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Pick posted:Horseshoe Crab Conservation Fund and I already donate but I could donate more if I won If you gave a million bucks would they name something after you?
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how much would it cost to buy trump tower and rename it 'rump tower'
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Jan 11, 2016 23:40
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America's largest gathering of artisanal sock puppets. That's all I'm saying.
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MiracleWhale posted:what if the prize were the satisfaction of a job well done lol if you don't already have this every day
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Jan 11, 2016 23:41
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blugu64 posted:lol if you don't already have this every day your mom is hard to please
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gently caress giving to charity. With that type of money you could start your own charity.
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Jan 11, 2016 23:44
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Germstore posted:gently caress giving to charity. With that type of money you could start your own charity. Non-profits are great tax shelters and you can even pretend to help poors!
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Jan 11, 2016 23:45
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Germstore posted:gently caress giving to charity.
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ok i've been running a few iterations of the powerball simulator that was posted earlier. http://powerball-simulator.com/ if you select max speed the sim seem to run at about one year per second. sim1 is using quick pick numbers and hit a million bux after 625 years. it's now at 35.5K years and has hit $10K 11 times but nothing bigger. sim2 i picked the numbers and it's been running for 22.5K years and is a poor performer giving only 10K twice. sim3 i started a few minutes ago and picked clown option 1 2 3 4 5 and powerball 6 and it hit a million in 52.4 years (less than a minute of sim time). i'm suspicious of the RNG in this thing  also i was thinking about blowing 2bux on the next drawing but these simulations are really showing how futile the whole thing is so maybe i'll just buy a cookie instead.
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Jan 11, 2016 23:49
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Three Olives posted:I think I will buy something that some people really, really love like a comic book store and liquidate it's assets. did u get tired of guys liquidating in ur asset
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Jan 11, 2016 23:52
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I plan on buying a beautiful piece of wooded property, maybe a park and paving it as a discount car park.
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Jan 11, 2016 23:52
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soy posted:Non-profits are great tax shelters and you can even pretend to help poors! So are sports franchises. The intangible assets involved in the purchase (which is a huge percentage of the total value) are tax deductible over like a decade. 
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Jan 11, 2016 23:54
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I will buy all the tickets to the midnight showings of the next Star Wars movie and give them out to the biggest fans but right before the movie comes on I will have someone get out and say they have to make a special announcement and they spoil the movie.
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Jan 11, 2016 23:57
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boom boom boom posted:If you gave a million bucks would they name something after you? maybe a crab
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Jan 11, 2016 23:58
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kindermord posted:ok i've been running a few iterations of the powerball simulator that was posted earlier. http://powerball-simulator.com/ this owns, i'm at 50 years and have only gotten up to 3 winning numbers so far lmao
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Jan 11, 2016 23:59
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Three Olives, why do all your plans involve making people miserable? Isn't your posting enough?
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Jan 11, 2016 23:59
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Germstore posted:Three Olives, why do all your plans involve making people miserable? Isn't your posting enough? You can't compress evil into a condo, it needs to spread.
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Indolent Bastard posted:Hide your identity by picking up your winnings in a burka and say you will be donating all but $10M to Al Jazeera, "Allahu Akbar" and you are out. Hell, I wear a burka every day since it helps combat Islamophobia and subverts gender norms at the same time. I'm very forward thinking. NE way, if I win the lotto, I'll hire Mr. Bungle to play the greatest hits of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, record it and then spread the tracks all over the internet in the hope that, eventually, the versions of the songs I recorded replace the originals in people's minds. I just think it would be funny.
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I'd probably go somewhere where money can really influence local elections and become some regional political kingmaker and grift my way from several hundred million to billions. Possibly get into construction, architecture & engineering and get myself no bid contracts, etc.
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Jan 12, 2016 00:06
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Three Olives posted:I think I will buy something that some people really, really love like a comic book store and liquidate it's assets. Why not a hospital? Buy it, kick everyone out, then burn the fucker to the ground while cackling and furiously masturbating.
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Jan 12, 2016 00:08
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Three Olives posted:I will buy all the tickets to the midnight showings of the next Star Wars movie and give them out to the biggest fans but right before the movie comes on I will have someone get out and say they have to make a special announcement and they spoil the movie. Offer Bernie Sanders fifty million dollars to drop out of the election.
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Pick posted:I bought some tickets, if I win I'll help my friends and donate money to horseshoe crabs I'll buy everyone in America a horseshoe crab
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Jan 12, 2016 00:11
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Open an extremely litigious payday/title loan business in the poorest part of town.
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Jan 12, 2016 00:22
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kindermord posted:also i was thinking about blowing 2bux on the next drawing but these simulations are really showing how futile the whole thing is so maybe i'll just buy a cookie instead. That powerball simulator is old and broken. The odds are different now and the grand prize will likely give 10-30 times more than $40,000,000 by Wednesday night. If you have infinite $$$ and infinite time you 100% want to play now.
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Jan 12, 2016 00:24
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Ork of Fiction posted:NE way, if I win the lotto, I'll hire Mr. Bungle to play the greatest hits of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, record it and then spread the tracks all over the internet in the hope that, eventually, the versions of the songs I recorded replace the originals in people's minds. I just think it would be funny. I would just hire Mr. Bungle to play Mr. Bungle. That would be sweet.
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Jan 12, 2016 00:29
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if they have over a billion dollars why is the website so lovely?
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If you really wanted to be a dick you could go into a real small town and buy out all the commercial property and shut it down then pay off the a chunk of the city council so rezoning public or residential area takes years.
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Jan 12, 2016 00:30
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:if they have over a billion dollars why is the website so lovely? I was bummed to inspect the scrolling text and see it wasn't an original html marquee tag.
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Jan 12, 2016 00:32
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I'm going to fund whale research. In Japan.
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Jan 12, 2016 00:37
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Three Olives posted:I'm going to fund whale harpoon research. In Japan.
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Jan 12, 2016 00:42
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That's what he said, yeah
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Three Olives posted:I'm going to fund whale research. In Japan.
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If I win I am going to hire Miss America to be my official rear end-wiper. I don't even know who she is, but I know I can find her price.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:38
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GORDON posted:If I win I am going to hire Miss America to be my official rear end-wiper. If I win I am going to hire you to be my official rear end-wiper.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:40
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Germstore posted:If I win I am going to hire you to be my official rear end-wiper. I have my price.
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drawing is on wednesday right?
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Ork of Fiction posted:I'll hire Mr. Bungle to play the greatest hits of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, record it and then spread the tracks all over the internet in the hope that, eventually, the versions of the songs I recorded replace the originals in people's minds. I just think it would be funny. unironically quality post, sir
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Jan 12, 2016 03:14
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how much would it cost to blow up the moon
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I'm going to build an anti-homeless spike factory.
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MiracleWhale posted:how much would it cost to blow up the moon
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