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metal as gently caress
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Jan 8, 2016 22:32
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lol im the poop coming out of the pipe on the right
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Jan 8, 2016 22:55
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Dilettante. posted:
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Jan 8, 2016 23:12
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Frosted Flake posted:Kind-of. It's also worth noting that "bed frame" was just the colloquial term for them, and they were built in the repair shops for units heading into urban areas, since I've run into a couple people who interpreted it literally and thought the intention was to use mattresses to bounce rockets away. Authentic WW2 design diagram: 
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Jan 9, 2016 00:00
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Frosted Flake posted:Slat armour as used in Afghanistan was more designed to break up RPG warheads than to defeat the HEAT effects. And that only works with older models of warhead, where if you dent the side of the projectile you short out the conductive path between the fuse in the nose and the detonator in the base.
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Jan 9, 2016 00:17
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Mr. Nice! posted:that's loving incredible
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Jan 9, 2016 07:59
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Jan 9, 2016 15:28
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Jesus loving christ
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Jan 9, 2016 15:33
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Jan 9, 2016 15:53
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I don't get it. Please enlighten non-mil goons!
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Jan 9, 2016 18:22
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Someone took someone else's military ID and riveted it together between two metal plates, leaving just enough information to indicate whose it is, but not enough to make it anything other than useless. To be fair, there's a perfectly good chance someone did this to their own ID what with it being the military and all. Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Jan 9, 2016 |
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Jan 9, 2016 18:30
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Duzzy Funlop posted:To be fair, there's a perfectly good chance someone did this to their own ID what with it being the military and all. Could it be the active duty version of "bae caught me sleepin"??
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Jan 9, 2016 19:02
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 When people forgot their ID cards we'd gently caress with them, usually drawing stupid poo poo in the picture, or tape it to the ceiling where they had to stack furniture to reach it, but that's a whole different level.
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Jan 9, 2016 19:21
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I love when you leave your CAC for someone else to use (oh shut the gently caress up you OPSEC shitheads don't act like you've never shared access) because it's the weekend night shift and they got locked out and there's literally no other option than me working 48 hours straight Then some cheeky bastard thinks he's hilarious because he thinks I totally forgot my ID and freezes it Basically I'm saying the CAC police faggots that run to hide an ID when a dude steps away for literally 5 seconds are just that, faggots. As is anyone else in the Like I just put some clear tape over the face and drew a mustache and maybe some devil horns
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Jan 9, 2016 19:30
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We only resorted to drawing when it was clear they weren't coming right back. If they were coming right back, that's when you send flirtatious emails to their supervisor of the same sex.
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Jan 9, 2016 19:48
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Yeah trying to send flirtatious or otherwise inappropriate emails from someone else's account before they get back from the bathroom is a time-honored military tradition
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Jan 9, 2016 20:05
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I would mspaint dicks as fast I could and make it their background. Maximize whatever window they were working in so when they go to their desktop next they are met with a crudely drawn, yet veiny surprise.
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Jan 9, 2016 20:09
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I just posted on their fb y'all dicks
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Jan 9, 2016 20:44
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The more good-natured fuckery I'd indulge in would be to screenshot the desktop of the civilian secretary in my office and then just open the picture fullscreen. Oldest trick in the book but every single drat time, she'd suspect a system crash instead of me screwing around. We also had a particularly righteous idiot in the company that took the "opportunity creates thieves" creed from boot to heart a little too much and long, going as far as basically stealing poo poo that was unattended for maybe a minute to claim people had lost it. He was warned to cut it out a couple of times. An honored tradition had previously been to wrap lost IDs or weapons cards with sparkly sticky-foil which would be a pain to remove, but at some point, it turned out that the new standard of sticky foil had such strong adhesive that the lovely ID/weapons cards would have their print ripped off when removing the foil, regardless how carefully you did it. Shithead decides to keep up with his shenanigans until the reservist O-2 that was temporary CO decided to throw the book at him after the guy went through every single room housing recruits and hosed with around 10 IDs. Added idiocy in Germany is that any charge under the german UCMJ that amounts to a potential felony under the regular penal code has to be deferred to the civilian DA in addition to any military proceedings. Reservist CO didn't think that "throwing the book" at the guy would cross that line, but it slipped his mind that "screwing with" officially-issued IDs constituted falsification of documents legally, so the proceedings were picked up by the DA. From that point on, every civilian in the chain of events decided to make an example of the shithead E-3 because gently caress the military. Guy got busted to E-1, dismissed and ended up with a conviction and a huge fine, loving up his future. CO came back from his course at Ft Leonardwood 3 weeks later asking why he's losing soldiers to juvenile pranks.
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Jan 9, 2016 21:05
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Just put a small amount of tape over the chip so they think their CAC is broken and they have to go get a new one.
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Jan 9, 2016 21:59
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Duzzy Funlop posted:The more good-natured fuckery I'd indulge in would be to screenshot the desktop of the civilian secretary in my office and then just open the picture fullscreen. Oldest trick in the book but every single drat time, she'd suspect a system crash instead of me screwing around. Everyone should join the military. It's awesome.
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Jan 9, 2016 22:00
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Given about ten or so minutes of free access, if create outlook rules that'll forward and delete emails to someone like the commander or first sergeant.
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Jan 9, 2016 22:23
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Jan 9, 2016 22:30
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That pt belt was created after the fact with cut up post it notes, wasn't it?
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Jan 9, 2016 22:36
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Looks like it. It's like a cherry on top. It's perfect.
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Jan 9, 2016 23:53
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Arrath posted:That pt belt was created after the fact with cut up post it notes, wasn't it? Sherlock Holmes on the loose here
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Jan 9, 2016 23:55
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Also lol I don't think lost CACs are the biggest problem with security breaches in the military and government. TGANKS
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Jan 9, 2016 23:56
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Zeris posted:Sherlock Holmes on the loose here Kindly smdftb, Watson.
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Jan 10, 2016 01:55
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Enough about CACs. Here, have some assorted footage of ATGMs doing God's work.
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Jan 11, 2016 13:45
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Indonesian live fire drill https://gfycat.com/LightheartedUnhappyIchidna Kurdish Peshmerga blows up an incoming ISIS VBIED with Milan ATGM (maybe an rpg?) just in time http://www.gfycat.com/SecondaryWelloffAsianwaterbuffalo hostile apostle fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Jan 11, 2016 |
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Jan 11, 2016 22:58
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Mexican Marines wearing helmet cams captured El Chapo while wearing tracksuit tops.
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Jan 12, 2016 01:58
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Ragaman posted:Enough about CACs. Here, have some assorted footage of ATGMs doing God's work.  @ 10:10
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Jan 12, 2016 02:11
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chitoryu12 posted:Mexican Marines wearing helmet cams captured El Chapo while wearing tracksuit tops. I heard he escaped all that into a sewer tunnel, then a car, then was finally apprehended? That footage is holy poo poo though.
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Jan 12, 2016 06:54
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I'm the dude rocking a red shirt and throwing frags.
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Jan 12, 2016 07:10
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Ragaman posted:Enough about CACs. Here, have some assorted footage of ATGMs doing God's work. 11:38 
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Jan 12, 2016 07:11
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Chinatown posted:I'm the dude rocking a red shirt and throwing frags. @ 5:40 "Hey, hey! Calm down, stop shooting like crazy!" Dilettante. fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Jan 12, 2016 |
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Jan 12, 2016 20:48
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Real life MOUT seems absolutely terrifying. What's your casualty rate? Like guaranteed 40%?lol
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Jan 12, 2016 20:53
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Real life MOUT seems absolutely terrifying. What's your casualty rate? Like guaranteed 40%?lol This is why you assign the SAW to your big (or short) assholes/rednecks and put them at the front of your stack every time.
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Yeah sorry I meant to say being a boot in MOUT seems terrifying
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