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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Joementum posted:

No, that deal's done.

Yeah, I figured. :sigh:

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Congresswoman to Obama: "Eight more years!"

Obama: "Eight more years... for you! I'll vote for ya!"

Rochallor
Apr 23, 2010

ふっっっっっっっっっっっっck

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Almost assuredly true. Is there even a .5 % chance that Durbin succeeds Reid instead of Schumer?

I have some admiration for him from the time he was like one of three guys who hung around during one of Rand Paul's filibusters and kind of half-heartedly debated him at three in the morning.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011




Someone was paid to come up with and tweet that :saddowns:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

"That's kinda cool"

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Oh how I love "Obama didn't say these exact words in this exact order, shame!" gotchas.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Joementum posted:

Congresswoman to Obama: "Eight more years!"

Obama: "Eight more years... for you! I'll vote for ya!"

:3:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
a bad pundit on CNN saying bad things

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Logikv9 posted:

can't wait for the GOP response and how the state of the union is weaker than ever, make america strong again

https://twitter.com/PRyan/status/687109805459271681

this one is especially funny coming from a man whos done nothing in his career in politics

https://twitter.com/RandPaul/status/687109934564028416

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Here's John McCain's official reaction, via snapchat: https://twitter.com/frankthorpNBC/status/687111549870276612/video/1

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012

Soooo, Buzzwords?

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Nice time for a House of Cards commercial imho

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Logikv9 posted:

a bad pundit on CNN saying bad things

PBS's pundits are at least sane, what's going on over in the CNN BREAKING NEWS SHITZONE

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

blue squares posted:

"What we saw tonight was not a commander in chief, it was a divider in chief."

"The US may have seen job growth, but its all been the public sector as Washington exerts more and more control over the lives of Americans"

"It's time for a new era of freedom, where Americans are free to leave their jobs and strike out on their own, as our founding fathers did."

:dogbutton:

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Nikki Haley needs to quit putting on makeup and get to work



jk

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
HOLY poo poo TWITTER EMBEDS WORK ON SA NOW?!?!

Optimus Subprime
Mar 26, 2005

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Nice time for a House of Cards commercial imho

Nice ad buy.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


I made those up

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
I really liked the callbacks to hope and change from his campaign days at the end. Bringing it full circle. :unsmith:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Joementum posted:

HOLY poo poo TWITTER EMBEDS WORK ON SA NOW?!?!

hi joe welcome to like five pages ago

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Joementum posted:

HOLY poo poo TWITTER EMBEDS WORK ON SA NOW?!?!

We've entered the year 2013

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

Joementum posted:

HOLY poo poo TWITTER EMBEDS WORK ON SA NOW?!?!

get with the times grandpa http://forums.somethingawful.com/announcement.php?forumid=1

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Joementum posted:

HOLY poo poo TWITTER EMBEDS WORK ON SA NOW?!?!

its a obamamas miracle

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Twitter embeds is just Lowtax's excuse for the forums to break so bad next week that he can stop paying for them

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Joementum posted:

HOLY poo poo TWITTER EMBEDS WORK ON SA NOW?!?!

lol I expected you of all people to be the first to realize this

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Trump tweets: "Where's the GOPe's response? Haley is probably in the bathroom doing God knows what"

Followed by Trump shuddering so hard that the Trump Tower comes down

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Combed Thunderclap posted:

PBS's pundits are at least sane, what's going on over in the CNN BREAKING NEWS SHITZONE

i forgot the exact wording but it was something like obama is bad because democrats have failed in the congress/states, and that he's ruined the democrats because the democratic primary candidates are a "socialist" and "a former president's wife"

BaurusJA
Nov 13, 2015

It's cruel...it's playful... I like it
Oh no here comes the Republican Response. Can we just keep the PBS analysis going?

kittiesgomeow
Oct 13, 2008

This avatar cost on average $27.

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Nice time for a House of Cards commercial imho

#FU2016

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
oh i'm going to abuse use the poo poo out of this

https://twitter.com/talkwordy/status/687093414077304832

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Joementum posted:

Here's John McCain's official reaction, via snapchat: https://twitter.com/frankthorpNBC/status/687111549870276612/video/1

Way to point out his jowls..

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Oh God

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

"great state"

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



her teeth

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

Lotta tension in that jaw.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Her hair and skin color combination is fake and terrifying.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Uh oh, Nikki's looking into the wrong camera.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
land of contrasts

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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

this speech is being delivered through literal clenched teeth

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