|
When I win I will buy Something Awful and permaban everyone that posted in this thread (including me).
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 16:00 |
|
|
# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:14 |
|
Indolent Bastard posted:When I win I will buy Something Awful and permaban everyone that posted in this thread (including me). Wow, gently caress you buddy
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 16:36 |
|
Just like every lottery winner after winning i will spend approximately 50 million and sit on the rest to contribute to the death of the lower class
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:03 |
|
$1.4 billion now.
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:25 |
|
which of you won?
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:26 |
|
GAWT MAH TICKET!
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:28 |
|
america's favorite pastime: imagining what they will do with their winnings
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:29 |
|
nomadologique posted:america's favorite pastime: imagining what they will do with their winnings I am a temporarily embarrassed millionaire, that is why I vote Republican.
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:30 |
|
Nonsense posted:and then we get to read about some shitheads who donate it to their church
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:39 |
|
I bought a ticket. Should I sign the ticket before I take it to the lawyers?
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:40 |
|
The Fuzzy Hulk posted:I bought a ticket. No. I'd consult one beforehand, preferably one with commercial advertisements or billboards (like those "hurt on the job, call us at..." Advertisements)
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:43 |
|
The Fuzzy Hulk posted:I bought a ticket. If you win, mail it to me and I will verify it for you. You can trust me I am a notary.
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:44 |
|
thrakkorzog posted:If you're willing to live somewhat modestly you can stretch out 10 Million dollars over 60 years as long as you're willing to keep down on the extravagant expenses. And by living modestly, I mean you have to barely get by on about $160K per year, that's if you're only living off the principle. A modest 2% return on 10M is 200,000. 10M is enough to live will on interest alone.
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:46 |
|
LATimes has a good simulator because you can put a million virtual dollars in and watch it grind away to roughly one hundred thousand.
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:46 |
|
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:54 |
|
yeah thanks for getting all those losing numbers out of the way so i can swoop in!
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:54 |
|
tips to increase chance of dying in a plane crash: - spend your entire life on a plane
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:54 |
|
a face you can trust
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:55 |
|
Germstore posted:a face you can trust I've never seen someone who looks like they're wearing glasses but isn't.
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:57 |
|
step 1: buy as many tickets as you can step 2: win step 3: invest in gold
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:59 |
|
tips to increase chance of losing lottery multiple times: - buy as many tickets as you can afford
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 17:59 |
|
Serious discussion time. What would be the socioeconomic impact be if the winner were to give every US citizen one million dollars? Would the economy just crash? Extreme inflation? Or would it just behave as a giant economic stimulus package? I think if I would win, I would do it, just as a social experiment. I'd throw the rest of the winnings in Swiss bank accounts in case the US economy shits itself, though.
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:00 |
|
Lolcano Eruption posted:Serious discussion time. What would be the socioeconomic impact be if the winner were to give every US citizen one million dollars? i think the bigger effect would be from the death of all but 800 people in America
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:02 |
|
So I checked our balancing summary when I got to work yesterday, and people spent $20,056 at our store on lottery. That's more than my take-home annual pay after taxes, insurance, and 401K.
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:04 |
|
Lolcano Eruption posted:Serious discussion time. What would be the socioeconomic impact be if the winner were to give every US citizen one million dollars? You're really good at math. You should buy more tickets.
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:04 |
|
I want in on this quadrillion dollar jackpot.
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:05 |
|
Lolcano Eruption posted:Serious discussion time. What would be the socioeconomic impact be if the winner were to give every US citizen one million dollars? VendaGoat posted:You're really good at math. You should buy more tickets.
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:09 |
|
If I win I am going to start a charity project to give like $1,000 in cash to homeless drug addicts.
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:14 |
|
Three Olives posted:If I win I am going to start a charity project to give like $1,000 in cash to homeless drug addicts. This is the most acceptable looking plot for killing the homeless that I've ever seen.
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:23 |
|
I'm gonna run for president, and promise to give 1 million to everyone over 18 in america when I win.
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:29 |
|
Accretionist posted:This is the most acceptable looking plot for killing the homeless that I've ever seen. Don't let him fool you. He's just trying to legitimize his prostitution habit.
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:30 |
|
boom boom boom posted:i think the bigger effect would be from the death of all but 800 people in America aw you're no fun
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 18:35 |
|
Lolcano Eruption posted:Serious discussion time. What would be the socioeconomic impact be if the winner were to give every US citizen one million dollars?
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:04 |
|
Lolcano Eruption posted:Serious discussion time. What would be the socioeconomic impact be if the winner were to give every US citizen one million dollars? lol
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:12 |
|
Really makes you think.
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:20 |
|
Perfect
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:27 |
|
This popped up on my facebook too. Incredible.
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:52 |
|
Infidel Castro posted:So I checked our balancing summary when I got to work yesterday, and people spent $20,056 at our store on lottery. That's more than my take-home annual pay after taxes, insurance, and 401K. i lolled twice reading this post
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:55 |
|
CNN says that you should buy every ticket http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/11/news/powerball-jackpot-win-guarantee/index.html
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 19:59 |
|
|
# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:14 |
|
I checked that fool's account and he's backpedaling saying that it was a joke. Re-uploaded it with a picture of Steve Harvey over it. What a tool.
|
# ? Jan 11, 2016 20:00 |