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Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

doobie is almost retarded and we're making fun of an almost-retarded man

but hell, it's G.B.S.

it's like a pot calling the near-kettle black

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Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Puppy Galaxy posted:

Doobie's two businesses help his local economy.

The Doghouse saved Reform just like the first Doobie thread predicted. Eat that 2.0 cynics.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
At least he doesn't live in Manitowoc County, they'd frame a sewer man for anything up there.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
My biggest regret in life is being on forums hiatus during the start of the Era of Doob. This was even more entertaining than Gorgeous George

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

doobie is almost retarded and we're making fun of an almost-retarded man

but hell, it's G.B.S.

What part of "almost' don't you understand?

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy


CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Do you think West Alabama Automotive can service dubious Maximas

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
reform is going to turn into one huge yelp review with wayne reccommending all his shops.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

CrashCat posted:

Do you think West Alabama Automotive can service dubious Maximas

Lol OK partially redeemed

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I want a slawdog...in the butthole

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


facebook jihad posted:

I want a slawdog...in the butthole
good 'n' messy... get it dry, wet or soaked

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Bregor posted:

At least he doesn't live in Manitowoc County, they'd frame a sewer man for anything up there.

test for EDTA

this is a lawyer

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

CrashCat posted:

Do you think West Alabama Automotive can service dubious Maximas

he can probably help you sale one

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
what exactly constitutes a "light auto repair"

ridiculously simply poo poo any retard can do with the tool kit from ikea?

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


that and putting cars up on blocks to ignore them for weeks/years/forever, as the proud Southern tradition goes

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

people who post in QCS remind me of those kids in school who sit at the front of class or the bus or whatever cause no one likes them and try to chat with the teacher or driver but even they think they're faggots too and please go away

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Dave Concepcion posted:

what exactly constitutes a "light auto repair"

ridiculously simply poo poo any retard can do with the tool kit from ikea?

I'm guessing he's Doobie Lube.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


hey yall its yor ol pal doovobie here... just wanted to remind yall were open and were plum gettin bored in here! come on in t dobies! special wing spceial... 5 pond bag for 5 dolar. the black is moter ol cause i just got don at the garaj and the sinks busted but it dont afect the taste to much. gob bless

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
god bles.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Some slick cross-brand marketing there lmao

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.
I always recommend completely unrelated businesses when I review places on yelp. "Authentic Thai cuisine, fair prices, good atmosphere, and if you need your couch reupholstered, travel half a mile south and hang a left."

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
They cookin them dogs... and down the block they got there oil changes...

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Is there anything whatsoever in Alabama that wouldn't be improved by being set on fire

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


rotinaj posted:

Is there anything whatsoever in Alabama that wouldn't be improved by being set on fire
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal_Fire,_Alabama

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
drat, Pickens County got all the cool poo poo.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

drain that oil outta that hole

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

I did not realize that Doobie lived in the location for shooting the pre-oil part of Beverly Hillbillies

The biggest town in his county has like 10k people, median income is like 5 bucks and a tin of Skoal

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

rotinaj posted:

The biggest town in his county has like 10k people, median income is like 5 bucks and a tin of Skoal

that was my pappy's tin and his pappy's before him
we got skoal pride round these parts

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I wonder if Doobie is hosting a big championship bash down at the ol' dog house tonight.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Roll Tide! PILED HIGH!

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

i think this comedy well has run dry fellas

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Necros posted:

i think this comedy well has run dry fellas

enough about your posts

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Necros posted:

i think this comedy well has run dry fellas

You won't be saying this when the Doobs is elected mayor.

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Are truckers still discussing cheap hot snacks over the airwaves?

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

bradzilla posted:

enough about your posts

my comedy well runs deep but the water smells like sulfur so whenever you take a shower it smells like someone farted on you for 10 minutes

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Necros posted:

i think this comedy well has run dry fellas

- The mods, eight threads ago

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
We have cool mods now so roll on doobie dogs!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Necros posted:

smells like someone farted on you for 10 minutes

don't sign your posts

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Doob is going to slowly parlay his hot dog and auto repair success into local electoral victories until he eventually becomes governor and reinstates Jim Crow throughout Alabama. And it'll be all goons fault.

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Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

Doobie gonna post about his own truck, need spark plugs

"Pray for Bessie checked er out motor done need a 4-bypass"

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