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Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Now how do you feel about lax gun laws?

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Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

twistedmentat posted:

Uggggh they're in Toronto! This is worse than bed bugs and SARS combined!


Join us..we only want your face!
"It was then that I began to study the mirror with mounting alarm. The slow ravages of disease are not pleasant to watch, but in my case there was something subtler and more puzzling in the background. My father seemed to notice it, too, for he began looking at me curiously and almost affrightedly. What was taking place in me? Could it be that I was coming to resemble my grandmother and uncle Douglas?"

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I just realized we haven't discussed the jar yet. We don't have to, but I just thought I'd remind everyone.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Man I had completely forgotten about... The Jar.


:ohdear:

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
You better not be talking about the loving jar I think you're talking about.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
I know it was gross and barely watchable and all that but at the end of the day, he was a goofy character that kids enjoyed and honestly the prequels were a bit poo poo to begin with regardless of his presence so :shrug:

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
Hey, anyone wanna kick the new year off right and work out like a fedora wearing neckbeard?













DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

I mean this doesn't seem so terrible as workouts go, it at least encourages, you know, moving around and stuff. It's fine as long as you do it at home and don't then go around saying you're a martial arts master.....oh who am I kidding, the person who does this is absolutely going to then brag about knowing kung fu or whatever.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Scarf posted:

Hey, anyone wanna kick the new year off right and work out like a fedora wearing neckbeard?















These will provide so many videos of dorks accidentally smashing lamps and light fixtures with their practice swords.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


DorkusMalorkus posted:

I mean this doesn't seem so terrible as workouts go, it at least encourages, you know, moving around and stuff. It's fine as long as you do it at home and don't then go around saying you're a martial arts master.....oh who am I kidding, the person who does this is absolutely going to then brag about knowing kung fu or whatever.

Actually dad, it is called a bokken and not a ninja sword.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Foxhound posted:

You better not be talking about the loving jar I think you're talking about.

It's spelled the jar.

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007


And if you'd like to follow along, this gentleman shows you how it's all done:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtzwtRg8C5E

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


88h88 posted:

I want to say drugs were involved simply because that music is terrible and I grew up with 90s rave.

I'm trying to figure out which drugs are that bad. Like, I've done more drugs than I can count on both hands but none ever made me do things like that.



This is for those of you in the Pacific Northwest. Here I am moving from AZ, thinking "oh the Seattle area will be sweet!" :ohdear:

Scathach has a new favorite as of 21:47 on Jan 11, 2016

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

How do you count to 1000 during exercise, I lose count just doing 20 push ups

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Comrade Koba posted:

And if you'd like to follow along, this gentleman shows you how it's all done:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtzwtRg8C5E

I was not expecting that hair to appear

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Comrade Koba posted:

And if you'd like to follow along, this gentleman shows you how it's all done:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtzwtRg8C5E

Dragon... TWISTER!!!

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

My favourite move was the one where he stumbled and turned it into a twirl where he also adjusted his pony tail. I believe it was called Inelegant Ox Adjusts his Plumage. The one where it looked like he was bring both swords to his sides but he was just pulling up his trousers again also ruled.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Scathach posted:

I'm trying to figure out which drugs are that bad. Like, I've done more drugs than I can count on both hands but none ever made me do things like that.



This is for those of you in the Pacific Northwest. Here I am moving from AZ, thinking "oh the Seattle area will be sweet!" :ohdear:



Pretty terrible collection of cheap firearms.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Ugh, I have those skeleton gloves because my nephew gave them to me.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I think I just became a Republican. Goddamn kids these days.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

LingcodKilla posted:

I think I just became a Republican.

:getin:


But I'm about 80% sure that text and that photo are from two different people, one making fun of the other, sadly. Individually both are horrible, but together it just goes into unbelievable territory :(

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Didn't the fire from this spread uncontrollably or something?

Bluemillion posted:

"It was then that I began to study the mirror with mounting alarm. The slow ravages of disease are not pleasant to watch, but in my case there was something subtler and more puzzling in the background. My father seemed to notice it, too, for he began looking at me curiously and almost affrightedly. What was taking place in me? Could it be that I was coming to resemble my grandmother and uncle Douglas?"

He was said to have the "Equestria" look about him.


This guy totally insist everyone calls him "joker"

There's something really sad about creating fake FB profiles so you can have conversations with them, then doubly sad when its this awkward.

Five Apples
Mar 11, 2008

THIS IS WHAT I AM
edit: oops

Five Apples has a new favorite as of 23:58 on Jan 11, 2016

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

twistedmentat posted:

There's something really sad about creating fake FB profiles so you can have conversations with them, then doubly sad when its this awkward.



The sad part is that it's probably his alt account.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

twistedmentat posted:

There's something really sad about creating fake FB profiles so you can have conversations with them, then doubly sad when its this awkward.



Oh god. How can you reject yourself? How do you even get this broken?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Not only does he reject himself, but he's getting cockblocked by a lesbian pony. Jesus.



Hihohe posted:

Okay we gotta do one of those things where we name them funny poo poo. That guy on the right is some sort of Goblin.

Awkward Ugly & Gross: that guy on the right is some sort of goblin

Scathach has a new favorite as of 01:40 on Jan 12, 2016

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Scathach posted:

Not only does he reject himself, but he's getting cockblocked by a lesbian pony. Jesus.



Okay we gotta do one of those things where we name them funny poo poo. That guy on the right is some sort of Goblin.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Flinger posted:

How do you count to 1000 during exercise, I lose count just doing 20 push ups

Many sword-based martial arts classes (particularly Japanese arts such as battodo and even sports such as kendo) do 1000 cuts as a celebration of the new year. It takes like 30 minutes because if you do them quickly you will absolutely run out of steam by the first 100 or so.

It's not actually a good workout, it just helps tire the muscles and it's more of a fun group thing than an actual exercise. Afterwards you have class and then you get drunk with your classmates.

Also unless you know how to swing a sword correctly you're probably just going to injure yourself.

It's me. I'm the AUG in the thread.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I like how they're hanging out by some rustbucket shack that's by the loading docks.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Scathach posted:

Not only does he reject himself, but he's getting cockblocked by a lesbian pony. Jesus.

Awkward Ugly & Gross: Cockblocked by a lesbian pony

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Verisimilidude posted:

Many sword-based martial arts classes (particularly Japanese arts such as battodo and even sports such as kendo) do 1000 cuts as a celebration of the new year. It takes like 30 minutes because if you do them quickly you will absolutely run out of steam by the first 100 or so.

It's not actually a good workout, it just helps tire the muscles and it's more of a fun group thing than an actual exercise. Afterwards you have class and then you get drunk with your classmates.

Also unless you know how to swing a sword correctly you're probably just going to injure yourself.

It's me. I'm the AUG in the thread.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


wrong thread

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Verisimilidude posted:

Also unless you know how to swing a sword correctly you're probably just going to injure yourself.

As someone in half decent shape, I cringe at the memory of clearing coconut palms with a machete in shorts. I was tired and not really being careful, swung way too hard on a thin trunk that gave less resistance than I anticipated and I came less than an inch from putting the blade right into the front my shin on the follow-through. I can only credit that the fact that most of these noodle-armed dorks are buying lovely, dull swords from shady mall kiosks with the fact that they're only doing irreparable damage to their pride and not their extremities. Sharp things are loving dangerous if you don't pay attention to what you're doing.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Megera
Sep 9, 2008

'eyebrows'

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
She looks surprised

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
They look like the tapered end of a cup of chocolate soft serve.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!
NMS and very gross hernia


http://on.aol.com/video/hernia-is-biggest-we-have-ever-operated-on-graphic-images-519405541

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

The hell?

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