SSNeoman posted:

It's like...I get the spirit of what they're trying to say, but then they ruin it with this SovCit bullshit.

VitalSigns posted:

DUI: a victimless crime.

I mean I didn't even hit any of the cars I swerved towards, you racketeering statist criminal gangster tyrant

VitalSigns posted:

DUI: a victimless crime.

I mean I didn't even hit any of the cars I swerved towards, you racketeering statist criminal gangster tyrant

Defenestration posted:

I believe you will find that I said "I take full responsibility" which means that my actions had no consequences for anyone but myself , even the person I hit

That's freedom

Defenestration posted:

VitalSigns posted:

DUI: a victimless crime.

I mean I didn't even hit any of the cars I swerved towards, you racketeering statist criminal gangster tyrant

Klaus88 posted:

Alan Moore just can't write anarchist and objectivst characters without assholes latching onto those characters.

A shame, since he usually does a good job of showing how much those philosophies suck.

VitalSigns posted:

I'm not sure what to take away from this? We should bring back slave Aunt Jemima and minstrel shows or what

VitalSigns posted:

I'm not sure what to take away from this? We should bring back slave Aunt Jemima and minstrel shows or what

VitalSigns posted:

I'm not sure what to take away from this? We should bring back slave Aunt Jemima and minstrel shows or what

VitalSigns posted:

I'm not sure what to take away from this? We should bring back slave Aunt Jemima and minstrel shows or what

Fulchrum posted:

How does that even work on any level? A leprechaun is a mythical creature from Ireland, not a racial slur. This would only make sense if people were protesting Until Dawn for using wendigo.

Who What Now posted:

Scotch tape was racist? Are Scottish known for being sticky?

Who What Now posted:

Scotch tape was racist? Are Scottish known for being sticky?

Crain posted:

Huh. So is that why they made the character of Scrooge Mcduck Scottish?

Does that mean Scrooge Mcduck is a racist caricature?

moist turtleneck posted:

Also lol

VitalSigns posted:

I'm not sure what to take away from this? We should bring back slave Aunt Jemima and minstrel shows or what

Beast Pussy posted:

http://gawker.com/angry-militia-leader-stop-mailing-us-dildos-1752580458

Saw this linked on Facebook a couple times today, along with all the snack jokes for the last few weeks. Can someone explain why the post office is delivering mail that's directly assisting terrorists?

Guavanaut posted:

Maybe if they'd made him drunk and vomiting rainbows into the bowl and the cereal was called "Lucky gently caress Off Home Micks"

McDowell posted:

They didn't give the refuge address - the stuff just shows up at that zipcode post office and they collect it since no one is stopping them from travelng around in stolen federal vehicles.

Beast Pussy posted:

Why not? Is anyone at all accountable for this poo poo? I've been out of the country, so I haven't been following it too closely, but I feel like someone is at least nominally responsible for all the poo poo they've taken and are occupying. Is no one besides the LIEberal media mass about this?

Beast Pussy posted:

Why not? Is anyone at all accountable for this poo poo? I've been out of the country, so I haven't been following it too closely, but I feel like someone is at least nominally responsible for all the poo poo they've taken and are occupying. Is no one besides the LIEberal media mass about this?

Sebadoh Gigante posted:

Sebadoh Gigante posted:

This is from one of those 24/7 meme reposters, so it's not like this is all he posts, but it is all from the last 3 days.

LunarShadow posted:

What the actual gently caress.....

Crain posted:

Huh. So is that why they made the character of Scrooge Mcduck Scottish?

Does that mean Scrooge Mcduck is a racist caricature?

Beast Pussy posted:

http://gawker.com/angry-militia-leader-stop-mailing-us-dildos-1752580458

Saw this linked on Facebook a couple times today, along with all the snack jokes for the last few weeks. Can someone explain why the post office is delivering mail that's directly assisting terrorists?

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Just a Shotgun


You're sound asleep when you hear a thump outside your bedroom door.

Half-awake, and nearly paralyzed with fear, you hear muffled whispers.

At least two people have broken into your house and are moving your way.

With your heart pumping, you reach down beside your bed and pick up your shotgun.

You rack a shell into the chamber, then inch toward the door and open it.

In the darkness, you make out two shadows.

One holds something that looks like a crowbar.

When the intruder brandishes it as if to strike, you raise the shotgun and fire.

The blast knocks both thugs to the floor.

One writhes and screams while the second man crawls to the front door and lurches outside.

As you pick up the telephone to call police, you know you're in trouble.

In your country, most guns were outlawed years before, and the few that are privately owned are so stringently regulated as to make them useless..

Yours was never registered.

Police arrive and inform you that the second burglar has died.

They arrest you for First Degree Murder and Illegal Possession of a Firearm.

When you talk to your attorney, he tells you not to worry: authorities will probably plea the case down to manslaughter.

"What kind of sentence will I get?" you ask.

"Only ten-to-twelve years," he replies, as if that's nothing.

"Behave yourself, and you'll be out in seven."

The next day, the shooting is the lead story in the local newspaper. Somehow, you're portrayed as an eccentric vigilante while the two men you shot are represented as choirboys.

Their friends and relatives can't find an unkind word to say about them..

Buried deep down in the article, authorities acknowledge that both "victims" have been arrested numerous times.

But the next day's headline says it all:

"Lovable Rogue Son Didn't Deserve to Die."

The thieves have been transformed from career criminals into Robin Hood-type pranksters..

As the days wear on, the story takes wings.

The national media picks it up, then the international media.

The surviving burglar has become a folk hero.

Your attorney says the thief is preparing to sue you, and he'll probably win.

The media publishes reports that your home has been burglarized several times in the past and that you've been critical of local police for their lack of effort in apprehending the suspects.

After the last break-in, you told your neighbor that you would be prepared next time.

The District Attorney uses this to allege that you were lying in wait for the burglars.

A few months later, you go to trial.

The charges haven't been reduced, as your lawyer had so confidently predicted.

When you take the stand, your anger at the injustice of it all works against you..

Prosecutors paint a picture of you as a mean, vengeful man.

It doesn't take long for the jury to convict you of all charges.

The judge sentences you to life in prison.

This case really happened.

On August 22, 1999, Tony Martin of Emneth, Norfolk , England , killed one burglar and wounded a second.

In April, 2000, he was convicted and is now serving a life term...

How did it become a crime to defend one's own life in the once great British Empire ?

It started with the Pistols Act of 1903.

This seemingly reasonable law forbade selling pistols to minors or felons and established that handgun sales were to be made only to those who had a license.

The Firearms Act of 1920 expanded licensing to include not only handguns but all firearms except shotguns..

Later laws passed in 1953 and 1967 outlawed the carrying of any weapon by private citizens and mandated the registration of all shotguns.


Momentum for total handgun confiscation began in earnest after the Hungerford mass shooting in 1987.

Michael Ryan, a mentally disturbed man with a Kalashnikov rifle, walked down the streets shooting everyone he saw.

When the smoke cleared, 17 people were dead.

The British public, already de-sensitized by eighty years of "gun control", demanded even tougher restrictions.

(The seizure of all privately owned handguns was the objective even though Ryan used a rifle.)

Nine years later, at Dunblane , Scotland , Thomas Hamilton used a semi-automatic weapon to murder 16 children and a teacher at a public school.

For many years, the media had portrayed all gun owners as mentally unstable, or worse, criminals.

Now the press had a real kook with which to beat up law-abiding gun owners.




Day after day, week after week, the media gave up all pretense of objectivity and demanded a total ban on all handguns.

The Dunblane Inquiry, a few months later, sealed the fate of the few sidearms still owned by private citizens.

During the years in which the British government incrementally took away most gun rights, the notion that a citizen had the right to armed self-defense came to be seen as vigilantism.

Authorities refused to grant gun licenses to people who were threatened, claiming that self-defense was no longer considered a reason to own a gun.

Citizens who shot burglars or robbers or rapists were charged while the real criminals were released.

Indeed, after the Martin shooting, a police spokesman was quoted as saying,

"We cannot have people take the law into their own hands."

All of Martin's neighbors had been robbed numerous times,

and several elderly people were severely injured in beatings by young thugs who had no fear of the consequences.

Martin himself, a collector of antiques, had seen most of his collection trashed or stolen by burglars.

When the Dunblane Inquiry ended, citizens who owned handguns were given three months to turn them over to local authorities.

Being good British subjects, most people obeyed the law.

The few who didn't were visited by police and threatened with ten-year prison sentences if they didn't comply.

Police later bragged that they'd taken nearly 200,000 handguns from private citizens.

How did the authorities know who had handguns?

The guns had been registered and licensed.

Kind of like cars. Sound familiar?

WAKE UP AMERICA ; THIS IS WHY OUR FOUNDING FATHERS PUT THE SECOND AMENDMENT IN OUR CONSTITUTION.

"...It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds.."

--Samuel Adams

If you think this is important, please forward to everyone you know.

You had better wake up, because Obama is doing this very same thing, over here, if he can get it done

The UN Small Arms Treaty that Hilary is negotiating would take away our 2nd Amendment rights.

And there are stupid people in congress and on the street that will go right along with him.

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Just remember - the reason the Japanese didn't invade the USA is because they knew that most

of the citizens were armed.

S-U-P-E-R posted:

I got 99 problems and they're all with this Facebook post.


I'd touch the poop but I'm not even sure where to start.

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Just remember - the reason the Japanese didn't invade the USA is because they knew that most

of the citizens were armed.

Jurgan posted:

Don't let me punch you in a boxing ring, then call the police if I punch you on the street.