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Her name's Sydney. I still want a Trenchgun and the M60. Maybe the UMP now that SMGs are literal pocket assault rifles - if the MP5 is gonna be poo poo in this game, the UMP better not be. Also a quick browse of reddit and the Steam forums is pretty hilarious. So many loving salty nerds.
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So I was playing Cook off for about half an hour and mere seconds from finishing the heist windows decides to restart my computer for an update. Which is weird, because I set it specifically to never do that years ago. Must have changed the setting back to automatic restart when I wasn't looking.
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I'm still waiting for a  80's gun pack with Calicos and the Pancor Jackhammer.
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Explosionface posted:I'm still waiting for a I've been dreaming about a PP-19 Bizon in-game for awhile. Maybe a Soviet pack with a PP-19, a PPSh-41, and an SVD or something could be awesome.
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Explosionface posted:I'm still waiting for a Still want an h&k g11 to be put in with an unorthodox/forgotten weapons gun pack with poo poo like an LeMatt revolver and this loving thing. And a high-caliber custom made pepperbox, just cause 
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Sydney and Jiro's Hollywood Heist is probably for next Crimefest. They're big things that were mentioned around the last one and the smart move would be to hold onto those for a big event. The community just can't wait for anything as it still beats its chest even now about safe house customization needs to BE HERE NOW AND FREE. They're rather have no content than content that isn't exactly what Goldfarb mentioned millions of years ago at this point. EDIT: Also be careful for wishing for weird guns as I can just see a loving Nambu 14/94 finding its way into this game. 50% chance of misfiring, 30% of being stuck in the chamber as you frantically go through several reloading and weapon bashing attempts to unfuck the gun and a 10% of accidentally either instantly downing you or any cop the gun is pointing at with every shot. Bonus points if you include the feature where pressing on the exposed sear could function as its own Pistol Messiah like revenge shot. Crabtree fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Jan 13, 2016 |
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We need a Monty Puthon Heist. Robbing the Ministry of Silly Walks would be pretty fun.
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Reddit seriously angry new dlc isn't priced similar to two year old dlc during a twice yearly sale. At this point they might as well release the gently caress /R/paydaytheheist Heist, because nothing is going to please that psychotic little ant mill.
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Nehru the Damaja posted:Reddit seriously angry new dlc isn't priced similar to two year old dlc during a twice yearly sale. At this point they might as well release the gently caress /R/paydaytheheist Heist, because nothing is going to please that psychotic little ant mill. Oh my god I would love that "Free Almir Listo character pack with the DLC, thanks to the sales of the black market drills, AND because of your outrageous support!" He'd come with a special SMG called "Cry some more", and a rifle named "Many salty tears" spit on my clit fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Jan 13, 2016 |
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BillmasterCozb posted:Oh my god I would love that The reward would be 5 exclusive safes, all of which drop nothing upon drilling them.
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Jan 13, 2016 18:47
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Re thread title : The goatfuck is *colossal*. Get it right or pay the price.
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Nehru the Damaja posted:Re thread title : The goatfuck is *colossal*. Get it right or pay the price. This man knows a lot about goatfucking. Just look at his avatar!  Therefore I trust his opinion on these matters.
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Day 2 is up with a link to a thing: http://goatpayday.com/
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Nehru the Damaja posted:Re thread title : The goatfuck is *colossal*. Get it right or pay the price. Thanks to Sykic for the new title, and CowCaster for granting it.
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Plan Z posted:Thanks to Sykic for the new title, and CowCaster for granting it. "Payday 2: Colossal Goatfuck Simulator" is what I suggested 
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Wintermutant posted:Day 2 is up with a link to a thing: Not sure who's gonna cry more: Reddit or my wallet. EDIT: Wait a tick, there's nothing on any new weaponry or whatsits is there? Or is that day 3? widespread fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Jan 13, 2016 |
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Jan 13, 2016 19:46
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We can't have fun in games, that's just silly.
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Crabtree posted:We're already in trouble apparently. Everyone has to be mad at Goats because two comments on reddit. quote:as developer Overkill added microtransaction boosts, apologised, then added paid-for stat-changing skins too. Interesting interpretation of how the microtransactions were added. I'm seriously sick of angry dudes on reddit being the face & voice of every game's fanbase.
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The Overkill website is down. DDoS? I cannot comprehend the depths of this salt.
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Geight posted:Interesting interpretation of how the microtransactions were added. I'm seriously sick of angry dudes on reddit being the face & voice of every game's fanbase. quote:Monkey_Puncher Negative fourteen points. Low enough that it is auto-hidden. gently caress the PD2 playerbase.
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bbcisdabomb posted:Negative fourteen points. Low enough that it is auto-hidden. gently caress the PD2 playerbase. How dare two game companies who are collaborating together want money for both of their efforts. How dare OVERKILL even think of touching Goat Simulator when they aren't giving me free DLC and sucking my dick for putting in drills.
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Crabtree posted:How dare two game companies who are collaborating together want money for both of their efforts. How dare OVERKILL even think of touching Goat Simulator when they aren't giving me free DLC and sucking my dick for putting in drills. Call of loving Duty comes out every year with a new game, for $60 then charges $15 each for three map packs of 3-4 new maps and maybe one gun, none of which get any playtime because you have to own the DLC to play them. These games are heralded every year as The Best Shooting Game Ever! on Reddit. Payday 2, which is now $20 two years after its release and releases roughly the same dollar amount of DLC every year without the $60 yearly tax, is an example of a bad company. That makes sense, right?
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Slur's posting to defend the devs on reddit. Oh god, there's a trailer for the goat simulheister DLC that's entirely the characters talking about why you should buy indie game DLC at launch. Here's the video. Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Jan 13, 2016 |
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Dr Cheeto posted:mrhonk123 confirmed for Vox Look, I'd love a payday 2 dating sim. Who here wouldn't? But Huniepop, the 5 minutes of it that I played, was among other things extremely racist and had a patch that added sex. I don't want either of those in my Crime Dating Sim.
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Discendo Vox posted:Look, I'd love a payday 2 dating sim. Who here wouldn't? But Huniepop, the 5 minutes of it that I played, was among other things extremely racist and had a patch that added sex. I don't want either of those in my Crime Dating Sim. Look man, some of us need our Hoxton/Houston OTP shipfics and there's nothing wrong with being racist against cops.
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Discendo Vox posted:Look, I'd love a payday 2 dating sim. Who here wouldn't? But Huniepop, the 5 minutes of it that I played, was among other things extremely racist and had a patch that added sex. I don't want either of those in my Crime Dating Sim. Uh the sex was always there idiot maybe be better at popping hunnies and u'd know this
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Discendo Vox posted:Look, I'd love a payday 2 dating sim. Who here wouldn't? But Huniepop, the 5 minutes of it that I played, was among other things extremely racist and had a patch that added sex. I don't want either of those in my Crime Dating Sim. Okay maybe popping hunies ain't your thing. So why not watch them run a studio sometime later on. It'd be like the 2015 Christmas heist complete with- ... on second thought, let's talk more about goatfucker Boris instead.
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Discendo Vox posted:Look, I'd love a payday 2 dating sim. Who here wouldn't? But Huniepop, the 5 minutes of it that I played, was among other things extremely racist and had a patch that added sex. I don't want either of those in my Crime Dating Sim. Wait, you mean it isn't? What the hell have I been whispering sweet nothings over mumble to goons for then?
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New DLC is also gonna include a Salt Lick for all this amazing salt this announcement has generated. For both games. edit: bbcisdabomb posted:Negative fourteen points. Low enough that it is auto-hidden. gently caress the PD2 playerbase. This. The entitled playerbase thinks that the game devs are gonna just roll out super amazing updates and charge nothing. Overkill needs to make money for living? gently caress that. I want my free everything.Its a shame that Overkill is getting a lot of their feedback from Reddit. TopHatGenius fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Jan 13, 2016 |
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Afraid of Audio posted:the one thing i will agree with vox on is huniepop is bad Death Vox is fantastic. Bernie Sanders should not be president. Stealth is great. vvvv I'm glad we see eye to eye on all of this. Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Jan 13, 2016 |
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Discendo Vox posted:Undertale is fantastic. Donald Trump should not be president. Goat DLC is great. poo poo 4 things goddamn it
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The point break heists have shown that Overkill's level design skills are still there. I bet the goat levels will be fun and pretty well-designed. Is Lion doing any more Payday 2 content or are they focused on that WW2 game they're making?
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Afraid of Audio posted:poo poo 4 things goddamn it You might as well be vox now
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