can get some ownership in the trucker strip joint that he'll be throwing hundreds in at fat strippers. or if it's a fat woman, then I dunno because I don't really know what fat women do aside from eat and complain about their fibromyalgia and PCOS.
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MurderBot posted:or if it's a fat woman, then I dunno because I don't really know what fat women do aside from eat and complain about their fibromyalgia and PCOS. They get osteoporosis and blame genetics instead of their terrible health habits.
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MurderBot posted:I wonder if the powerball is going to go even higher, 1.3 billion dollars is a lot of change, but you've given everyone 4 more days to spend their dollars at gas stations to drive that grand prize up even more. poo poo is god drat crazy. I think last year people freaked out when it was ~$600 million, and it ended up being split between three people, to which each got a solid 89 million or something. Maybe it'll be an ISIS supporter.
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Oh god, I could LBO my own company and fire my boss. I like my boss, but his boss I'm not so fond of...
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Godholio posted:Maybe it'll be an ISIS supporter. 
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I imagine whoever wins will pull a John Du Pont, the kind in which we were all so fond of in Foxcatcher. Dude will reach a climax of superiority but lifelessness with his newly obtained richness, will buy a tank, may end up owning people that live on his property and will ultimately shoot some dude which stems from a long history of family abuse, or huffing paint. and If I win then i'll probably just nuke the entire earth
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I would continue to work 3 months out of the year for medical and claim unemployment when my contract ran out.
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gently caress duPont anyways. My dad worked for them for 35 years as an engineer, gave them literally 5 years notice he was retiring and they're now desperately trying to hire him back at an insane salary because they never bothered to hire someone to replace him. To which he basically goes full dad-mode, allows them to take him out to expensive dinners to try and wine and dine him back, and goes "nope, I like fishing".
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I would run for president and say a lot of racist poo poo.
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id buy 100 acres somewhere and build a dope cabin
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:id buy 100 acres somewhere and build a dope cabin Man you could buy 10,000 acres and invite the 'nuge to go hunting with you.
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also i would fund the recreational weed bill movement in ct
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You could buy 100,000 acres, be a landlord king forever, and still have a fuckload of money left over.
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im not greedy id be happy with a hundo or w/e
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Id do two chicks at the same time, man.
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:Id do two chicks at the same time, man. Think about the big TV you could buy to watch the breast exam channel.
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USMC503 posted:I would run for president and say a lot of racist poo poo. You don't need a billion dollars to do that, man.
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I'd just peel off a few dozen million for myself, leave the rest in a trust fund for my kids, then go on a cocaine-and-alcohol-fuelled bender until I die covered in vomit and feces in a Tijuana brothel. Or maybe just blow a few hundred million of it pissing people off. Think a dude gets hated for raising the price of toxoplasmosis medicine? Wait till I buy the rights to Firefly, announce it's coming back, then make a show about two gay midgets living on a spaceship who sit around talking about how bad that show sucks for each hour long episode Wild T fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Jan 11, 2016 |
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Wild T posted:I'd just peel off a few dozen million for myself, leave the rest in a trust fund for my kids, then go on a cocaine-and-alcohol-fuelled bender until I die covered in vomit and feces in a Tijuana brothel. Don't forget to change the spattering of Chinese influence to something else too. Like Ugandan.
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We did an office pool so it'd be split 32 ways if we won. Still a huge chunk of change and plenty to live off the rest of my life. I'd go climb mountains the rest of my life. Probably die on some bullshit mountain where a rock slips like my third day hiking.
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A Kpro dies on K2.
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Sponser a full season run of Heil Honey, I'm Home!
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PathAsc posted:Don't forget to change the spattering of Chinese influence to something else too. Like Ugandan. May as well go big with that kind of money and painstakingly reconstruct a lost language at ludicrous expense just to throw it in Firefly.
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Unless you restart it as the Jewel Staite Gets Naked Show I'm not sure what the purpose of this exercise even is.
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A Kpro posted:We did an office pool so it'd be split 32 ways if we won. Still a huge chunk of change and plenty to live off the rest of my life. I'd go climb mountains the rest of my life. Probably die on some bullshit mountain where a rock slips like my third day hiking. gently caress that, you're rich. Hire a mountain climber to go up there with a gopro while you stay at base camp drunk and surrounded by golddiggers. You need to stop thinking like a poor.
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I'd buy Luxembourg. Tell Switzerland to come at me bro, blame it on Germany
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I would buy a ranch, invest in Dick Cheney's public speaking career, get close enough to take him hunting, and then play a game called "why didn't you give my company enough MRAPs in 2008?" til I get bored
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There's a SNCO that I kind of hate. He likes to spend his days looking at boats on craigslist. I'd probably buy a really nice boat, rub it in his face, and then potentially never use it.
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Joe this could keep you in aftermarket Transam parts indefinitely.
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