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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

blue squares posted:

how much is sportclips these days?

i dunno i cut my own hair

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Consummate Professional posted:

Did Paul Ryan just pull his dick out of his pants?

It's his first time up there so he's following Biden's lead.

JumpinJackFlash
Nov 15, 2001
gently caress college students. Vote Republican.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

I really wanna know what Biden just whispered to Ryan

"Remember when you thought you were going to sit here? lol good times kid"

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
College is like a mortgage. Let's reverse it and become stupid.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

cams posted:

yo biden just leaned over and said something to ryan after obama said "make college affordable for everyone."

i hope it was just, "you hear that, shithead?"

"you hear that, boy? we're winning"

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
HELL YEAH COMMUNITY COLLEGE!!

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Thump! posted:

It's on MSNBC as well as ABC I think.

Heres an online link btw: http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/

no, i mean, are the graphics (like that graduation rate thing) overlaid on CNN or whatever

i'm watching at https://www.whitehouse.gov/sotu

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Not only is Orrin Hatch the designated survivor, he's currently in possession of the nuclear football.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

"I'm getting close, u?"

"I got a better shot as his job than you, bitch."

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Ryans having Nam' flash backs to 2012

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

I really wanna know what Biden just whispered to Ryan

"you will never stand there"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahahaha oh my God

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Joementum posted:

Not only is Orrin Hatch the designated survivor, he's currently in possession of the nuclear football.

Thanks for that nightmare

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

loving BURN!

badatom
Dec 10, 2011
I really like that Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren and Al Franken and Sherrod Brown are all sitting together. Like the cool kids' table or something.

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


drat, son. drat.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Petey posted:

no, i mean, are the graphics (like that graduation rate thing) overlaid on CNN or whatever

i'm watching at https://www.whitehouse.gov/sotu

Oh, I don't know about that. That stream I'm watching is just showing the stream and names of certain folks when they're centered.

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
wait what did he say i missed it

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

BOOOO MEDICARE - some dudes

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Biden looks like he's going to cry.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Do I hear booing for Medicare and SS?

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Joementum posted:

Not only is Orrin Hatch the designated survivor, he's currently in possession of the nuclear football.

oh jesus

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
I think I saw Charlie Weis about five minutes ago.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



badatom posted:

I really like that Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren and Al Franken and Sherrod Brown are all sitting together. Like the cool kids' table or something.

"The Next Presidential Cabinet"

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



I was hoping Biden's dink was out when he stood up

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

hahaha Biden standing next to stoneface ryan

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

badatom posted:

I really like that Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren and Al Franken and Sherrod Brown are all sitting together. Like the cool kids' table or something.

Communists like to party togeather

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Hollismason posted:

Biden looks like he's going to cry.

He's saving that for the part where they talk about cancer.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

is Schaumburg some important place?

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

Pick posted:

I'm not going to lie, it'd be pretty baller if we found out Ryan was stroking a half-chub the whole go

ryan got that jungle fever

Dahbadu
Aug 22, 2004

Reddit has helpfully advised me that I look like a "15 year old fortnite boi"
As usual, great OP Joe. :patriot:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

badatom posted:

I really like that Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren and Al Franken and Sherrod Brown are all sitting together. Like the cool kids' table or something.

Wanna be at dat table.

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Wonder if Biden is thinking upon how he'll never give a SOTU speech.

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
Lol remember when obama wanted to cut social security

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Obama gettin' cuddly this SOTU :kimchi:

BaurusJA
Nov 13, 2015

It's cruel...it's playful... I like it

cams posted:

yo biden just leaned over and said something to ryan after obama said "make college affordable for everyone."

i hope it was just, "you hear that, shithead?"

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Yoshifan823 posted:

He's saving that for the part where they talk about cancer.

I can't say I blame him, really.

mrfreeze
Apr 3, 2009

Jon Arbuckle: Master of pleasuring women

End Of Worlds posted:

wait what did he say i missed it

"The only people left who will keep the same job for 30 years and retire with a pension are most likely all in this room."

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Motto
Aug 3, 2013

blue squares posted:

is Schaumburg some important place?

it's a chicago suburb

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