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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

DariusLikewise posted:

I wonder what the new "we will move here unless we get a new stadium" city will be now that LA is taken.

It'll be the option to move in with Kroenke.

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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

DariusLikewise posted:

I wonder what the new "we will move here unless we get a new stadium" city will be now that LA is taken.

London

Now that the NFL finally got a team to LA I fully expect London will be the bullshit negotiation tactic

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Yeah, but the easy teardown of that is there will never be a team in London.

London isn't like LA. It's not a case of "A good season will get them onboard". Gridiron football, outside of a small sliver of enthusiasts, doesn't exist here. They wouldn't know if a season was bad or good until they come home holding the Lombardi.

Moving a team here isn't just getting the locals onboard with a new team, it's getting the locals onboard with a new sport.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Febreeze posted:

London

Now that the NFL finally got a team to LA I fully expect London will be the bullshit negotiation tactic

quote:

Yeah, but the easy teardown of that is there will never be a team in London.

A London team will definitely happen at some point, that's exactly why starting in 2017(2018?) there will be 8 NFL games played in London each year. It's a full scale test run for a team.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

I don't see Chicago in there. List invalid.

Chicago owns, but is strictly in the second tier of cities. I did, however, once see a bunch of rats loving in a small empty lot in the Loop on my way back from Second City. 10/10 would watch live rat porn again.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
It's always poo poo when a team that won a title moves.

Chargers moving would be bad, too.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

I don't see Chicago in there. List invalid.

I live in Chicago and love it, but it kind of sucks. There's at least 2/3 of the city where you can't go unless you're okay with maybe being shot, and you have to travel hundreds of miles for any interesting geographical features aside from the lake and river.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i know i'm always just tripping over people who cannot wait to extol the virtues of Portland, Maine.

do you like cities and love white people? portland, maine might be the place for you.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Nail Rat posted:

A London team will definitely happen at some point, that's exactly why starting in 2017(2018?) there will be 8 NFL games played in London each year. It's a full scale test run for a team.

I live here in the UK. I feel I can say, with a degree of confidence, the man on the street here does not give a solitary poo poo about gridiron football.

They sell out the international games because it's a novelty. Give it one or two seasons of a local team not making the playoffs, it'll make Levi's Stadium look like Lambeau.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


Agreed. Santa Barbara as well.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Do the players with arrest records get special privileges to travel to the UK for the games, how does that work

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I live here in the UK. I feel I can say, with a degree of confidence, the man on the street here does not give a solitary poo poo about gridiron football.

They sell out the international games because it's a novelty. Give it one or two seasons of a local team not making the playoffs, it'll make Levi's Stadium look like Lambeau.

Whether it's a good idea or the locals care is immaterial to the fact it's happening. The league put a team in Jacksonville. Not every decision they make is going to be smart.

Just look at the way they're increasing the number of games per year and the fact it will literally be 8 per year in a couple years. It is happening if those 8 games all sell out several years in a row, book it.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
I really wish the Mormons would let the NFL put a dang team in Salt Lake.

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

DariusLikewise posted:

I wonder what the new "we will move here unless we get a new stadium" city will be now that LA is taken.

Outside of San Antonio already being mentioned I would bet a place like Portland or even Las Vegas. The NFL was in bed with Daily Fantasy so the walls between gambling and ethics are paper thin at this point.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Sharzak posted:

I really wish the Mormons would let the NFL put a dang team in Salt Lake.

I would love to see how Utah's liqour laws would work for a stadium

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Sharzak posted:

I really wish the Mormons would let the NFL put a dang team in Salt Lake.

...like, in the lake? Because I'll offer up the Colts to be drowned if that's what you mean.

quote:

I would love to see how Utah's liqour laws would work for a stadium

Probably the same as they work for the Jazz. I'm sure one person in SAS has been to a Jazz game and can educate us.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Alaois posted:

do you like cities and love white people? portland, maine might be the place for you.

This also works for Portland OR, by the way

Source: I am a white person in Portland OR. Seeing a minority is like an event

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Jan 13, 2016

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Trast posted:

Outside of San Antonio already being mentioned I would bet a place like Portland or even Las Vegas. The NFL was in bed with Daily Fantasy so the walls between gambling and ethics are paper thin at this point.

If the NHL to Las Vegas thing happens and it succeeds I could definitely see the NFL muscling their way in on that market, gambling or not.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I would love to see how Utah's liqour laws would work for a stadium

You can get beer at the Jazz games here!
they're 3.2% ABV

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Spoeank posted:

LA is poo poo full stop. It has way too many goddamned people and way too many wrong streets to turn down.

It's only redeeming factor is it's so lovely that people don't realize how lovely most of San Francisco is, because "at least it isn't LA."

The Bay at least has a good public transportation system so getting in and out of it doesn't suck

Don't the Lakers get a special later start time for home games because of how bad the traffic is? Would the Rams get something like that for MNF or TNF?

quote:

I mean, I'm not trying to derail but it's one of the few places where in less than two hours you can be in like five different climate zones. I personally ski a lot, go to wine country a lot, hike a lot and camp a lot. You don't get that in KC where I'm from. It's an 8 hour drive to Chicago which is largely the same.

Dude, Sacramento sounds like more of your thing than LA

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

even Newark has bright spots like the Ironbound.

cities are great and some of y'all belong in South Dakota or some poo poo

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
I can confirm that Sacramento is cool and good and better than LA.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

LA sucks dick

Wolfy
Jul 13, 2009

Let's be honest, LA sucks. The only perks are the weather and being really close to an absurd amount of cool things to do that aren't in LA.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
I have a friend who has lived in LA their entire life contemplating moving to Detroit, just to get out of LA.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

Alaois posted:

even Newark has bright spots like the Ironbound.

cities are great and some of y'all belong in South Dakota or some poo poo

Sioux Falls owns hard

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

Nail Rat posted:

I live in Chicago and love it, but it kind of sucks. There's at least 2/3 of the city where you can't go unless you're okay with maybe being shot, and you have to travel hundreds of miles for any interesting geographical features aside from the lake and river.

Chicago is like late 90s/early aughts Detroit with the shootings lately, goddamn.

wattershed
Dec 27, 2002

Radio got his free iPod, did you get yours???
It seems like most people who live in LA choose to do so because they can do their job there (and it'd be impossible/very hard to do elsewhere). Anyone who's not reliant on a certain industry and who still wants the geography/weather perks just moves to San Diego.

ColonelJohnMatrix
Jun 24, 2006

Because all fucking hell is going to break loose

It's weird to see the LA people hate on St. Louis so much and the St. Louis people hate on LA. Both are cities that wrongfully, in most cases, catch a lot of poo poo for reasons that aren't really true. When the Rams left LA they had terrible ownership and left town in a greedy haste, thereby loving the fans. When the Rams left STL they had terrible ownership and left town in a greedy haste, thereby loving the fans. What I'm saying is we are all in this together you fuckers.

Kroenke is trash yes, but when thinking about what team to support now I figure all owners are pretty much comic book levels of rich, maniacal, vile characters so who cares. May as well stick with the team I grew up on (I was barely even alive when the football Cards were here, all I know is the Rams) if I'm keeping up with the NFL.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

AsInHowe posted:

I have a friend who has lived in LA their entire life contemplating moving to Detroit, just to get out of LA.

Detroit is fine if you live in the middle of the city and aren't unskilled labor.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

wattershed posted:

It seems like most people who live in LA choose to do so because they can do their job there (and it'd be impossible/very hard to do elsewhere). Anyone who's not reliant on a certain industry and who still wants the geography/weather perks just moves to San Diego.

Now this, this is a good take.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Are you saying that Randy Newman is a bad judge of cities?

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
LA is terrible. I think 99% of people will agree on that. However, the NFL has plenty of teams in terrible cities.
New Orleans, Detroit and Pittsburgh are in the top ten for terrible cities in the USA.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
What's wrong with Pittsburgh?

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
Goons hate every big city.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Pittsburgh's fine. It can be a pain in the rear end to get around if you aren't prepared for the one-way streets on giant hills and retarded tunnel situation, but otherwise I wouldn't mind living there.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
For any old people from St. Louis: was it really confusing having the baseball Cardinals and the football Cardinals? Like in September/October

:v: "I'm going to go to the Cardinals game this weekend."
:haw: "Cool, who's pitching?"
:v: "Uh...Lomax."

Or

:v: "Hey man, I've got free Cardinals tickets! You want to go?"
:haw: "Hell yeah! Who are they playing?"
:v: "The Browns!"
:negative: "Oh, those Cardinals. Actually, I have to wash my car."

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Sharzak posted:

What's wrong with Pittsburgh?

~90% of the populate is homeless and exists by panhandling. That's an exaggeration, but I get asked more for money any given weekend I visit Pittsburgh than a month in DC. It doesn't have any food "scene." The famous restaurants there are known for their portion size, rather than quality.

It's completely run down, at any given time one of the bridges/tunnels into the city is closed causing traffic delays that could be avoided by working on things at night.

Iron City beer sucks.

It's a city with no redeeming qualities.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

a messed up horse posted:

Pittsburgh's fine. It can be a pain in the rear end to get around if you aren't prepared for the one-way streets on giant hills and retarded tunnel situation, but otherwise I wouldn't mind living there.

It cannot be stated enough how insane Pittsburgh's roads are.

But it seriously is one of the most beautiful cities in the loving world at night and if you disagree you haven't been there.

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Also on the list for cities with horrible roads that nobody talks about: DC and Atlanta.

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