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No. 6 posted:If you blow up moon, you get Morlocks. every year, the moon is one inch farther away it has to be destroyed before it escapes our vengeance forever
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Jan 12, 2016 05:08
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No. 6 posted:If you blow up moon, you get Morlocks. as a powerball winner i will be an eloi
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Jan 12, 2016 05:10
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MiracleWhale posted:as a powerball winner i will be an eloi Gonna eat ur liver
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Jan 12, 2016 05:34
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No. 6 posted:Gonna eat ur liver easy come easy go
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Jan 12, 2016 05:41
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yall could give me money right now 
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Jan 12, 2016 05:45
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Welp
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Jan 12, 2016 05:46
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Pick posted:yall could give me money right now I'd rather set it on fire and flush it down the toilet
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Jan 12, 2016 05:47
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MiracleWhale posted:I'd rather set it on fire and flush it down the toilet that's how you send it to me, i live in fire toilet
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Jan 12, 2016 05:49
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Pick posted:that's how you send it to me, i live in fire toilet is sewer included in your rent
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Jan 12, 2016 05:51
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MiracleWhale posted:is sewer included in your rent ninja turtles don't pay utilities
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Jan 12, 2016 05:52
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Man I would have one hell of an orgy mansion. It wouldnt be my normal home either. I would just insure orgies are going on there 24/7
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Jan 12, 2016 05:53
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No. 6 posted:Gonna eat ur liver I watched a documentary about how you can buy kidneys from poor people in foreign countries for transplant, I could do that or trick one of them into thinking they only need one liver and have one installed as a backup.
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Jan 12, 2016 06:00
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Zogo posted:That powerball simulator is old and broken. The odds are different now and the grand prize will likely give 10-30 times more than $40,000,000 by Wednesday night. If you have infinite $$$ and infinite time you 100% want to play now. i knew the odds were different, and it's definitely broken. my 1 2 3 4 5 + pb6 pick has hit the million mark 6 times in 10 thousand years and i'm running a 4 million dollar profit atm. stop getting my hopes up u dumb simulator! 
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Jan 12, 2016 06:00
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Pick posted:ninja turtles don't pay utilities im giving the money to krang and he's gonna build a shiny new technodrome and gently caress shredder in it while bebop and rocksteady watch also i'm going to pay New York politicians to pass a law that pizza restaurants can't serve mutants
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Jan 12, 2016 06:25
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MiracleWhale posted:also i'm going to pay New York politicians to pass a law that pizza restaurants can't serve mutants April's Law
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Jan 12, 2016 06:25
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Three Olives posted:I watched a documentary about how you can buy kidneys from poor people in foreign countries for transplant, I could do that or trick one of them into thinking they only need one liver and have one installed as a backup. gently caress that. I want to buy poor people and force feed them lobster and Kobe beef until their liver is diseased and swollen. At that time I will cut it out, purée it, and spread it on a nice raisin toast with some onion confit. Mmm mm!
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Jan 12, 2016 06:25
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I would pay for a weekend with Abigail Mac, the literal personification of Florida, and would enjoy it.
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Jan 12, 2016 06:38
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It's so much money I feel like people are just losing interest now lol
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Jan 12, 2016 20:37
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BossRighteous posted:It's so much money I feel like people are just losing interest now lol Canadians are crossing the border to play. 
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Jan 12, 2016 20:44
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I hope the jackpot gets split between like 25 people with the same numbers because I'm selfish and don't want to see someone walk away with this much money.
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Jan 12, 2016 20:54
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im going to blow up an island if i win
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Jan 12, 2016 20:56
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I hope the jackpot gets split between like 25 people with the same numbers because I'm selfish and don't want to see someone walk away with this much money. gently caress you mang, all the money's mine. I'll post facebook pics from my yacht in Macau for you to live vicariously through me, don't worry.
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Jan 12, 2016 21:07
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A. Beaverhausen posted:gently caress you mang, all the money's mine. I'll post facebook pics from my yacht in Macau for you to live vicariously through me, don't worry. I was thinking Monaco, personally.
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Jan 12, 2016 21:15
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I'm going to invest heavily in artificial intelligence and time travel and create the ultimate being, full of kindness and driven with a purpose to make the world better. And then call it Four Olives.
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Jan 12, 2016 21:19
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VendaGoat posted:Canadians are crossing the border to play. You can pretty much buy canada with that jackpot considering how poo poo the canadian dollar is.
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Jan 12, 2016 21:20
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keyframe posted:You can pretty much buy canada with that jackpot considering how poo poo the canadian dollar is. That's Loonie 
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Jan 12, 2016 21:21
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I was thinking of starting a company that basically does debt consolidation. The rub is, you have to move into a dormitory (which you must pay for, but is pretty cheap and basic) and all of your expenses are tracked in detail and you must meet with a counselor once a month to keep things on track for repayment. Basically a voluntary debtors prison except you can leave to work. Also if you try to bail before you finish repayment then there's some contract that basically you are hosed forever in the harshest possible way.
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Jan 12, 2016 21:23
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soy posted:I was thinking of starting a company that basically does debt consolidation. The rub is, you have to move into a dormitory (which you must pay for, but is pretty cheap and basic) and all of your expenses are tracked in detail and you must meet with a counselor once a month to keep things on track for repayment. Have you ever seen "The Shawshank Redemption"?
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Jan 12, 2016 21:24
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VendaGoat posted:Have you ever seen "The Shawshank Redemption"? Yes many times but I don't get the reference.
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Jan 12, 2016 21:25
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soy posted:I was thinking of starting a company that basically does debt consolidation. The rub is, you have to move into a dormitory (which you must pay for, but is pretty cheap and basic) and all of your expenses are tracked in detail.
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Jan 12, 2016 21:25
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As a white man, in America I've already won the lottery.
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Jan 12, 2016 21:26
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soy posted:I was thinking of starting a company that basically does debt consolidation. The rub is, you have to move into a dormitory (which you must pay for, but is pretty cheap and basic) and all of your expenses are tracked in detail and you must meet with a counselor once a month to keep things on track for repayment. I actually would buy old hotels and turn them into free transitional housing for the homeless and unemployed.
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Jan 12, 2016 21:32
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Jim Barris posted:This is all sorts of illegal. It's also a terrible idea because the only people who'd agree to that for even a minute are exactly the people who'll run out on their debt. People judged high risk can sign up for the advanced version where you are not allowed to leave and get to work sorting my m&ms by color or whatever. Also it's ok I'll just fly these people to some place where this is legal (they pay for the flight) like those re-education camps for gay kids.
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Jan 12, 2016 21:40
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MiracleWhale posted:also i'm going to pay New York politicians to pass a law that pizza restaurants can't serve mutants  Life will find a way.
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Jan 12, 2016 21:54
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I'd buy all of the new Volkswagen electric micro busses. Paint them like all the A-Team van and crash them going over sick jumps. I'd have a castle made for me and live in it. A nice one, like Hogwarts, but in Oregon. I'd have a pet gorilla named Kong and have his trainer teach him how to play the piano. I'd have my own bomb range, race track, pizza parlor, and movie studio. Finally get to watch a Voltron movie.
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Jan 12, 2016 22:10
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Powerball up to 1.5 billion now... I really really really want it to rollover to like 2 billion. So next time we have 5,6,700+ mil pots they seem tiny in comparison.
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Jan 12, 2016 22:17
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Someone's about to be the most hated person in the country.
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I'd buy that wu tang album and then make another fortune scamming people on eBay by selling pictures of it
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BossRighteous posted:I actually would buy old hotels and turn them into free transitional housing for the homeless and unemployed. I was thinking the same thing but with poor fire safety.
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