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RobotNinjaHornets
Dec 30, 2012

loving hell. Guess I'm still living with my parents for the foreseeable future

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Oberleutnant posted:

Ah jesus lol. gently caress this country.

Britain 2020 is going to be a mandatory, perpetual and nationwide Dickensian LARP

Look on the brightside, at least we're going to have another financial crash, house prices will stay inflated because of course they will, and thousands will be plunged into poverty, hundreds if not thousands will commit suicide or die while on benefits, probably after draconian sanctions over minor infractions, more people will have to deal with depression, anxiety & other mental health disorders, putting further pressure on an already stretched & under-funded NHS, but it might succeed at popping the illusion that the Tories are a safe pair of hands in a crisis, giving Labour a chance in 2020.

Actually, that last part probably won't happen. Groovy.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Osbournes aware he's about to have a financial crash on his watch and is already doing everything he can to blame everyone else.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house

Oberleutnant posted:

Not strictly archival but there's a throne in the great hall that has a woman with six tits carved into it too....

God drat it. I literally can't imagine anything more tacky but now I know such a thing exists I want to sit in it.

JoylessJester
Sep 13, 2012

https://www.opendemocracy.net/uk/greg-philo/is-britains-media-biased-against-left#.VpVBIc7kvB4

A history of bias against the British left.

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

Former PLP chair really having a meltdown in his maiden speech in the House of Lords...

quote:

“I would like to say to my own party leadership that last week, I think, was a disastrous week for us. When we should have been concentrating and holding the Government to account for the floods and for this Bill, we involved ourselves in an unnecessary reshuffle and we lost two of our best communicators, Michael Dugher and Kevan Jones.

My advice to my own party leadership is that they should take less notice of the London-centric hard left political class who sit around in their £1 million mansions eating their croissants at breakfast and seeking to lay the foundations for a socialist revolution.

It is not the job of the parliamentary Labour party to sit around developing ultra-left wing policies which make them feel good. It’s their job, and their responsibility, to come forward with policies which will help us to win the next general election. For those who don’t want to take on that task can I suggest they join a society in which they can enjoy sitting around having a philosophical debate about the meaning of socialism.”

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Ddraig posted:

God drat it. I literally can't imagine anything more tacky but now I know such a thing exists I want to sit in it.
I was sure there was a throne covered in dicks on Oglaf but I can't find it. Maybe I'm getting mixed up with the dick headstone (:nws: if your boss is offended by cartoon stone dicks).

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

winegums posted:

Compare:

sky news:



BBC:



Why is Sky better on this than the loving beeb? Did Hunt spill a drink on Murdoch atsome fancy do?

Rearrange the following words: due, BBC, decision, on, charter, December, renewal, by

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Trin Tragula posted:

Rearrange the following words: due, BBC, decision, on, charter, December, renewal, by

Haha drat it this was what I was about to post. Albeit it as "Sky doesn't have a charter up for renewal, that's why."

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I'm sure Osborne will be held to account by the press for the fact that pushing austerity after the last crash is going to really gently caress over recovery from the one coming

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Prince John posted:

Former PLP chair really having a meltdown in his maiden speech in the House of Lords...

quote:

When we should have been concentrating and holding the Government to account for the floods and for this Bill, we involved ourselves in an unnecessary reshuffle and we lost two of our best communicators, Michael Dugher and Kevan Jones.

The gently caress is it with people going "We should focus on the floods and the Tories" and then immediately ignoring their own advice and attacking their own party.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Trin Tragula posted:

Rearrange the following words: due, BBC, decision, on, charter, December, renewal, by

One of the particular reforms which the tories had in mind for the BBC charter was to reduce its renewal period from once a decade to once every 4 or 5 years, meaning that each government would have at least one chance to gently caress them over. As it stands the BBC should (in theory) enjoy a certain level of guaranteed independence because there's a reasonable chance of a change in government in between the BBC holding a government to account and their charter coming up again each decade. I say in theory because that's how it is now and they're still sniveling, subservient cowards to the government.

communism bitch fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Jan 12, 2016

Chocolate Teapot
May 8, 2009

Jose posted:

I'm sure Osborne will be held to account by the press for the fact that pushing austerity after the last crash is going to really gently caress over recovery from the one coming

What upcoming crash? It is definitely one we didn't see coming™

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Jose posted:

I'm sure Osborne will be held to account by the press for the fact that pushing austerity after the last crash is going to really gently caress over recovery from the one coming

Clearly the press will simply collaborate with the government's new narrative: "We Didn't Austerity Hard Enough". The Invivisble Hand is angry with us, and we must toil to appease it.

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

All the more reason why the BBC should be defunded and its duties left to private broadcasters like Sky

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


shrike82 posted:

All the more reason why the BBC should be defunded and its duties left to private broadcasters like Sky

No, all the more reason why the BBC should live up to it's mandate.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Stop replying to a known troll.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

RobotNinjaHornets posted:

loving hell. Guess I'm still living with my parents for the foreseeable future

I dread to think how much my rent's going to go up by next year (currently £430 a month all bills in bedsit in a shared house)

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

This is all good news though for conservatives - the disruptions to NHS service will lead to further funding cuts in a virtuous cycle.
Hopefully we'll see a shift to private healthcare over the next decade or so.

winegums
Dec 21, 2012


Trin Tragula posted:

Rearrange the following words: due, BBC, decision, on, charter, December, renewal, by

They will get hosed by the tories regardless. might aswell go out swinging. fuckit, rename the channel to Bacon Buggerer Cameron.

winegums fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Jan 12, 2016

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
The BBC charter length really ought to be extended to 20 years or so, or at least long enough that they don't spend the majority of their time blowing in the political wind. Even ten years is too frequent to ever be truly independent.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Fans posted:

So the Doctor’s strikes are on. Time for a fun game of “Where in the world is Jeremy Hunt?”

http://news.sky.com/story/1621363/wheres-jeremy-hunt-you-cant-ask-that

Just for the record on this, here's the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxj5ItDhaJw

It's not even the interviewee who says it, it's some off-camera minder. The interviewee doesn't even really seem to know why he's there.

PMQs tomorrow MUST be all about this, if Corbyn has even a lick of sense he will co-ordinate with Angus Robertson at the very least to just keep slapping Dave with questions.

I mean, he should be co-ordinating his entire party to rain down misery on the PM, but lol good luck with that.

thespaceinvader fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Jan 12, 2016

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Chocolate Teapot posted:

What upcoming crash? It is definitely one we didn't see coming™

Nah Osborne's already been making speeches about 'the cocktail of threats' in the global economy, and basically setting expectations and getting his excuses in early. It's nothing to do with us, it's everyone else! And it would be worse under Labour without STRONG ECONOMY that's limiting the damage and not causing it or anything

Pork Pie Hat
Apr 27, 2011

shrike82 posted:

All the more reason why the BBC should be defunded and its duties left to private broadcasters like Sky

shrike82 posted:

This is all good news though for conservatives - the disruptions to NHS service will lead to further funding cuts in a virtuous cycle.
Hopefully we'll see a shift to private healthcare over the next decade or so.

So you're in favour of private healthcare and big business broadcasters.

Remind us how you're a "socialist" again?

Serotonin
Jul 14, 2001

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*
I don't think Shrike self describes as a socialist

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Serotonin posted:

I don't think Shrike self describes as a socialist

shrike82 posted:

I'm a socialist so ...
He's either trolling or very stupid, or, more likely, both.

winegums
Dec 21, 2012


thespaceinvader posted:

Just for the record on this, here's the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxj5ItDhaJw

It's not even the interviewee who says it, it's some off-camera minder. The interviewee doesn't even really seem to know why he's there.

PMQs tomorrow MUST be all about this, if Corbyn has even a lick of sense he will co-ordinate with Angus Robertson at the very least to just keep slapping Dave with questions.

I mean, he should be co-ordinating his entire party to rain down misery on the PM, but lol good luck with that.

Yesmate. Healthcare/NHS is meant to be Labour's strong point. This is an issue that the public support. Basically should be 6 questions regarding the Tories' utterly awfulness on this and more pressure on the government. That they've accused the BMA of trying to tear down the government shows they're in real siege mode.

That said i'm glad it's called "Prime Minister's Questions" and not "Prime Minister's Answers", because the responses to each question will be "blah blah blah WHAT ABOUT COMMUNIST CORBYN LOONY LEFT"

Serotonin
Jul 14, 2001

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

XMNN posted:

He's either trolling or very stupid, or, more likely, both.

A national socialist I think

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

thespaceinvader posted:

Just for the record on this, here's the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxj5ItDhaJw

It's not even the interviewee who says it, it's some off-camera minder. The interviewee doesn't even really seem to know why he's there.

PMQs tomorrow MUST be all about this, if Corbyn has even a lick of sense he will co-ordinate with Angus Robertson at the very least to just keep slapping Dave with questions.

I mean, he should be co-ordinating his entire party to rain down misery on the PM, but lol good luck with that.

Imagine a cabinet minister hiding from the media and not getting raked through the muck for it?

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Jeremy Hunt is the guy who hid behind a tree to avoid the media when he was Murdoch's culture secretary

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

baka kaba posted:

Jeremy Hunt is the guy who hid behind a tree to avoid the media when he was Murdoch's culture secretary

Let's not forget, he's also the person who's dodged EVERY loving urgent questions session scheduled for him in Parliament since I think October.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Pork Pie Hat posted:

So you're in favour of private healthcare and big business broadcasters.

Remind us how you're a "socialist" again?

Serotonin posted:

I don't think Shrike self describes as a socialist

XMNN posted:

He's either trolling or very stupid, or, more likely, both.

I JUST said

Tesseraction posted:

Stop replying to a known troll.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



thespaceinvader posted:

Let's not forget, he's also the person who's dodged EVERY loving urgent questions session scheduled for him in Parliament since I think October.

Is that even... allowed? Isn't there some sort of censure that can be leveled against him, at the very least? Shouldn't he get called into the Speaker's chambers to explain to the headmaster why exactly he was dossing about instead of in class?

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Mister Adequate posted:

Is that even... allowed? Isn't there some sort of censure that can be leveled against him, at the very least? Shouldn't he get called into the Speaker's chambers to explain to the headmaster why exactly he was dossing about instead of in class?

Probably dodged that too the slimy prick.

Seriously, we spend a lot of energy worrying about Cameron and Osborne, but it's Hunt who scares me most. He's competent AND evil.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

thespaceinvader posted:

He's competent AND evil.
Steady on....

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Oberleutnant posted:

Steady on....

I kind of have to agree. He's managing to kill the NHS while making the public think its a good idea.

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

Aren't UK doctors overpaid in any case? Hopefully these strikes will further turn public opinion away from them.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

serious gaylord posted:

I kind of have to agree. He's managing to kill the NHS while making the public think its a good idea.

Do they? I haven't heard a word in support of him from any Real People. Obviously that's anecdotal but I can usually guarantee hearing one lovely opinion a day since about 90% of my colleagues are FYGM Tory monarchists.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Oberleutnant posted:

Do they? I haven't heard a word in support of him from any Real People. Obviously that's anecdotal but I can usually guarantee hearing one lovely opinion a day since about 90% of my colleagues are FYGM Tory monarchists.

He seems to be firmly anonymous, which for a politician in his role seems to be rather good.

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Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
I propose a new series of children's books called "Where in the world is Jeremy Hunt?"

Such adventures could be the time he was behind a tree, the time he was anywhere but in parliament, and maybe a wildcard one where he's helping to get Michael Gove out of that toilet.

All the proceeds can go to the child victims of Tory MPs.

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