Indolent Bastard posted:

When I win I will buy Something Awful and permaban everyone that posted in this thread (including me).

nomadologique posted:

america's favorite pastime: imagining what they will do with their winnings

Nonsense posted:

and then we get to read about some shitheads who donate it to their church

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I bought a ticket.

Should I sign the ticket before I take it to the lawyers?

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I bought a ticket.

Should I sign the ticket before I take it to the lawyers?

thrakkorzog posted:

If you're willing to live somewhat modestly you can stretch out 10 Million dollars over 60 years as long as you're willing to keep down on the extravagant expenses. And by living modestly, I mean you have to barely get by on about $160K per year, that's if you're only living off the principle.

Three Olives posted:

Germstore posted:

a face you can trust

Three Olives posted:

Lolcano Eruption posted:

Serious discussion time. What would be the socioeconomic impact be if the winner were to give every US citizen one million dollars?

Would the economy just crash? Extreme inflation? Or would it just behave as a giant economic stimulus package?

I think if I would win, I would do it, just as a social experiment. I'd throw the rest of the winnings in Swiss bank accounts in case the US economy shits itself, though.

Lolcano Eruption posted:

Serious discussion time. What would be the socioeconomic impact be if the winner were to give every US citizen one million dollars?

Would the economy just crash? Extreme inflation? Or would it just behave as a giant economic stimulus package?

I think if I would win, I would do it, just as a social experiment. I'd throw the rest of the winnings in Swiss bank accounts in case the US economy shits itself, though.

Lolcano Eruption posted:

Serious discussion time. What would be the socioeconomic impact be if the winner were to give every US citizen one million dollars?

Would the economy just crash? Extreme inflation? Or would it just behave as a giant economic stimulus package?

I think if I would win, I would do it, just as a social experiment. I'd throw the rest of the winnings in Swiss bank accounts in case the US economy shits itself, though.

VendaGoat posted:

You're really good at math. You should buy more tickets.

Three Olives posted:

If I win I am going to start a charity project to give like $1,000 in cash to homeless drug addicts.

Accretionist posted:

This is the most acceptable looking plot for killing the homeless that I've ever seen.

boom boom boom posted:

i think the bigger effect would be from the death of all but 800 people in America

Lolcano Eruption posted:

Serious discussion time. What would be the socioeconomic impact be if the winner were to give every US citizen one million dollars?

Would the economy just crash? Extreme inflation? Or would it just behave as a giant economic stimulus package?

I think if I would win, I would do it, just as a social experiment. I'd throw the rest of the winnings in Swiss bank accounts in case the US economy shits itself, though.

Lolcano Eruption posted:

Serious discussion time. What would be the socioeconomic impact be if the winner were to give every US citizen one million dollars?

Would the economy just crash? Extreme inflation? Or would it just behave as a giant economic stimulus package?

I think if I would win, I would do it, just as a social experiment. I'd throw the rest of the winnings in Swiss bank accounts in case the US economy shits itself, though.

Three Olives posted:

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Infidel Castro posted:

So I checked our balancing summary when I got to work yesterday, and people spent $20,056 at our store on lottery. That's more than my take-home annual pay after taxes, insurance, and 401K.

Three Olives posted: