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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Sagebrush posted:

return to castle wolfenstein? that one was okay. i remember being amazed at the flamethrower's hyper realism when it came out



actually, still p decee

it's too bad that quake wars was mediocre and brink was busted

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Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
quake wars :(

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Squeezy Farm posted:

nice job using autistic as a pejorative. thought we were above this in Yospos.
not really, seeing that concern trolling still does the rounds

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Al! posted:

good metroid games: super, prime 1, fusion, cave story

prime 2 was good

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
all of the primes were good, cracks only appear when you compare them to each other

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
3 was p bad

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

2 was bad too

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
3 would probably wouldn't piss me off if they didn't get rid of different beam types, and designed the maps so you don't run immediately into a dead end and then go power up hinting

or do the "oh noooo the only way forward requires you to free the metroids" for the third game in a row

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
has prime 1 been released on vc yet


also rhythm heaven

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
i think the worst part of 3 is that in order to discover the top secret location of the planet where the attacks are coming from you need to discover them in an abandoned space marine ship

the ship doesn't have a ton of power so you need to plug batteries in to open doors and progress through

instead of asking the space marines you work with for the batteries they use on their ships, you need to scavenge them from ruins across the solar system

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Al! posted:

has prime 1 been released on vc yet


also rhythm heaven

all 3 games are on as part of trilogy set

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

blatantly manufactured game-extending activities?! in my nintendo products??

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Sagebrush posted:

blatantly manufactured game-extending activities?! in my nintendo products??

i can forgive them for hiding the keys behind random ancient civilization artifact bullshit


but mother loving batteries?

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

finally, the famous nintendo pigeon comes to mario maker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecFl_E5qXn4

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
I hope that pigeon makes good on the promise to delete all the lovely levels, it's impossible to find decent challenging classic-Mario-style levels, everything's either experiments (which are cool), automated levels and stuff clearly made by very small children

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

I hope the pigeon makes good on its promise to gently caress a Bob-omb.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Al! posted:

everything's either experiments (which are cool), automated levels and stuff clearly made by very small children

itt: a person is upset that a game for very small children is played by very small children

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Sagebrush posted:

itt: a person is upset that a game for very small children is played by very small children

nintendo was a mistake

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Al! posted:

anything can be a game and any game can be art

wrong on both counts

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Stymie posted:

wrong on both counts

you'll find I'm 100% correct

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Al! posted:

you'll find I'm 100% correct

in no objective sense is it true, sorry to say

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
nope, that statement is objectively correct

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


(f)art is in the eye of the beholder

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

what about interactive fiction

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Stymie posted:

in no objective sense is it true, sorry to say

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
don't quote stymie, come on

perspective on art from unquestionably the worst poster

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
stymie and his like are fun to antagonize tho

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
you could even call it a game

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot

Al! posted:

I hope that pigeon makes good on the promise to delete all the lovely levels, it's impossible to find decent challenging classic-Mario-style levels, everything's either experiments (which are cool), automated levels and stuff clearly made by very small children
play my levels, scrub

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Al! posted:

you could even call it a game

and you can do it with a phone... :monocle:

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

Blackula69 posted:

perspective on art from unquestionably the worst poster

you give him a good run for his money blackula69

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Al! posted:

I hope that pigeon makes good on the promise to delete all the lovely levels, it's impossible to find decent challenging classic-Mario-style levels, everything's either experiments (which are cool), automated levels and stuff clearly made by very small children

Happy wheels is exactly this but replace experiments with youtuber callout levels and literally no moderation

And I am guilty of still playing it even when it came out back in 2010

Also when is there gonna be another gauntlet legends/dark legacy styled gauntlet, I got bummed out when I realized the one on steam is a remake of the original.

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

leftist heap posted:

you give him a good run for his money blackula69

yes but my opinions are followed by lengthy justifications

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

ZShakespeare posted:

When I say mobile gaming I mean cell phone gaming because I grew up in the age when talking about video games would get you beaten up, and thus anyone who hauls around a nintendo with them is an irredeemable manchild.

I grew up in that age too but I was cool enough to do whatever I liked.

Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin

Blackula69 posted:

yes but my opinions are followed by lengthy justifications

the sign of an extremely wrong opinion

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


:siren: deserts of kharak dev diary with gameplay :siren:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVh_E657bFA

ign also has some vids up:

http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/01/13/watch-the-first-homeworld-deserts-of-kharak-gameplay

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
that looks pretty good

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Improbable Lobster posted:

that looks pretty good

well except for

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Notorious QIG posted:

well except for



yeah, i was thinking the same thing

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dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syPqNTmupvY

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