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Yearning for the sweet sweet release of page 1234 Edit: Time for a cigarette
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Onwards to page 1234! Will the next stretch goal be page 5678?
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Yearning for the sweet sweet release of page 1234 gently caress you!
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Tippis posted:Will the next stretch goal be page 5678? Yes, but 
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Tippis posted:Will the next stretch goal be page 5678? That's not the Chris Roberts way! 2345 3456 4567 THEN 5678 How else are we gonna milk the Cloud™ funds?
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Jan 11, 2016 13:41
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Friendly Tumour posted:im going to snype the gently caress out of that page Chris Roberts spotted.
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Jan 11, 2016 13:49
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I hope to make my contribution to page 1234 an interesting and worthwhile read fake edit: gently caress.
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Jan 11, 2016 13:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjUPH8SIpiM
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Jan 11, 2016 13:55
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Yearning for the sweet sweet release of page 1234 a historic day!
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Jan 11, 2016 13:59
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I can't believe how excited I am for Star Citizen!
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Jan 11, 2016 14:00
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Ramadu posted:I can't believe how excited I am for Star Citizen! 
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Ramadu posted:I can't believe how excited I am about Star Citizen! Ramadu posted:I can't believe how excited I am for Star Citizen! Ramadu posted:I can't believe how excited I am for Star Citizen!
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Jan 11, 2016 14:04
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Wait a loving minute Chris Roberts directed Battlefield Earth?! 
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Jan 11, 2016 14:05
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Jobbo_Fett posted:There are no emails
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Jan 11, 2016 14:06
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GrimmyD posted:https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/310241/the-sickening-and-heartbreaking-truths-of-the-fourth-stimpire 
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Jan 11, 2016 14:07
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And that's my new band name right there : Totalatarian Freak rampage.
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Jan 11, 2016 14:10
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MeLKoR posted:Wait a loving minute Chris Roberts directed Battlefield Earth?! not according to IMDB. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185183/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm also please tell me that 'producer' means guy with money invests into movie because... there are some good movies on this list - specifically Lord of War and Lucky Number Slevin. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0730932/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1
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Jan 11, 2016 14:10
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Must've been a very bad spot. Star Clitizen: Totalitarianism Gone to New Levels.
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Jan 11, 2016 14:12
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double nine posted:also please tell me that 'producer' means guy with money invests into movie because... there are some good movies on this list - specifically Lord of War and Lucky Number Slevin. Look at the sheer length of the list of producers for Lord of War…
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Gotta toss in my opinions of the stimpire dude's rambling and creepy fantasy. If I were to give him the benefit of the doubt, I would say he was trying to go for extreme body horror (like what The Human Centipede was going for) but just didn't have the creativity to pull it off. "Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred." The "worst type of electricity" - you painted a picture in my mind there, Lovecraft. Oh and it triples every second. This guy just shits out a half-assed explanation, and then says "but it's even worse than that". "boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia" Thanks for specifying "without anesthesia". Most limb removal punishments here on Earth carefully numb the patient before they're conducted. "Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film." I'm getting ideas for improving the acting in SQ42 here. "All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed." So nobody lives in this empire. "All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond." I assume he meant "immortal" here. I like how you feel pain "every millisecond" - that really must hurt a lot more then just feeling it every 100th of a second. "All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity." How is this any different from SC backers right now? "Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it." I assume this refers to unskippable cutscenes featuring Sandi. "The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die." Not sure what "aging normally" means past the 100th year or so. In conclusion: as creepy as this post is, I think it's just some kid trying to think of the "worstest thing imaginable", and not having the imagination or the writing skill to pull it off. Sometimes less is more.
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MeLKoR posted:Wait a loving minute Chris Roberts directed Battlefield Earth?! Upon release, ... gave the ... summarized the Responding to the criticism, one of the film's producers,
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I now firmly believe that Chris Roberts is making the worst game possible, just so he can be number 1/100
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:dispatch war rocket lowtax to bring back his body That av/post combo though
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Friendly Tumour posted:im going to snype the gently caress out of that page i belive in you, you can do it on page 2345
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double nine posted:
Also, he didn't just produce Lord of War:  I think you'll find that r/starcitizen is far more reliable than the Internet Movie Database.
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I think Derek's on-air tantrum is the moment he jumped the paaarp.
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GrimmyD posted:https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/310241/the-sickening-and-heartbreaking-truths-of-the-fourth-stimpire Oh look, still not banned. Or probated.
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Chin posted:Also, he didn't just produce Lord of War: Haha, but it says that he's just a producer on every listing of the movie online, how do you get this way? These people are legitimately ill, it is for reals sad to see people descend into delusion like this. Sad and hilarious. edit: fixed brainfart Dongattack fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Jan 11, 2016 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Oh look, still not banned. Or probated. Star Citizen: The Only Crime is Dissent
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Oh look, still not banned. Or probated. Beer, have the guys at INN "authenticated" your e-mails yet, or figured out when and how they'll actually do it? I'm quite interested in seeing it if they do, so we can watch as people who were claiming that they're way too unprofessional to be real have to backtrack on it. I'm sure they'll find a way, but how?! Good lord, I love this thread...
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I've been reading this for months now, and this uncomfortably slow train crash makes me glad that my desire for immediate satisfaction had me sinking my money in Steam games (because I make bad financial decisions by collecting things I never play) over this. I came so close to dropping money on my sense of nostalgia. Anyway, keep up the awesome work! I can't help but feel entertained and horrified when I play catch up every few hours. We had dreams in the air - with Chris, Sandi, and Ben The game it wasn't there, yet funding saw no end Which came as some surprise, as they ate up the lies Project oversight died alone, a long long time ago Oh no, not us Goons always make things worse In space, we're graced By The Man Who Sold The 'Verse Dementropy fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Jan 11, 2016 |
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double nine posted:not according to IMDB. "Producer" is actually a really loving vague term in Hollywood and can mean everything from someone with non-insignificant creative oversight to some well-connected idiot who provided some of the sets, equipment, or a couple of lines in a script and convinced somebody to give him credit for it. Ascendant Pictures probably provided enough capital to get second billing on both films but was not the primary production company for either. Lord of War, especially, may owe Chris Roberts for helping fund its existence but it's very much an Andrew Nichols film, in every sense. From his film credits, we can safely say that Chris Roberts was capable at some point of attaching his name to potentially critically or commercial successful movies so long as somebody else was making it. Obviously, since Ascendant Pictures folded, he has yet to repeat such a lofty feat and appears to be pinning his hopes of re-entering Hollywood on Star Citizen.
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Natron posted:Beer, have the guys at INN "authenticated" your e-mails yet, or figured out when and how they'll actually do it? I'm quite interested in seeing it if they do, so we can watch as people who were claiming that they're way too unprofessional to be real have to backtrack on it. I'm sure they'll find a way, but how?! 
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Doing a mass dump of open tickets is so unbelievable that I think a little piece of my brain is dying trying to think about it, but this company is such a shitshow that it also isn't entirely far-fetched. Can't say I have ever seen a business run according to Poe's law, but here we are.
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Can somebody get a screencap of that Stimpire thing? I'm posting a follow-up e-mail to CIG asking them what I wrote that was somehow worse than CP or that, and I'd rather have a record of that thread in case they "discover" it should be deleted.Natron posted:Beer, have the guys at INN "authenticated" your e-mails yet, or figured out when and how they'll actually do it? I'm quite interested in seeing it if they do, so we can watch as people who were claiming that they're way too unprofessional to be real have to backtrack on it. I'm sure they'll find a way, but how?! Unfortunately they've been pretty busy over the weekend, but they did provide an initial response. Hopefully they will indeed behave in the "better" manner that they have declared as an intent and will validate the e-mails.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Unfortunately they've been pretty busy over the weekend, but they did provide an initial response. Hopefully they will indeed behave in the "better" manner that they have declared as an intent and will validate the e-mails. Will be a pretty awesome day on reddit if INN decide to state that the emails are indeed real. The flip from "these are fake, Sandi would never say something this completely insane" to "They're clearly completely professional emails I don't see what the problem is at all" will be impressive, I hope nobody gets whiplash.
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Chalks posted:Will be a pretty awesome day on reddit if INN decide to state that the emails are indeed real. The flip from "these are fake, Sandi would never say something this completely insane" to "They're clearly completely professional emails I don't see what the problem is at all" will be impressive, I hope nobody gets whiplash. They are real except for the Sandi parts.
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MeLKoR posted:They are real except for the Sandi parts. There's a joke about pubes here but I'm too tired to think of it.
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Tortolia posted:Doing a mass dump of open tickets is so unbelievable that I think a little piece of my brain is dying trying to think about it, but this company is such a shitshow that it also isn't entirely far-fetched. I'm not convinced they've actually done it. There's only been that one post.
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