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Lord Chumley: May 14, 2007; Embrace your destiny.

Solice Kirsk posted:

The hell?

I know right, AOL.com, really?

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

May as well be hosted on Prodigy.com.

# ? Jan 12, 2016 17:34

scorpiobean: Dec 22, 2004; I'll have one sugar coma drink, please.

Scathach posted:

I'm trying to figure out which drugs are that bad. Like, I've done more drugs than I can count on both hands but none ever made me do things like that.

Upon first glance I seriously thought those hairpieces were lunchmeat.

# ? Jan 12, 2016 19:16

Nutsngum: Oct 9, 2004; I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Grem posted:

NMS and very gross hernia

http://on.aol.com/video/hernia-is-biggest-we-have-ever-operated-on-graphic-images-519405541

Jesus. Im guessing youde have to have put that off for a drat long time for it to get that bad.

# ? Jan 12, 2016 19:26

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Jan 12, 2016 20:01

Dachshundofdoom: Feb 14, 2013; Pillbug

Guess the gender, win a prize!

# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:02

Indolent Bastard: Oct 26, 2007; I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Dachshundofdoom posted:

Guess the gender, win a prize!

Fluid. What do I win?

# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:47

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Indolent Bastard posted:

Fluid. What do I win?

Fluid.

# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:50

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Mans posted:

I'm impressed people still dress like this

Well not impressed

But still

# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:21

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Hirayuki posted:

Fluid.

Freshly-squeezed gender fluid.

# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:37

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

David Bowie's ex-wife is on Celebrity Big Brother in Britain. The producers told her he had passed away and she told one of the other housemates. That housemate is very dumb and thought the person who had died was another housemate called David Gest. This caused a meltdown, the video is embedded in that Daily Star article

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/big-brother/487168/housemates-think-david-gest-is-dead-cbb

# ? Jan 13, 2016 00:53

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

# ? Jan 13, 2016 02:38

goose willis: Jun 14, 2015; Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Well.. yes.. ?

# ? Jan 13, 2016 03:35

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

EmmyOk posted:

David Bowie's ex-wife is on Celebrity Big Brother in Britain. The producers told her he had passed away and she told one of the other housemates. That housemate is very dumb and thought the person who had died was another housemate called David Gest. This caused a meltdown, the video is embedded in that Daily Star article

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/big-brother/487168/housemates-think-david-gest-is-dead-cbb

New York still making the rounds I see
Anyway

cash crab posted:

I just realized we haven't discussed the jar yet. We don't have to, but I just thought I'd remind everyone.

Wahwahwah jar
Don't talk about it unless you're going to bring it

e2:

Postal Parcel has a new favorite as of 04:04 on Jan 13, 2016

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Palisader: Mar 14, 2012; DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Postal Parcel posted:

Wahwahwah jar
Don't talk about unless you're going to bring it

I didn't expand any of those pictures and I still feel faintly nauseous.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 04:01

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Oh god, I forgot about the Jar. That is on the level of Tub Girl on the internet horror scale.

I know its a Meme, but holy poo poo that guys outfit.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 04:30

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

twistedmentat posted:

Oh god, I forgot about the Jar. That is on the level of Tub Girl on the internet horror scale.

I know its a Meme, but holy poo poo that guys outfit.

VVV how is that not child endangerment or something? Piss grows bacteria like loving crazy.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 05:18 on Jan 13, 2016

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Clochette: Aug 12, 2013

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Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

Water as in Urine? How much piss can this child create in one day?

# ? Jan 13, 2016 04:57

Redrum and Coke: Feb 25, 2006; wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Yeah Wtf does that mean?

# ? Jan 13, 2016 05:07

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

Postal Parcel posted:

Water as in Urine? How much piss can this child create in one day?

plenty, if you know it's the only way you're getting a bath that week.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 05:13

Clochette: Aug 12, 2013

I assume they store it in piss jugs for a few weeks before they accumulate enough for a bath.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 05:15

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I refuse to believe that is real. Nope.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 05:28

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; Can't post for 13 days!

Clochette posted:

I assume they store it in piss jugs for a few weeks before they accumulate enough for a bath.

That explains the weirdos that are saving piss in jars!

# ? Jan 13, 2016 05:40

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I'm so glad this thread is plumbing new depths of disgusting

# ? Jan 13, 2016 05:51

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

We're mostly just pissing time away.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 05:54

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i'm honestly relieved people are talking about the cum jar instead of the video of the dude sitting on a jar and learning about the powers of vacuum.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 05:55

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Mans posted:

i'm honestly relieved people are talking about the cum jar instead of the video of the dude sitting on a jar and learning about the powers of vacuum.

Exactly this. Although the cum jar isn't exactly a high society conversation piece either.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 06:03

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Indolent Bastard posted:

You might miss it, but he is wearing a bluetooth earpiece. Just in case you missed it he is yelling into at all times.

Looks like he stole that from the kid working the drivethrough at McDonalds.

Mans posted:

The problem with this kid doing his hair like that is that now all you can see is that loving nose. Especially in his profile pic in the top corner.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 06:29

Duke of Flies: Jul 2, 2007; I croaked "Get Out"
Then I stood, and croaked "GET OUT"

Or... get in..; Soiled Meat

# ? Jan 13, 2016 09:12

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Postal Parcel posted:

Water as in Urine? How much piss can this child create in one day?

I think it's just water from their own lovely well.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 09:48

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

This page makes me feel physically ill

# ? Jan 13, 2016 16:17

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Peep Show is real.

https://np.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/40q0g0/the_cups_in_our_house_keep_disappearing_turns_out/cywevhi

# ? Jan 13, 2016 16:43

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

plenty, if you know it's the only way you're getting a bath that week.

no, I think most people would rather not bathe at all if the alternative is taking a bath in a tub of piss

# ? Jan 13, 2016 17:02

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Paladinus posted:

I think it's just water from their own lovely well.

Ha! Finally I get to "sweet summer child" someone else. No, the water is referred to as belonging to the kid. Pretty sure it's whizz.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 17:22

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

Paladinus posted:

Peep Show is real.

https://np.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/40q0g0/the_cups_in_our_house_keep_disappearing_turns_out/cywevhi

Alright guys. Cup fucker here

# ? Jan 13, 2016 17:23

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

Mans posted:

i'm honestly relieved people are talking about the cum jar instead of the video of the dude sitting on a jar and learning about the powers of vacuum.

Post it imo.

Also miss bath just reminds me of period pool. Or was it afterbirth? I can't remember.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 17:48

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

My Son Doesn�t Want To Cuddle Anymore So I Knit A Cuddly Version Of Him.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 18:02

Palisader: Mar 14, 2012; DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

DrBouvenstein posted:

My Son Doesn�t Want To Cuddle Anymore So I Knit A Cuddly Version Of Him.

I really want this to be some sort of performance art.

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Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fathis Munk posted:

Post it imo.

Okay, hit that click button!!

:nws:

http://1man1jar.org/ :nws:

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